Wanted: Boyfriend for Gabriela
Please apply at my office and bring the following requirements:
1. 2x2 picture
2. Complete biodata and curriculum vitae
3. Compilation of past experiences: academic, missionary, romantic
4. List of desirable characteristics
5. 1000-word essay on why you deserve to be Rizel's boyfriend
6. Prepare for interview by our Officers.
Note: Any falsification of documents or dishonesty will automatically result in disqualification.