Time wasters

 A group of scumbag foreigners doss about drinking cheap beer and planning their great business idea/novel/documentary film that never materialises.

Hello, give me your number

A local Beijinger tries to find a foreign girlfriend by very direct, but unsuccessful, means.

Laowisdumb & Laowaizardry

Seminal dongbei foreign experts Lao Lee and Isidnar provide legal counsel concerning purchase of Beijing real estate to participants of a Renaissance Fair.

PROTIP: Mongol horde attire is kosher at renfair.

I think I actually made Time Wasters last year... 

Yeah, speaking of movies that never materialise...

give it Time

Have you figured out the soundtrack yet? There's a nice song called Break My Stride By Matthew Wilder.

I sailed away to China
In a little rowboat to find ya...