So we conducted an investigation to see what has been tampering with my female supplies. Fragment of this research uncovered that in 4 years you 老外 asses have been responsible for an 87% increase in the arrogance, snobbishness and repellance of Chinese female towards foreigners mainly because you're portrayed either as ‘easy to get’, or as ‘desperate jerk’. Consequently declining the general reputation and attractiveness of LaoWais on the social level. Takes out the fun from the show don't you think? :) or maybe even adds a little fun..
Anyway, in order to be fair, we will group these LaoWais into 5 categories:
Desperate 老外 - This kinda 老外 is
inexperienced, does not understand the relationship between natural aura,
circumstances and immediate situation. Very pushy and will contact the Chinese female
multiple times a day even if she's not into him. 老外s like
the retired Astaroth, Dave, Peter, Ahmed, Phil, Colins are under this group
Small World 老外 - This 老外 does not make much moves but also does not mind what chases him. He just accepts them as they come, without a taste. This kind of 老外 is known as the silent loser or scavenger. Retired Uncle DD , John , Caterine's New BoyFriend, Sally's ex, Patrick, Ryan Fall in here
Simply Dorky 老外
- This kind of 老外 is ignorant, inexperienced, will go to a Chinese girl's boob exhibition picture and
say "You have a beautiful face". You Fuckin Wussy. Whoever displayed
that picture knows exactly what she wants the guys to think, and then you say
something to portray your predictable weakness to the Chinese female.
Under this same category are 老外s who do not know the difference between a Chinese lady and a total bitch. They will take in a SanLiTun / WudaoKou Bitch as a GF, pay their bills and rent, buy them LV stuff and fund their trips. You twat!!
Socially Advanced 老外 – This kind of 老外 knows what he wants. He can get
along with everything… but does not accept everything beyond the bounds. Examples are Lao Lee, High Priest
Mega 老外 – This is the ultimate 老外 – He knows everything about China / Chinese and has broken the seeming mysteries that lie beneath. He's stable, responsible and focused. This kinda 老外 can get whatever he tastes for while still retaining his worth and respect. I’m not too proud to point out I fall under this category.
Whichever category you fall under, LaoWais should note that most Chinese people are socially shallow, not equipped with the psychological capacity to distinguish between these categories of 老外s by non visible characteristics. More so, they don’t care to. And even worse for you, they have a central way to effectively and suddenly apply a code or pattern of societal behaviour towards foreign entity(ies)
In other to reduce the impact of this problem and further counter the Chinese social strategies, we the advanced LaoWais have created an orientation programme called “LaoWai Regulate”. Every LaoWai is expected to come under this code and operate within the rules. Otherwise the next generation of LaoWais will not get laid here.
us at LaoWai Regulate, Play by the rules, Regain your Respect, and Get whatever
you want without breaking a sweat or spending unreasonably. Be a real man once
If you refuse to contribute towards restoring the social order. Fock you!