Personally, I like Christmas food.

Christmas pudding with advocaat.
Mince pies with brandy butter.
Stollen cake.

What say you?

And I notice Comptoirs de France have a great selection of Christmas haochi. They have cinnamon stars, gingerbread houses, chocolate Santas and loads of other stuff!

Fainting~

I'm not talking about butter pear!

If alligator pear gives you the shits better to not eat anymoreing.


 

Wow, those biscuits remind me of my childhood back in an English public school!

Those santaberries look nice.

 

  "Stollen cake."

If you keep stealing cake, eventually you'll get caught.

Actually I don't know what any of the things in your original post are :-/ I'm too American. Anyway, I just like hot boozy drinks and pumpkin pie.

SOCKS, you are nuttier than a Christmas fruitcake! Fire up your monster truck and get your Americass down to Comptoirs de France my warm-footed buddy, there are some treats in store for you.

Tell the cutie behind the counter that you're looking to pull yourself a Christmas cracker, she’ll know what you mean! They’ll be more than just Jack Frost nipping at your bits, if you catch my drift!

Anyone know where to get some good egg nog?

Every Christmas, my ma infuses vodka with coffee and corn syrup. It's like Kahlua, but vodka-strong.

Puppy chow. It's gobs of Chex cereal coated with warm (melted) peanut butter and chocolate. After it cools and hardens it's rolled in powdered sugar so it does not melt in your hand on the way to your mouth.

Norwegians have a ginger cookie called pepparkakker. My grandma, 2nd generation, does soft molasses cookies that're somewhat similar in flavor but quite different in texture.

> christmas sushi

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  Holy crap. You make that Computers of France place sound pretty appealing. Maybe I'll check it out!

 

Old mama moonshine. That is one country-ass family you have there Dando. Hope you won’t miss the crawdaddies with cornbread stuffing too much.

Ikea has gingerbread houses which come with assembly instructions that look exactly like what you'd expect from Ikea.