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- Pavoir Sponse wrote:...this is the wrong thread for this, but most of the Americans I have met over here have been great guys.
Am with Isidnar on the Andorran expats though, talk about douchebags... - pommie wrote:Riding their monster trucks down the second ring road looking for McDonalds.
- Simen Wangberg wrote:1. Their hair is beautiful.
2. Their economy is the largest in the world.
3. Cheeseburgers.
LOL JK AMERICA THE BEST SUCK IT
- pommie wrote:
Americans try to pay for everything in US dollars before spitting tobaccy on the floor, saying “Shee-it boy, I don’t speak Ching Chong!” and firing their pistols into the air.
- Peter S 李贝勒 wrote:did you watch "Team America: World Police"? i love the song "america fuck yeah"...
- Peter S 李贝勒 wrote:
- Sonja Lund wrote:she means messy I guess,but I wonder how does she know it?
- 随便叫兽 wrote:#1 Libertarian political ideology
#2 Resentment of the women's liberation movement
#3 Circumcision
- pommie wrote:
I went for Peking duck with an American. He asked the waiter to bring it back in a hamburger bun like “proper food”. When the waiter looked confused he said “Shee-it. No wonder we kicked your asses in dubya dubya too!”
- pommie wrote:Then he fired his pistols into the air.
- 随便叫兽 wrote:'tween bread is how ain't-no-faggot eats meat what ain't steak.
Problem?
- 随便叫兽 wrote:> Well the do say nationalistic pride is a form of mental retardation...
It's nice to know that we're all on the same page about nationalism being bad, because racism, but ableism is totally fine!
Here's what I hate about the English in China:
1) bad teeth
2) bad teeth
3) bad teeth
4) none of them carry watches and instead rely on a Big Ben iPhone app. Every hour they're all like "Oi you gits, shut yer gobs," pause to count the chimes, then: "CRIKEY IT'S SIX-A-BONG!" "SLAP YER MUM, SIX-A-FECKING-BONG YOU SAY?" "OI GUVNAH! GIVE ME ONE RIGHT UP THE SHITTER! OLLY JOLLY IT BE SIX-A-BONG!"
The rest of the Brits are okay, except for Irish Travellers. They make regular Gypsies seem like Korean grocers.
- 随便叫兽 wrote:My bad. I guess that means the rest of it was spot-on, eh?
- 随便叫兽 wrote:GOOD GOLLY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY MATES IT BE THREE-A-BONG!
-8 G.M.T.
- pommie wrote:Americans always ask to borrow money because they've spent all theirs on cowboy boots and missiles.
- Simen Wangberg wrote:It's always 4:20 somewhere.
- 随便叫兽 wrote:That looks more like a "come at me bro" than a "haters gonna hate."
- 随便叫兽 wrote:@Jaris,
Why do you have to make everything about race? It's an Internet thing. You wouldn't understand.
For the edification of your FYI:
Haters gonna hate
Come at me bro
I find your lack of meme-orthodoxy disturbing.
- pommie wrote:Hatters are going to make hats.
- pommie wrote:Cobblers will, in all likelihood, continue to cobble.
- 随便叫兽 wrote:> I made that comment in jest.
And I was jest letting you know that you were doin it rong.
To wit: a HATERS GONNA HATE macro ought to involve a loftily exaggerated lateral strutting motion, as if to say, "I'm so over this petty bullshit already and I am moving on." But Barry is stationary behind a podium. It's certainly a cool pose, but the caption betrays a stultifying unfamiliarity with the sophisticated visual vocabulary of swag.
I'm terribly if my understanding of Internet humor is 2DEEP4U, @Jaris. pls stay mad. It makes me seem clever.
- 随便叫兽 wrote:Typo: deleted sorry, as in I'm terribly sorry, sarcastically.
@Psyche, Y U NO over this and moving on?
- 随便叫兽 wrote:Fine. I won't answer that. I'll just keep on being fabulously mysterious.
- 随便叫兽 wrote:Sorry? For my asshole? Why, what have you done with it? I hope you haven't been tampering with my asshole. You could lose a finger if you're not careful.
Ok, so, just to show how NOT MAD and what a good sport I am about knowing it all, and stuff, I submit: Schrute Facts.
Very useful for disarming acrimoniously trivial trolls, as long as you're not British; invoking Schrute Facts is an implicit acknowledgement of the American version of The Office.
- pommie wrote:The American version of The Office is pretty good.
Don't forget we Briddish are not as competitive as AmerigunKKKunts.
- Simen Wangberg wrote:I think that is the nicest thing I've ever heard a Brit say about America, Pommie. Thank you.
- pommie wrote:SOCKS!
Are you going to make another video like this one that you made with you in it?
http://www.56.com/u14/v_NzQyNTAxNzk.html#st=56&fromoutpvid=NzQyNTAxNzk&
- Simen Wangberg wrote:Hoyl shit that kid is so angry :( I love Psy! Too bad.
- Yanni wrote:
- 随便叫兽 wrote:My character sheet is replete with phat loot and names of bawdy wenches thanks to my diligent XP grinding.
And for fuck's sake, @Dahmer, don't act like you're not more of a hermit than either of us.
- Simen Wangberg wrote:"I never claimed to be a hermit.
more of a Kaczynski without the terrorist mindset and bad hair style."
I'm not a smoker. More of a person who puts cigarettes in his mouth and lights them. Wait, what?
