OP, I noticed that you've previously posted in the forum on behalf of that boring job of yours. Posts promoting businesses are in violation of the site's terms of service.
As a journalist who studied public relations and now works for a propaganda rag, I can relate to you as a person who is paid to do media's dirty work. So instead of trolling the motherfucking shit out of your company the next time I see spam, I'm going to suggest that you try a different strategy that accomplishes your company's objectives without violating the ToS, and perhaps make the forums less boring for the rest of us.
>> guys, work morning at
Crapital Mandolin is always boring, could you say something sweet to me to make me feel happy
in 中文.lol! to make everybody happy here!!
Withhold your thanks until after your supervisor in the PR department recognizes your cunning and praises you for representing your company professionally. Then convert your gratitude to a currency I can actually use, like recreational drugs or sexual favors.