Does that mean Pretty Aunt Danni is available now?

Will trade cawk pics for brotips.

she 's not my tea . it's too difficult to get a tea here ^ L ^

The phrase is usually "not my cup of tea," but I usually express it as "not my bag of tea," not only because "not my bag" is an equivalent Americanism for expressing a different preference, but because it introduces a playful ambiguity: am I intentionally speaking Chinglish by mixing these two phrases, or am I making a dirty pun about putting my scrotum in your mouth? It is an oriental mystery.

inb4 "she's not my T."

Enjoy my 屁屁 !! :D

Men are exaggerating their penis size 10% less than they did 50 years ago.

You see the glass as half empty. I see it as half full.

implying dick size surveys aren't self-reported

implying social scientists have been wrapping tape measures around folks' junk for 50 years

implying the ISO maintains documents on this shit

tell us more about the methodologies employed by the academic journal of medicine that is chacha.com

i do not think my skepticism indicates a deficiency in any of my endowments. but i understand why someone with the salty butthurt might reach that conclusion.

You need to read more carefully. Chacha.com merely reported the study.

No, you need to learn to Internet. You linked to a Philadelphia CBS affiliate, which linked to ChaCha, which linked to a Jezebel article about a different study, which linked to L.A. Times, which... no, fuck this. I gave you a golden opportunity to show off all the shit you know about dick, Randisi, and you have chosen to double down with passive-aggressive back-pedalling.

Even if I was wrong, I was only wrong in greytext. I can live with that. You're an earnestly stupid cunt.

lolearnest

I look forward to your next insult though. However I won't respond.