Discussion » Music » Best "Your Mum" joke gets 5 entries to Syndicate D

  • DonkeyTonk
    DonkeyTonk wrote:

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    It's Syndicate Sessions time again at Lantern on Saturday 14th. It's a Dubstep special and a rare opportunity to go to a large scale dubstep party on a monster soundsystem in Beijing. If you love dubstep, you really cannot miss this one.

    Anyway, my mixing style has recently been described as "YOUR MUM - STEP". If you wanna know what that sounds like for yourself, give us your best motherly insult and I'll give you and your mates free entry for the best one.

    Best insult wins 5 free entries (Worth 250RMB) to Lantern. If you manage to find me on the night also I'll buy each of the winners a drink from my own pocket!

    Shakespeare's very own motherly insult:
    Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"
    Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo."
    Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."
    Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."

    Oooooo Aaron, what a dastardly burn. Now it's your turn WLIB sons and daughters..

    Don't forget to let us know you're attending - only those confirmed as attending can win!


  • DonkeyTonk
    DonkeyTonk wrote:

    Harry potter themed insults about your mum!

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  • DonkeyTonk
    DonkeyTonk wrote:

    No takers yet?

    Here's another one (really naff) one to get you in the mood.

    Your mother is of such a low income, she went to the supermarket and couldn't afford to buy everything on her shopping list.

  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:

    Your mother changes the colour of her lipstick so often; my cock looks like a rainbow.

  • DonkeyTonk
    DonkeyTonk wrote:

    Paviour Sponse said:

    "Your mother changes the colour of her lipstick so often; my cock looks like a rainbow."

    Trust a semi-professional comedian to actually say something funny.

  • DonkeyTonk
    DonkeyTonk wrote:

    Do "Your Mum" jokes exist in other languages - Chinese, Spanish etc?

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    你妈妈这么胖阿! 很想咬一口,可惜我是个回民!

  • Josh Pierson
  • DonkeyTonk
    DonkeyTonk wrote:

    Completion over - Paviour, entries are yours!

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