Discussion » Nonsense » Best way to commit suicide?

  • Cheng
    Cheng wrote:
    <p>Hey,</p> <p>I've been curious, how do most people commit suicide?</p> <p>Nothing to do with me at all.</p> <p>I'd assume it'd have to be painless, quick and easy. </p> <p>Nitrogen?</p>
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  • Ole-Marius
    Ole-Marius wrote:

    Overeating is probably pretty painful the moment your stomach bursts ;P

    Start doing everything you normally wouldn't do being scared of death, like bitch-slapping a lion on an African safari, base jumping, shark-diving, go vegan then eat meat, steal a fat guy's donuts, start doing the shit with "do not do this at home warnings", end up in prison and escape, go to North Korea with a I <3 South Korea Tee... Eventually you'll get killed or die, but you had a shit-ton of fun on the way :)

  • Ole-Marius
    Ole-Marius wrote:

    But of course, if you insist on dying, I'm pretty sure not a living soul (or particle) would survive sneaking into the Large Hadron Collider before a round of re-creating the big bang.

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    The suicide of Donnie Darko was pretty cool and he saved the world.

  • Saint - Spartacus

    jump from a burning flight

  • Camaron
    Camaron wrote:


  • Ole-Marius
    Ole-Marius wrote:

    @Jelly Splinger: Yep I have :-) Good movie.

  • nobody
    nobody wrote:

    just heard a woman killed herself in my building through jump from 22 th floor...... bad , bet she will regret, but too late ....

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    There are plenty of ways of doing drugs to kill yourself painlessly. You just have to find specific drugs and take them in a specific way.

    But don't expect me to tell you. I'd prefer that you send the drugs to me so that I can throw a party.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Have you seen that spoon horror movie preview? Hilarious.


  • Simen Wangberg

    Piano wire around neck super glue hands to head jump off building SUCCESS.

  • Mari Vidste
    Mari Vidste wrote:

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    This is George Price, scientist and MAN. After doing some high level math to show the evolutionary basis for altruism and murder, he cracked up and started giving all his shit away to homeless drunks in London perhaps to atone for his godless theories. He then wandered into an abandoned building and using "nail scissors" he snipped the carotid artery in his neck.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Combination autoerotic asphyxiation/heroin overdose.

    The fistful of Viagra one might need to stay hard in spite of the heroin might also cause a heart attack, but that might net you extra points if you can time it to coincide with an orgasm.

  • Simen Wangberg

    "sleeping pills will make you painful!!!"

    Does it hurt when you sleep?

  • Simen Wangberg

    "well not when you take too much of them and suddenly wake up because you are choked to death"

    If you choke after taking sleeping pills, you're doing it wrong.

  • Virgil W
    Virgil W wrote:

    Extra cheese...

  • Saint - Spartacus

    hanging, turn to be hanging goste

  • Nadia Scheie
    Nadia Scheie wrote:

    In the movie of America captain,german armies‘ gun were fantastic.could be the best weapon for suicide

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    A fistful of any kind of pills will irritate your stomach lining. Eating a whole bottle of sleeping pills could cause you to vomit before you absorb a fatally toxic dose of sedative.

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