<p>Little Johnny hears a new word on the playground "Penis". He runs home to ask his mom what this means. He finds her in the kitchen and asks her "mom, mom what does Penis mean?"
A little flustered she tells him that he should ask his father and that he is upstairs getting ready for work. So off he goes...</p>
<p>Dad is shaving and Johnny runs in and asks "dad dad what does Penis mean?". His dad who is shaving at the time says well I guess I should just show you and he opens his towel and points to his penis and says " this son is the perfect penis".</p>
<p>Johnny thanks him and runs down the stairs and his mom stops him and asks what did dad say. Johnny says "well mom is just better if I show you like dad did", he pulls down his pants and points to his penis and says "if this was two inches shorter it would be the perfect penis" and runs on out the door.</p>