Korean fellows are somehow too nationalistic human kind. I have close friends from Korea since the Uni. It was interesting to see them not willing to include people from other nationalities in their team. This was beyong my belief. But they are fun people. The only thing I dislike is the young are too rude. Never seen rude teen like some of the Koreans I've met. If one doesn't have patience of the saints... u can go to jail.
Good point! To be honest I have no idea, maybe they don't understand what you said???
You got me... I've heard many times that some Koreans think they are the elite of all Asians, but I have many Korean friends that are not this way, they are very friendly and don't seem to have a superiority complex.
What I can't fucking stand about Koreans is how half of them have an IQ below 100. It's just intolerable.
What I can't fucking stand about golf is that it is. It's just intolerable.
And Just B, I called the racism police. Qualifiers! Jesus....
because their english sucks.
oh exciting chapter..~ hehe im korean guy .
i agree with "high priest"
but so many korean ppl located in b.j ( about 300.000.- with alternate ppl)
so i cant give a definition..
well.. why do i cant sleep...? -_-;;;;;;;;
anyway... good nit..sweet ppl ♡
The problem with black people, and Indians, and Koreans, Jewish people, AND gypsies is that they all screw in lightbulbs in ethnically humorous ways.
Ok, so we tagged white people, but we gotta tag the Americans in that. And I unfortunately don't know any good American jokes.
Good, got the American jokes in there, now my guilt is assauged, and I can do this, with the ones I've noticed bolded:
You are immune to the smell of "the kimchi breath."
You no longer come to a complete stop at the stop sign and you never yield the right-of-way.
You can pick up a single strand of noodles with chopsticks.
You ask for more "ko-chu" because the kimchi-chige soup is not hot enough.
You enjoy slurping your noodles as loudly as you can.
Your back is sore from bowing.
You walk down the street holding hands with your buddy.
You ask your wife to stand outside with a baseball bat to protect your public parking space in front of the house.
You can eat barefooted in a restaurant with a foot in your lap.
You can cut in at the front of the line of waiting people with the best of them.
You can fall asleep on the city bus and wake up at your stop.
You can shovel in an entire bowl of rice and half a course of Bulkogi into your mouth before you swallow.
You can make a left turn looking only to the right.
People ask if you want to go by car and you respond, "No, I'm in a hurry."
You realize that it is safer to "J" walk than use a pedestrian crosswalk.
You wear white socks with a dark suit.
You can use a publ
You can use a public bathroom for both genders and think nothing of it.
You crawl back into your house to get your coat, rather than take your shoes back off and walk on the floor with shoes on.
You bow at inanimate objects.
You walk around humming the tune the crosswalk signal lights play.
Someone says breakfast, you think of "fish, soup and seaweed."
You'd rather sit on the floor than in a chair.
All your shoes are bent flat in the back.
You let your eyes be drawn towards any female whose hair isn't black.
Someone says "mansion" and you think of a two bedroom flat in a 400-unit apartment building.
You mutter "Aigu" when lifting a heavy objects.
You suck in air through your teeth before saying "no" to anything.
You start growling and spitting inside your mouth to add emphasis to what you are about to say.
You always wave your left hand to signal you are going to cut in front of another driver without looking first.
You select shoes based on how easily you can get them on and off.
You carry chopsticks in your back pocket.
You enjoy putting lots of red pepper sauce on your salads or French-fries.
You don't freak out when the salad arrives with octopus legs still wiggling on top of it.
Actually, Koreans will love those jokes, 'cause whatever else you say about Koreans, they're pretty cool.
YOU, I think, met some uncool Koreans. There are uncool people in every group. Anybody who goes to KTV w/ extras and plays golf is generally uncool, not just Koreans. 别一言概括什么什么那套道理你都听过，不重复了。
Hahahahaha ... I am not sure if I am cool, or not, but I am definitely the unthin ...
PS. I am not Korean, heehee ...
(continued) ... the entire race of "bold" font is really uncool, even worse than "caps", because it is tiring for my eyes ... now, if anyone is reading, that's my "racist" comment ...
... and Kyle, you know what else is uncool? I was waiting the whole week for you and/or Val to call me ... and that's not cool ...
PS. the "holding hand" thing between two men is also commonly noticed in Beijing (probably all over China) ...
Dude, if you don't play golf and sit cheap KTV girls, you're cool.
Exactly, that's one of the first things Rockstar taught me. Don't wipe your own ass, get other people do it for you. THEN you're cool.
(continued) ... hahahaha ... but we have (successfully) detoured a thread about Korean to coolness ... that must count for something ...
A Korean shop owner in Wudaokou tried to convince me that corndogs are "Korean hotdogs".
I found this to be an unforgiveable cultural trespass.
After too much Starcraft, Koreans are in a process of mutation, from humans to zergs, and all the zergs can operating as a hive mind.
(continued) ... not long, just came back from toilet ... now, that was a long wait ...
(continued) ... hahahahaha ... I am sorry, but is that against the law?
We were ambushed/hung out with four Korean gals last week at CVS - they were completely and utterly trashed, and a lot of fun. I have never known anyone, of any nationality or gender, to drink so much and so quickly. I was thoroughly impressed.
Sounds more like you just hate soap operas, @Devoneye.
And still, Devonye, you watched the shows. Why did you do that?
白七七, we love Koreans! Just say how much you love Koreans and you can play too!
(continued) ... hahahaha ... I hate kimchis, and I also dislike most of Korean TV shows, but I love their remake of City Hunter, the car is hot ...
What's wrong with chinese ppl when they go oversea? They only hang out together and speak chinese!
haha happy ending///////......
I think we're all ugly & shameless attention whores. In our own ways. But that's part of the magic! Embrace it!
(continued) ... hahahaha ... someone said "Ding"? And now we are making fun of the pretty ugly people? Well, it is at least better than making fun of people'e nationality, right?
Kyle ... heehee ... from what I have heard so far, let's just say that you have fairly good taste ...
Rockstar ... you are never stealing the "King of Ugg" from me ...
(continued) ... we have a record of 1000+ to break, if everyone or anyone is keen ...
yeah, Devonye I heard you and I totally understand the way you feel. But hey, don't forget we all have something shallow in ourselves, and everyone adores pretty faces. Forget about the content of Korean soap opera, the good looking young faces are entertaining enough. Don't get me wrong, I am not encouraging you to watch the shows that you don't enjoy. I don't watch them, either. My point is, it's not about Korean ppl, TV shows are just shows. Most of them are pretty stupid, and don't forget about China's shows, they suck all the time.
well, apparently it's something I don't know, Kyle. Grin....
Kyle and Wei ... no recommendation or particular preference for Korean restaurant (in Beijing or otherwise), since we cannot handle hot and spicy very well ... heehee, that reminded me of the "zombie scene" at a Korean BBQ restaurant back in Sydney a few years ago, but I will delay it as it is lunch time for most people now ...
If you don't hate Korea yet, go to 4chan's /int/ernational board and follow the trollings of a tripfag named "Kimchi".
I think this whole China Rising thing will fizzle out because Chinese TV is boring.Eventually the Koreans will become the dominant cultural force in Asia, because Starcraft is more popular than King of Fighters '99, and Girl's Generation/SNSD is becoming so popular that even Japanese are going crazy for K-pop. If they could start producing porn that's as weird as the Japanese stuff but without mosaics and less of that awful squealing, Korea would become an unstoppable cultural buggernaut and finally show those jjokbari who's boss.
I for one welcome our new Korean masters.
Koreans also started movable type printing presses and corndogs and Confucianism.
@Scott, Who gives a shit about that? Calling corndogs "Korean hotdogs"--now THAT is some stone cold cultural imperialism right there. How dare they steal the traditional food of carnival rednecks? This aggression will not stand, man.
Here's something else that's wrong with Korean people: I was playing four-in-a-row with some Koreans using a weiqi board (which, according to them, was also a Korean invention), and when I had executed a decisive move using that set up two open intersecting three-in-a-row lines, they told me the move was illegal according to "Korean rules".
Also: ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^___________^
Dando, seriously, don't bring it up here. I don't wanna see some boring major thread killers jumping into this, then kill this thread very soon.
Okay. Fine. I'll stop. But not for you assholes. Maybe for Pear Blossom, because she is my Ice Princess.
This thread needs moar SNSD Girls' Generation.
still jump on a lot of words ,,,,i think i had a happy ending on thins thread.......haha anyways i wonder since when this web become a thinking like ==serious=loose.....fucking around =successful...i really have no idea....what i think is :we still needs sense of Humor,right?
Wei i have tried some Korean restaurants i think most people will tell you that in wudaokou ---dong wang zhuang road ...there are some beside the road and most the one that i love so much is in hotel 京裕宾馆。。。
Two cute kittens.
and that serious face really looks like yours ...Dando....haha