Discussion » Nonsense » Dwarf-tossing, Republicans and Financial Crisis

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:
    <h1><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: normal;">As you can see The Republican Party has better ideas about how to beat the Financial Crisis than The Democratic Party...</span></h1> <h1><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: normal;">http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2011/10/06/florida-lawmaker-wants-to-repeal-dwarf-tossing-ban-to-create-jobs/</span></h1> <h1><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: normal;">Florida lawmaker wants to repeal dwarf-tossing ban to create jobs.</span></span></strong></h1> <h1><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;">First, let me emphasize that this is not a parody. It&rsquo;s a real story, with quotes and facts and everything. Bill Workman is a Republican state legislator with a bold plan to help Florida&rsquo;s economy: he wants to lift the ban on dwarf tossing to create jobs. Yep.&nbsp;</span></h1> <blockquote> <p><strong>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m on a quest to seek and destroy unnecessary burdens on the freedom and liberties of people,&rdquo; Workman said. &ldquo;This is an example of Big Brother government.</strong></p> <p><strong>&ldquo;All that it does is prevent some dwarfs from getting jobs they would be happy to get,&rdquo; Workman said. &ldquo;In this economy, or any economy, why would we want to prevent people from getting gainful employment?&rdquo;</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>&nbsp;[...]</p> <p>some videos....</p> <p>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd-sfqzFdmk</p> <p>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcZSgVSW5AY</p> <p>and here more shit: &nbsp;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_tossing</p> <p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">O_o</span></strong></p> <p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></strong></p>
  • №❶ Passioη

    Dwarfs like me make up only 0.00001% of the US population... However, it's good news if me and Saibo decide to move to Florida. I don't know about Saibo but I don't mind being tossed around for a fat pay check ;

  • Loo
    Loo wrote:

    Barack Bush looks good.

    They have something in common I believe.

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    @passion, just curious, how much is your price? i mean, how much each toss?


  • №❶ Passioη

    hehe... depends on how far I'm tossed... $500 for each meter, an extra $200 for each crash / impact.. as long as a day job "feeds my chickens" (in the chinese language context) and gets me affording LV condoms for a week, it's all good.

    BTW, I heard bull fight is getting banned in Spain... So sad.. that's also a suitable job for us dwarfs ;(

  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:
  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    @Passion, That´s only in Catalonia, specially in Barcelona. Bull fights can still be watched in the Filth Hole aka Madrid, and of course, in other pretty cities like Sevilla.

    Any way, I think since XIXth century we don´t use dwarfs in bull fights... but don´t worry, I remember that in other thread you said that you can do back and front flips and other niubi flips, so you can be a -recortador- the guys that jump over the bulls ( and the best is that you don´t need use the fancy trousers and tight your balls in one side). what do you think? 

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    It's so unlike Republicans to speak up for the little guy.

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