Discussion » Nonsense » Dear *blank* ......

  • Death
    Death wrote:

    I think some of you need to chill the f*ck out and needs a bit of a laugh. ENJOY!

    Dear Noah,
    We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
    Sincerely, Unicorns

    Dear Icebergs,
    Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
    Sincerely, The Titanic

    Dear J.K. Rowling,
    Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?     
    Sincerely, Anonymous

    Dear America ,
    You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
    Sincerely, Canada

    Dear Boyfriend,
    I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
    Sincerely, Spiders

    Dear Voldemort,
    So they screwed up your nose too?
    Sincerely, Michael Jackson

    Dear Yahoo,
    I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
    Sincerely, Google

    Dear girls who have been dumped,
    There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
    Sincerely, BP

    Dear 2010,
    So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
    Sincerely, 1985

    Dear Justin Bieber,
    Ariel would really love her voice back.
    Sincerely, King Triton

    Dear Twilight fans,
    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
    Enjoy fantasizing about that.
    Sincerely, Logic

    Dear Rose,
    There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
    Sincerely, Jack

    Dear Windshield Wipers,
    Can't touch this.
    Sincerely, That Little Triangle

    Dear Taylor Swift,
    If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.
    Sincerely, Shakespeare

    Dear Soccer Fans,
    B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
    Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z!
    Sincerely, Vuvuzelas

    Dear Saturn,
    I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
    Sincerely, God

    Dear Rubik's Cube,
    Sincerely, Colorblind

    Dear Santa,
    Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.
    Sincerely, Tiger Woods

    Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
    I. Can't. Breathe.
    Sincerely, Your Balls

    Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
    I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?
    Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio

    Dear Sleeping Beauty,
    I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man.
    All you had to do was wake up.
    Sincerely, Mulan

    Dear Romeo,
    My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
    Sincerely, Juliet

    Dear Fox News,
    So far, no news about foxes.
    Sincerely, Unimpressed

    Dear Sex Educators,
    Abstinence is only 99.99% effective.
    Sincerely, The Virgin Mary

    Dear Toaster,
    Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
    Sincerely, Toast

    Dear Edward,
    I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart.
    Sincerely, a stake

    Dear Prince Charming,
    You've got some explaining to do!
    Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty

  • Micky
    Micky wrote:

    Dear weliveinBeijing .................. ?

  • Simen Wangberg

    Dear WLIBJ,

    As much as I want this thread to continue being bumped, I humbly request that you don't reply to it, because you will just ruin it. This is the only funny thing I've read on this website in weeks.



  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    HHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaaa  Dear WLINJ  ......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)


    Hahahahaha ...

    Dear MagicKiss
    Shut Up!
    Sincerely, Jon Gu and asso.

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    @ hahaha Lao lee , like i said your humour always make me laugh , and you always express the way that  i can understand. hahahaha

  • Tina
    Tina's猫 wrote:

    haha,nice post,but some i don't understand

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    Can you imagine meeting someone who would actually laugh at any of those?

    "OMFG!!! Haha! The toast is writing a letter to the toaster!! It's like passive-aggressive cooked bread!! LOL!!"

    I'm really struggling to think of how you could write shitter jokes.

    Dear deciduous tree,

    Oh yeah, drop 'em! Take 'em all off for me baby!

    Sincerely, Autumn.

    Dear weed,

    Don't let those Asian guys anywhere near ya!

    Sincerely, someone who read the script to Harold and Kumar before the movie was made.

    Dear Twin Towers,

    Whaddaya mean you don't want me to crash at yours??

    Sincerely, The airplane used by the 9/11 terrorists.

    Those were my best efforts and I've got a feeling a couple of them were actually closer to real jokes.

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:


    ^^ welcome to British east india company 

    Bloody Mary  after Elizabeth I 

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