Discussion » Music » What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About Yo

  • A.w
    A.w wrote:

    The Doors: You have been bitten by an animal while trying to get it stoned.

    The Who: You own a Goldwing with a baby-changing station.

    Ted Nugent: Your hair has at some point been caught in a ceiling fan, boat propeller, or lathe.

    The Rolling Stones: You own three cars and no stereo.

    Canned Heat: You own three stereos and no car.

    The Beatles: You can do exactly 1.5 pull-ups.

    Badfinger: You are a Beatle.

    Deep Purple: Some part of a law named after a young girl applies to you.

    Led Zeppelin: The first three things you smoked were banana peels, catnip, and poppies, in that order.

    Jimi Hendrix: You are under 20 or over 65.

    The Kinks: You have bad teeth and are good in bed.

    The Guess Who: You have good teeth and are bad in bed.

    Black Sabbath: Your greatest joy is painting unventilated rooms.

    David Bowie: There is still, somewhere, a Dig Dug or Zaxxon machine with your high score on it.

    Mott the Hoople: You are David Bowie.

    The Moody Blues: You are a former volunteer at the Liberace museum, a serial killer, or both.

    The Grateful Dead: Your stories about the seventies make your daughter’s roommates at Tufts very uncomfortable.

    T-Rex: No matter how much you clean, there will always be trace amounts of glitter on your stove and blender.

    The Eagles: You can only reach orgasm while listening to talk radio.

    Pink Floyd: Your garage is full of failed versions of your stereo/barbecue hybrid.

    Thin Lizzy: You are often forced to change or cancel your plans due to NO LOITERING signs.

    ZZ Top: Your favorite Hank Williams is Hank Williams, Jr.

    Chicago: You are incapable of talking about Chicago without mentioning their horn section.

    Quicksilver Messenger Service: You become sullen when people don’t stick around while you fix their vacuum cleaners.

    Crosby, Stills & Nash: You own an oversized hat.

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    Why no "Green day"?

    haha Scott , do you want to stop girls to talk on this thread?

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    hehe we heard about "the beatles " had a big influence of a whole generation ,but still we do not care that much about the personal singer's personal's life or personality which means , yes we know barely about "the beatles" except their fans in china.

    wowo slutty in a good way, well then i think slutty can have a new word definition .


    anyway i can not define the pop rock or the classical rock , but any music can make me rock , i just like it. that is it.

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    hahahahah  Have to mention that i am the big fan of Bread and Cream hahaha 

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    @ Scott:Dre Quote , i cant check it on like , do you have any link?    

    "sex is Zero"  is it the movie "色即是空"  ? 

  • Simen Wangberg

    And the fact that I don't have a favorite classic rock band says - what? I can cop to MC5 and Neil Young and Black Sabbath. The rest are tossers.

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    and i heard about that sexy culture is part of the Amercan culture.  

    haha , California king bed---Rihanna

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    Sounds like DongBei " 大通铺“”da tong pu"  , all people sleep together in one bed.

    And in some bars guests also lay  in one bed to drinkand talk .

    but now more funny is our bar is people standing around a table to talk and drink, and i might why people chose this way , do they feel tried?

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    have to logging in , Ami do you have another link?

  • Jenny&King
    Jenny&King wrote:

    Thnks Ami, but this one can not visit, maybe it is the problem of my net , will try it again .


    anyway do learn more from you guys ,

  • Yanni
    Yanni wrote:


  • Saint - Spartacus

    muse, as they break electric guitar ^^

    blur.cure.eels.white stripes.the hives... ...

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