go sanlitun with me tonight.
go sanlitun with me tonight.
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i need a drinkbody!
My drinkbody is ready?
AHAHA I didn't see what Uncle posted at first. Hilarious.
I mean, I posted "My drinkbody is ready" before you posted your (hilarious) correction. Maybe later, his drinking buddy's body will be ready.
i don`t need her body
kulo！ ｙｏｕ ｇｏ ｗｉｔｈ ｍｅ！
I'm a woman, not a girl, wish you best luck.
Hope my reply helps in some way.
Well, I don't think he will do, if he does he soon will find out it's a bad choice :)
"Kevin rules. That guy is clearly a kick-ass good time. Girls should absolutely hit him up."
I agree, actually. Sort of.
Kevin, one of these days, I will get a drink with you. Mark my words.
"My drinkbody is ready?"
"i don`t need her body"
"I see a missing persons report on the news tomorrow morning."
Clearly, Kevin needs a wingman to pour shots into the navels of sacrificial virgins. I think I can help. Hey. Does anyone have one of those sturdy old cast iron bathtubs? I don't want to run the chance of the sodium hydroxide corroding the plastic ones. It might take a while to dissolve all the bone-matter.
We should all join Kevin one of these Fridays for a brew. I'm completely serious. It might actually be fun?
Yup, soon as you cross that Wudaokou border, the 城管 come right down on you with the cover charge.
No for real, I actually think it might be sort of fun. Like, maybe we shouldn't go to PPG, but like...somewhere semi-respectable where Kevin still has a shot at picking up women. If such a place exists.
Baijiu in the vegetable aisle of a supermarket it is, then.
Fund it. Let's do this.
I've heard lots of folks, Chinese and foreign, talking about how they think supermarkets are superior places to meet women. I've never had the pleasure, but we can try it.
We can hit the WuMei near my place before they close at 10, and then maybe hook it up at one of those 24-hour joints, I heard those places get pretty hoppin' around 11 or so. Maybe hit up 7-11 Bar.
It has to be the vegetable aisle, though. Closing in a supermarket traditionally involves a pun or a sight gag.
I suppose the hardware section might offer the same opportunities.
"Wait how the hell do you pick up chicks in the supermarket?"
Like a melon. Not like a bowling ball.
hahahahahaah Good idea Scott
"Do you mean you have to actually approach them while they're sober?"
A frightening prospect, to be sure.
i came back my friends!
i think you have no idea about why i ususlly put this kind of topics
bucause girls need being noted!
they need to feel man need them.
so i always trying to let them know
i need them
in person , i don`t have enough time to date all the nice girls i can date.
hey girls! be happy , kevin like you.
let`s grab a beer sometime.
BTW: the most time
i prefer hang out alonE
you will never know what you can get
that feeling nice
hahahahahaha kevin bro as they've pointed out, u so cute! hahaha
one thing, girls usually dont like beer, cocktails word better perhaps
about 'pick up chicks in the supermarket', everyone, go see one of the commericals of LYNX aka AXE
kevin bro, use smart wingmen.
all the boys above kindly offered :PPP
hahahahaha A good wingman would help alot .
hahahaa you could teach him, scott.
I'm still laughing by the end of the thread HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Well categorized as nonsense
sure kevin bro wont care as long as you guys help him get some hottie and most of all, as long as you guys would walk off peacefully when he goes home with the hottie haaaaahaa
Like the radio operator who throws his body over a frag grenade, sacrificing himself to protect the rest of the platoon, the wingman also must also be willing to throw himself upon the fat friend who wants to go home early.
It's not all bad. The less attractive friend often compensates for her appearance with talent and enthusiasm.
That depends on your answer to the following question:
If you wake up with a severe pain in your asshole and no recollection of the previous night's events, would you discuss it with your friends, family, or co-workers?
Is that a 'no'?
Then I must respectfully decline. Discretion is crucial. I only party with gentlemen who know how to keep secrets. After all, snitches get stitches, and sutures beget dick itches.
why ever time i saw your ID.
i feel so happy
come back and be my winggirl
and you can also understand this like a girl who has wings.
man boobs! He should find a chubby drinking 'body'..*_*
OK..Ive seen enough about this topic..the truth is..ur not here for finding a girl for drinking beers..no ones gonna believin u..u only showed how jerk ur..nd wanna get attetion..honestly i really dont like u..stop saying date with me..who the hell u think ur..?hehe...u think everyone is fool..?ur the foolist...ehh....uve done enough..then stop it...
i just hate liars..he its a big stupid liar..he wants attention..nd he doesnt know how to respect girls nd he doenst espect himself...i just feel pity that a person could be this worse..gross..nd i actually wanted to say nothing..but he keepp doing this..i think we should kick him out..let me tell u..kevin..what r u doing its a big mistake..nd ull get no beers nd girls..trust me..even guys dont wanna be ur friend..what u have in ur life..?i guess nothin..thats why ur here..get away..dude..
what a....ehh...he has no face...i guess..useless..this kind of person r stil alive?..how smart he is..im gonna sleep..lets having some rest..hope this topic will be clam later..or if not..then i will still say what ever i want to say..nd let people see how real ur..if ur smart...shut up..
i think here is NONSENCE part.
so some time said some easy words ok.
and i still don`t know what we are arguing for.
even you said some bad words to me.
i think is ok , you say what you want to.
i know what kind of person i am . lol
BTW: ACTUALLY kevin is not liar . lie for what? for nosence?
Hahahaha ... OK then ... I think?
i need a doctor?......
because i put this TOPIC
is that ture you thinking?
ok i need a doctor
the sexy one
like in the movies
不知道把你的蛋 打碎了 你会不会病就好点了。。。
你没有惹到我 只是今天我想骂人 正好你不幸。。
I clicked here at first because I saw "go sanlitun toninght! need a girl who like bee" And I began wondering what kind of people like bees.*_*
a lot bees here
no way out dude.
yeah to be nice
i am so sorry wrote so much nosence here.
i will put some nice topic then
the only thing i want is to make every one happy ... if i can
we will see
what gonna happen then
ahahaha oh my dear kevin bro you made many people's day~~~~im a happy angle thats why you feel happy when you see me but i cant be your winggirl 'cause girls wont walk to you when they see me lolololol
i really don`t think i need them talk to me anymore when you beside me
i always thinking about 1 thing
how may girls does a man need in his life.
for me the answer is one best is enough
hehe..he lied..well..he has no friends..?he must posted this topic..nd tried to be nice said any girls wanna drinking beers with me..?lol..he better say somethin straight..everyone will know what they gonna say..yea...
hahahahaha tell me more.`````````````````````````````````
hahahahaaha @Scott ---we all like entertaining things and if there still sense of entertaining ,why you so serious to Aquamatine ,hahahah take it easy ,it's just the begining of the entertaining show. ^^
hahahahahahaha That's the point, that would be much fun to see you 2 to be together to give the wingman's entertaining show ,hahahahahaha go on .
hehe..what kevin did to u..?ur like kevins girl now..lol
well.sure he gave u a good impress..thats the result he wants to get..but i think we just have to agree with our disagree..dude..who knows the real kevin...
hahahahhaa i begin to wonder what dose "decent: mean by anyway?
need a girl or a beer?haha...maybe both,haha...
how funny this website..
hahahhahahaahahahLovey Q Told you , this is all about an entertainment businiss, and bee ror girl ..................we want more.
kevin bro u need a girl born in cauliflowers ~~~~~~~~~lets call her aphrodite II
God is a girl -------- and dont forget the beauty named Medusa --Snake hair
medusa aint born in foams, aphrodite is~~~~~~~~~~~~medusa for that magickiss guy ahaha
i think we shouldnt talking too much about god..seriously..
haha Aphrodite is a god, so god could be a woman , and if she show to people in another form , i totally have no idea.
god n God are different jenny&king
yes Ata God and God are different. I agree
hehe...no matter he is a woman or a man..ill love God as always..
jenny thats not my OPINION, thats a fact in term of the orginal meanings~~~~~~~ God is a god but gods are not God
hahahahaahha we should say ;oh , my , god, shall we?
i found 1 thing you like uncle DD
every time you reply . you will HAHAHAHA first.
hehehehehehehehehehh well i learn that from him , so before he apply for the copyright i think i can use it at the beginning of my words cause you guys are so funny to make me laughing hahahaha, actually my laughing sounds like heheheheeh the low sharp voice, the.creepy one
KEVIN BRO~~~~~~~~~~~weeeeeekend again~~~~~~~~~~wingman plan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i log in just for reminding u of this~~~dont disappoint me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL CALL U IF U GET LAID WITH THE HELP OF WINGMAN THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!
what is your plan tonight?
i will hang out with my friends
go ghost street to eat frog hotpot
then beer store
then sanlitun some bars 4 or 5
then maybe VICS or LATIE
then go home
u gonna call me?
sou----------------nds terrific~~~~~~~~~so u dont need wingman?????????? diappointeddddddd!!!!!
my call has a condition~~~~~~~~~~now u out
i have a wingman
rick with me
he is so cool and funny spanish guy.
so wish you can be here
bro u break the hearts of those who want to be ur wingman
welcome u pete.
latie is like the coffee name .
u will go there tonight?
you like hand make tobacco?(i don`t know the sientific name)
i just learned some from spanish people
it is really nice and kind of cheap
think green lemon with brown sugar,right?
i usually go to the HEAVEN BEER STORE in sanlitun
they have really nice beer and the price reasonable
10 is cheap
but that beer suck.
i drink leffe and some other german spanish beer.
Just landed in Beijing. I wanna go out in Sanlitun tonight, send me a message if ya wanna go out for a beer.
every body jump into the dance floor,^^
Are you referring to the hot pot party, @Moonriver?
not for fun
this is not my way to date girl for sure
just want to tell girls
guys need you
@Kevin, you're a real mensch. You should come drink with Grampa Mao and me tonight in Sanlitun. I can't promise there will be any single ladies around, though.
lady every where if you want.
but i feel sad to night
my GF left this morning
i will go sanlitun with some friend
you mind leave me your number?
we can text , keep in touch.