"Barring rape or death, what's the worst thing that could happen to me?"
And isn't that what we all say to ourselves, every day, when we walk out the door? Wait, no? That isn't what you guys say? Oh. Jesus.
[...] "I'm honestly surprised there aren't more college students doing this" [...]
ohhhh yeah!!! chugging wrinkled dicks and licking turkey pussies should be the best job in the world....
I've never heard the phrase "turkey pussies", but sadly, I think I know exactly what you mean.