Q: do you like getting spam sex requests from people on this site?
A: I don't get any... 55555
Q: Would you rather fist your father or your mother?
Ans: my father ... because that would mean that he is still alive today ... he should be 72 this year ...
Q: which key? delete or backspace?
A: A Burger Royale
Q: Miss Red Head or MooMoo?
A: Red head.
Q: Snus or sigarettes?
fast food or cooking and home
A: I not gonna waste my time to seach for the answer in google :P
Q: Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Ans: there is no limit with “thick” 。。。thin then ...
Q: Where is DeMola?
Ans. What is par? -- I guess in DR of Congo ..
How much does CCTV anchors earn per month?
good enough :D
where would u go in a snowing day ?
Q: What time do you usually wake up on monday mornings?
A: Love is a word with many connotations
Q: Is it a storm in Beijing now?
Q: Is three times a day too little, too much, or satisfactory.
A: it depends on what styles of swimsuit you like
Q: Did we ruin a perfectly good game?
A: No, because I'd only stick it in a girl's pooper if she requested it and indicated a sincere desire to do so.
Q: Who killed Jesus Christ?
A: God, because he had a plan for everyone, and it was at his designated fate that Christ was killed. Also, it was suicide, which is why God is now in hell.
Q: What answer was Dando hoping for?
A: THE JEWS
Q: If you are masturbating in a field and a sheep happens to walk backwards on to you when you are ejaculating, is it beastiality? or does it not count because it wasn't intentional?