Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurent. The 'no stars' comes from the badges displayed stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing
BREAKING THE SEAL:
Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night
Bottled pre-mixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women
A women whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.
Laowhy - a foreign resident of China who often asks annoying questions.
Pomegranate, that was fucking brilliant.
"Why did you come to China?" "How long are you going to stay here?" "Why did you chose Beijing?"
laowai = "always WHY".
Blamestorming is accompanied by some sort of a parade/ parading hun ? I forget, funny shitz lol.
In the spirit of the laowhy, I present to you the "laonay": brainwashed local who insists that everything people over 12 know about China just isn't true.