Ok I'll provide the second one too, since I liked it so much and apparently the rest of you have jobs or something and don't constantly troll the forums.
Mike: Not being a creepy, illiterate, male-chauvinistic asshole, on the other hand, has everything to do with [how often I get laid].
I wish I could find the thread where some guy said I came from monkey jizz or something. That was good.
Uhhhhh. Also that guy that used to just post "PUSSY" all the time, that was creative.
Someone should dig up the thread where Pete was raping rapping too.
DD, actually I've seen the video Afroman linked before, and it's quite hilarious. I'll let this one stand.