You're going to have a very, very interesting life....it DOES get better than this.
Don't do what I did in four years time and miss out on a beej from that girl who lives on the same street as you.
Hahahaha ... Dec 2000 ... "guess what, you are going to have a blood clot in your head, get married and then go to live in Beijing" ...
the lotery numbers for the next 10 years are.....
dont be afraid to try new things cos u will learn something even if u failed in trying and that is not to do it that way but do it another way.
Dude, in ten years you're going to be living in fucking China. No seriously, I swear to God.
"If you cut that off, it's not going to grow back."
Oh man. Kate, you just explained a lot to us with that one. Things are starting to make sense now.
give a birth
don't think change to be a woman , that comes never true , no matter how many years ...