"We were young once and we understand the idea of wanting to keep a memory of that eternal beauty, but that doesn't justify taking nude photos that have nothing to do with art," says the 56-year-old.
Translation: I have suffered from erectile dysfunction since the 80's and i'm out to ruin your day. I believe art comes in two forms: 1) Those meant to undermine communist principles and 2) Capitism inspired peaces meant to disrupt the Chinese economy.
FUWUYUAN where the fuck is my baijiu? Zhaobenshan is on the tele!
The association boss explains that her favorite picture was taken when she was about 20 years old. In it, she is wearing a white shirt and blue trousers, a typical outfit at the time. "The clothes were not tight but I can still make out my curves," says
He. "I think this is a good way to remember my youth. You don't have to be naked.
Translation: Back in my day, these were the sluttiest options available. You know how fucking hard it is to find a pair of blue jean shorts during the cultural revolution? I generally approve of this. I mean, you could take photos with your clothes on, if
your a pussy. Can I get a granny whaaaaat?!
"What if they are leaked?" says Wu Xia, a 22-year-old sales clerk at a multinational consumer goods company in Wuxi, Jiangsu province, who is clearly appalled at the idea of posing for nude pictures.
Translation: I'm ugly.
The first time I see a model, I tend to build a concept of her (it's usually a her) in my mind based on past experiences. However, women are assertive when it comes to nude portraits, so I just give advice and they make the final decisions.
Translation: I do a lot of my work from the bathroom.