Discussion » Nonsense » 智慧

  • Minger
    Minger wrote:

    "Wisdom I've acquired in my quest for knowledge throughout my life. 


    Ø   I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 

    Ø   Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 
    Ø   I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. 
    Ø   Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 
    Ø   The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. 
    Ø   Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 
    Ø   If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. 
    Ø   We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
    Ø   War does not determine who is right - only who is left
    Ø   Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 
    Ø   The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 
    Ø   Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. 
    Ø   To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. 
    Ø   A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. 
    Ø   How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 
    Ø   Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. 
    Ø   Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish. 
    Ø   I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks. 
    Ø   A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that y

  • 申琪 Annie Shen
    er no more ppl here. i will get one seat for me.

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