Men, grown men, athletes in their prime, at the top of their sport, in the age of super-slow-mo high-definition television, are falling to the turf like little children with cry-baby faces after being assaulted with the incidental graze of an opposing team member’s finger or toe. Sure these guys aren’t the smartest, but surely someone has told them that if they are brushed by somebody’s hand and they jump back and crash to the ground like they took a Mike Tyson uppercut might fool the referee and the spectators at the game, but they won’t fool the cameras or the massive TV audience who will see these embarrassing histrionics for what they are—the bad actings of a world class pussy! You see it over and over, the whole game athletes looking for opportunities to show off their amateur acting abilities. There obviously aren’t enough referees, they’re not close enough to the action, they buy the act, and you have all these games turning on a bunch of bullshit calls. Hello? Here’s an idea: when one of these pussies falls down like he took a bullet in the leg, blow the whistle, have some video refs in a booth upstairs review the slow-motion replay. If it’s bullshit, the ref pulls the baby up by the shirt and punches him in the face for real! Seriously, how can you football fans not be embarrassed by this shit?