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  • Jio
    Jio wrote:
    You are pitiful.....

    《你真悲剧》,改编自《You are beautiful》


    My life is brilliant 我的生活真灿烂~

    What, was I too early - 呃。。。我开头起早了?
    Oh, sorry, should I - 啊,对不起。。。
    Do you want to start over, or - 那我再重来一次?
    Keep going - okay… now, now? 继续啊?哦,那好吧。。。

    My life is brilliant 我的生活真灿烂~
    Your life’s a joke 而你的生活则是个悲剧……
    You’re just pathetic 你就是个2B
    You’re always broke 还没事经常崩溃
    Your homemade Star Trek uniform 你的山寨版《星际迷航》套装
    Really ain’t impressin’ me 实在笑死我了
    You’re sufferin’ from delusions of adequacy 你还沉浸在满足之中

    You’re pitiful 你真悲剧
    You’re pitiful 你真悲剧……
    You’re pitiful, it’s true 你很悲剧,这绝对是实话。。。

    Never had a date 从来没把过妹
    That you couldn’t inflate 所以没资格吹
    And you smell repulsive, too 你闻起来像农民工(不好意思啊农民工兄弟,借来一用,无意揶揄。。。。)
    What a bummer bein’ you 你说你2不2。。。

    Well you just can’t dance 你不会跳舞
    And forget romance 也和浪漫搭不上边
    Everybody you know still calls ya 大伙儿都称你
    Farty pants 酒囊饭袋
    But you’ll always have a job 当然,你还是有优点的
    Well, I mean… 我的意思是
    As long as you still can work that Slurpie machine 至少作为饭桶,你还是很称职的。。。。

    You’re pitiful 你真悲剧
    You’re pitiful 你真悲剧……
    You’re pitiful, it’s true 你很悲剧,这绝对是实话。。。

    You’re half undressed 你最经典的造型:
    Eating chips off your chest 赤着膊,一边撮着掉在胸前的碎薯片
    While you’re playin’ Halo 2 一边玩《Halo 2》
    No one’s classier than you 没人比你这样子更经典了。。。

    La-la-la-la 啦啦啦。。。
    La-la-la-la 啦啦啦。。。
    La-la-la-la loser 啦啦啦~你个2B~

    You’re pitiful 你真悲剧
    You’re pitiful 你真悲剧
    You’re pitiful, it’s true 你真悲剧,这绝对是实话~

    Your dog would much rather 你的狗贼牛逼。。。
    Play fetch by itself 没人陪它玩,它学会了自己扔木棍,自己去接……
    You still live with your mom and you’re 42 估计你到42岁还和自己老娘一起住
    Guess you’ll never grow a clue 小B孩,我说的对不?

    Well, it just sucks to be you 哈哈,你自己说你2不。。。。

  • anita sønsterud
    too funny!!!hahahaaaaaa
  • anita sønsterud

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