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  • Jon Gu - 顾晓帆
    Jon Gu - 顾晓帆 wrote:
    Yeah, OK I know we've all been waiting for this one after all the penis threads *rolls eyes* so here we go.

    This shall be a vaginal free for all.

    Should a vajayjay be bald?

    Is there truth to the rumors that Chinese women have sideways cooters?

    Female ejaculation. Techniques to share?

    Does Lady Gaga have a hooha or is she actually a man?

    How much does it hurt her when you kick a girl in the junk?

    Is vagina dentata real?

    OK guys take it over from here.
  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:
    Frankly, I've had emuff of this
  • Hanna Eriksen
    Hanna Eriksen wrote:
    ..........u wanna know?
  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    Is this a Q&A thread?
  • Kodi
    Kodi wrote:
    Bald? Oh no my friend. Bald ones are sort of unattractive in my opinion. Why would anyone want to see something on an adult woman that makes her look like a girl who has not yet reached puberty. I think this is a perversion created by western porn culture. Please do not shave the snatch ladies. Natural is natural.

    This is just my opinion, but I wonder what makes some guys like bald snatches.

    Is this some men's fantasy to have sex with young girls, so they require a mature woman to shave that area to look like a young girls immature genitals? Please enlighten me on this if you prefer shaved.

    I heard kicking a girl in the junk is extremely painful because of the contact with the pubic bone. Have you ever hit your pelvic bone (the area covered by thin skin near your hip) on something hard? I imagine this is what it feels like. Different from a kick in the junk for guys, which results in a deep dull inner pain that can hurt for hours, but I guess it would also be pretty painful.

    I have never seen a sideways cooter. I think this is a racist joke based on the idea that Asians have slanted eyes. It is too bad some people like to make fun of other races.

    Female ejaculation is so damn hot! The amount of pleasure derived as a result of causing his love to ejaculate should be immense if he feels that it is a result of his hard work lol. Men are not the only ones who should enjoy orgasms and the experience of a female's gushing orgasm is too damn hot. Mutual pleasure is good and I think a female ejaculation is rather satisfying. *Gushers* : ) : ) damn!

    I heard that only a small percentage of women are able to experience this type of gushing orgasm : ) that is just too bad. I wish they could all experience this.

    I hope my opinions are not too indicative of my inherent maleness.

  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    I like natual public hair as long as it's not extreamly hairy
  • Kodi
    Kodi wrote:
    haha the subtle straight hair Asian muffhawk? I guess I have yellow fever : )
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    Yeah, just like that, haha.
  • Albulena Imeri
    FHM is ur friend (somewhat).
  • TonyDice
    TonyDice wrote:
    @Kodi - ah the muffhawk! Kinda like one the top of one of those Troll dolls was my first reaction.

    But Kodi, I feel you're picking up on a tired old trope with the bald=immature/perverted line. Where's Pedobear when you need him?

    You like your girl's legs hairy? Her armpits? How about an upper lip like Brian Blessed? I'm guessing not, and think pubic depilation is just part of the whole female smoothness thing (personally, I favour a fine mossy top to my mons veneris. Just sayin').

    Frankly Jon's opened up a whole can o' worms here and my head feels like the guy at the beginning of Scanners. So I should probably duck out of this one before it's too late
  • Kodi
    Kodi wrote:
    Well natural women do not scare me. I do not prefer a woman as hairy as me, but I do require her to shave in order to fulfill some unnatural beauty stereotype. I think armpit hair is kind of cute. If I am attracted to the women then I do not care about what hair she has. I can accept hair or no hair, but I will not require her to change it for me because it is her. If it is something I do not like then maybe she is just not for me. Although I do find that there may be differences in the hairiness if Asian girls as opposed to the hairiness of Caucasian or African women. Genetics may be a factor here.
  • Mathew Abisai
    Mathew Abisai wrote:
    shave please....then we can talk
  • Kodi
    Kodi wrote:
    Oh shit! I meant to say: "I do not require her to shave in order to fulfill some unnatural beauty stereotype." : )
  • SaSa♣Yi
    SaSa♣Yi wrote:
  • Webslave
    Webslave wrote:
    @Dingdang LOL, doesnt look like FAQ thread though
  • Alban
    Alban wrote:
  • Kodi
    Kodi wrote:
    @Alban: Cmon Brah everybody knows that on the internet everyone can post things at the same time and they will all get posted in succession. It is not like when we speak we shut out the women. If they wanted to say something they would. This is technology. It is a little different from an actual conversation where we need to wait our turn to talk : )

    I also hope the ladies can come in a discuss the Vagina with impunity. It is theirs after all. It just seems that many ladies on this site have few comments on some subjects. I could be wrong.
  • Melissa B
    Melissa B wrote:
    Hmmm....I may be in love with Alban...lol!! Seriously, do you guys have nothing better to talk about??
  • Joakim Berg Solum
    Shaved/unshaved... personally I prefer trimmed as far as aesthetics go, but for practical purposes, shaved feels better. Hate getting a mouth full of hair, especially when they pull out and you accidentally swallow one. ugh.... but muffhawk, holy crap, I think you just coined a brilliant new term here!

    To be fair, I have never witnessed a genuine female ejaculation before and I wouldn't know how to even try to stimulate this in a woman. I enjoy making girls orgasm of course but just never seen a squirter before (unless those girls were all faking it, which is quite possible actually... doh!)

    Hahaha Alban, do you really think a woman is going to participate in this discussion? Maybe if I wrote it in Chinese we'd get a lot more female comments, but I'm just not sure that vajayjay, muffhawk and hooha can be represented adequately in the Chinese language....

    Oh one more question....

    Small penis, or unusually large vagina? *makes an outward V shape gesture with my hands*
  • Joakim Berg Solum
    Apparently it comes from the Skene's gland, which is also responsible for producing the lubricating fluid in the vagina. And I knew this without having to look it up on Wikipedia... ah the things you learn in a 6 hour car ride while listening to Brad P with your female friend next to you laughing her ass off at him...
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:
    And many physiologists still insist on that female squitting is just a form of incontinence of urine. Who knows...
  • Joakim Berg Solum
    Well, judging by the evidence and amount of fluid, sometimes it has to be urine. There simply is no other place than the bladder which can hold those amounts of fluid... unless we are to believe that the Skene's glands can produce massive amounts of "stringy liquid" at such an incredible rate of speed.
  • Alban
    Alban wrote:
    @Melissa, am lovin' ya too, sweetie !
  • SaSa♣Yi
    SaSa♣Yi wrote:
    'Vagina Dentata' - In Fact And Folklore
    Posting Date: 06/11/1999

    I know, teeth in the vagina is an old joke - and I never thought I'd be reading something like this on my show. This piece goes back to an article I did some time ago about a gynecologist who reported that he actually saw some teeth in a vagina.

    Can you imagine? Day in and day out, nothing but pap smears, and then one day you put in the speculum and there are some choppers staring back at you!

    Well, that woman had a dermoid cyst. Dermoid cysts are derived from the outer layers of embryonic skin, and they are capable of growing hair and teeth and bones, anything that comes from the outer layers of the embryo. They can occur anywhere.

    So this woman had one in the pelvic region and the cyst grew teeth, and when it ruptured through the wall where her uterus joins her vagina - there were the teeth. In my practice once, I saw one in the eyelid.

    Well, someone sent me their aunt's thesis on vaginal teeth! I had no idea there was so much about vaginal teeth in folklore and literature - it blew me away. It has a name too, "vagina dentata!"

    Apparently this vaginal teeth motif is in myths and stories and even jokes all over the world, showing up as a symbol of aggression in women, or of weapons that they can use to rape and kill men. In many of the stories, apparently the women marry the men who detoothed their vaginas and made them safe.

    Here is one example from Koelari, Bastar State:

    "There was a Rakshasa's daughter who had teeth in her vagina. She used to live mostly as a tigress and kept ten or twelve tigers with her. When she saw a man, she would turn into a pretty girl, seduce him, cut off his penis, eat it herself and give the rest of his body to her tigers.

    "One day she met seven brothers in the jungle and married the eldest so that she could sleep with them all. After some time she took the eldest boy to where her tigers lived, made him lie with her, cut off his penis, ate it and gave his body to the tigers.

    "In the same way, she killed six of the brothers till only the youngest was left. When his turn came, the god who helped him sent him a dream. 'If you go with the girl,' said the god, 'make an iron tube, put it into her vagina and break her teeth.'

    "The boy did this, and when the tigers came for his body he climbed into a mango tree and made himself very small. The tigers chased him and the girl became very angry. He cursed her, 'let nothing but your face remain!' And so it was: she became a Chamgedri, which eats, excretes, urinates and copulates through one and the same aperture.

    "One of the mangoes opened and the boy crept inside. A parrot carried off the mango to a Raja's palace. It dropped it, the fruit broke open, the boy emerged, and after various adventures, he married the Raja's daughter."

    So now you've heard everything. And you know how to not get bitten by women. If I'd seen this before, I would have put it in my book!
  • Joakim Berg Solum
    Hah! Thank you for that story Sasa. Next time you hang out with Saibo, ask him to show you the movie "Teeth." It's so horribly bad that is actually good. As far as I know, it's the only movie about vagina dentata
  • SaSa♣Yi
    SaSa♣Yi wrote:
    Teeth, I heard of that movie.but i don't have the guts to watch it....
  • Joakim Berg Solum
    Yeah, it gives the word "snapper" an all new meaning........ *shudder*

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