2. You spend time at Suning comparing prices on rice cookers.
3. Your chinese friends ask you to stop saying bad chinese words
4. You look forward to spring festival
5. You speak just as much chinglish as everyone else.
6. Yellow fever has disintegrated into "get the fuck away from me"
7. You consider learning a 3rd language
8. You think the lady at the fruit stand has stylish clothes
9. You realize that the only way to get around anywhere is just bump those fuckers out of your way.
10. That you don't buy spoons and forks anymore.