vi. When you are expecting some answers from your Chinese audience, you may just get a mysterious smile and their silence only.
n. the facial expression with smile while keeping ones mouth shut.
ie. Once asked about what happened after July, 5th, 2009 in Xinjiang, the western province of China, many Uygurs smilenced.
n. Democrazy is an illusional system of government in which people choose their rulers by voting for them in elections, which only exists in few Chinese imagination.
ie. In the mysterious land like China, the cure for democrazy, a dangerous sickness can be found in mental-illness hospitals or prisons.
adverb:be with each other no matter what
ie. They met each other in a Chinese university campus; they have been togayther finally after graduation and going abroad.
n. Once you think you can do what you want to do, you are also damned in Malegebi.
ie. Life is dear, love is dearer. Both can be given up; then all you have is freedamn.
n. a shitizen of a particular country like China is legally accepted as belonging to that country without any right of citizen.
ie. "I'm a senior official as your mayor, and you are only a shitizen!"quote from a high-rank drunk Chinese official, Mr. Lin.
n. an announcement made for divorce
ie. "I am so happy to divorce with you. And I wish you and your Xiaosan a merry marriage like ours."That's a divoice from a woman who managed to leave her ex-husband almost nothing.
n. the basic instinct of the species called "male"
ie. Tiger Woods didn't do anything wrong but showing his animale.
n. A country where people enjoy 70% energy supply and asking others to cut carbon emission.
ie. If you were elected in Amerryca, you would be a war president and Nobel peace prize winner at the same time too.
n. a restricted computer network connecting other approved networks and computers in certain regions or countries like China, Iran, Vietnam etc.
ie. "What is Yake Lizard what is Yake Lizard, ah? Innernet is Yake Lizard!" “什么亚克蜥？啊 什么亚克蜥？内联网就是亚克蜥！”
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n. abbreviation of Yake Lizard mentioned above
ie. "What is yakshit what is yakshit, ah
The CPC Central Committee’s policies are yakshit."
Translation of the full lyric of the hot song played on the show of Spring Festival for the year of tiger.
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n. The most mysterious department in China, which is in charge of almost everything and you can never find it when needed.
ie. When google said it wants to negotiate with Chinese departyment about its threat of pulling out of China, it found that there is no such a departyment.