Discussion » Nonsense » Dogs VS men/women

  • Winnie
    Winnie wrote:
    I think it's funny....so i posted it here to share a laugh.

    How dogs are better than men
    1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
    2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
    3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
    4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
    5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
    6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)
    7. You can train a dog.
    8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
    9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
    10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
    11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

    Top ten reasons why a dog is better than a woman
    10. A dog's parents will never visit you.
    9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
    8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
    7. A dog never expects you to telephone.
    6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
    5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
    4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
    3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
    2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
    1. A dog does not shop.

  • Ms Bla
    Ms Bla wrote:
    I love my dog very much.
    sometime most of ppl treat their pet better than their lovers.
  • Alicia WANG
    Alicia WANG wrote:
    i don t like dog,i am afraid it.
  • Da Fan
    Da Fan wrote:

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