Discussion » Nonsense » Unfunny jokes time

  • Aurélien
    Aurélien wrote:
    How about a nice unfunny jokes thread guys?
    I'll start:

    Who's there?
    The police. Your entire family was killed in a car wreck.
  • Pete DeMola
    Pete DeMola wrote:

    Q: What's worse than a two dead babies in a trash can?

    A: One dead baby in two trash cans.

  • Aurélien
    Aurélien wrote:
    Haha good one!

    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

    The Holocaust.
  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:
    I usually go with 'being raped' for the apple one but the Holocaust really works.
  • Aurélien
    Aurélien wrote:
    A pregnant 16 year old is making a routine visit to her doctor to check on the status of her baby. After concluding multiple tests her doctor exclaims, "Well I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that your child has miscarried, the good news, however, is that you can live the life of a promiscuous whore once again."
  • NN
    NN wrote:
    pu~~~~Aurelien欧若良 :)

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