1. "Where you from?/ Are you from Hong Kong?/ Japan?"
Reply: "Are you kidding me? Do you ever see a Japanese girl as tall as me?"
2. "Your English is really good!"
Reply: "Better than yours even, are you Dutch?"
3. "Do you really eat dogs?/Cats/Monkies"
Reply: "Yes, everyday, have you got one? You look like someone who would have a Poole, I can eat one right now"
4. "Why are you here in England?"
Reply: "For the benefits, what else? Definitely not the boys"
5. "Say something in Chinese!"
Reply: "Fuck off you are a dick does not exist in Chinese, but I'll say it anyway"