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  • Bateman
    Bateman wrote:
    I thought my Chinese sister would enjoy and appreciate this Tumblr: Creepy White Guys.

  • №❶ Passioη
    Hehe.. I don't think our volunteer females will accept 50+ Old LaoWais though.. but you could join us ;

    This is a Friendly Hijack


    Yeah Yeah.. Here we go again. The white man was probably the first human to roam the earth.. they roamed quite far in search for natural resources and free pussy (insert historical reference), hence we have the great triangle today almost sort of a trapezium). Anyway, the latest in this drift has been China, Beijing. Australian Backpackers come to escape their 50 degrees back home (That's BTW more than 10 Degrees C hotter than the hottest spot in Africa). We Americans and Europeans run away from our battered economy to make some easy money here. A minute fraction of us are sent here by organization. However, these people always take a scoop of the social life offered - Including sex and relationship.

    Fragment of our research reveals that though 72% of white people in Beijing being Students, English Teachers and Expats go with the flow, date for the fock, enjoy the show and play by the clock. It's anything but fair enough for the other stray 28% who will remain victim of sino-passion. Seriously?

    According to reliable sources, Chinese female will be with a white man for the following wrong reasons:

    - 1. White people in Beijing are believed to be from country generally known to be "Rich and Hopeful", so if things go far she doesn't have anything to lose. That's why Chinese girls will always start by asking "Where are you from?". Your answer will determine how much time they spend on you.

    - 2. A white man is highly likely to Pays the Bills. (Chinese female would phrase this as "He's such a gentleman").

    - 3. Chinese female likes some white movie star, rock star, rap star, or porn star on TV.. you just happen to present a physical resemblance with that star, so you can psychologically satisfy her fantasies to an extent.

    - 4. In absence of a suitable Chinese man, She's under pressure to get into any kind of alternative relationship. And you happen to be the convenient victim

    - 5. She wants to ### him just for the record as it is now commonly a modern social trend for Chinese female to taste different culture as a part of their progression to be a woman. However you may wanna rephrase that.

    - 6. The white man is psychologically conceived to be better presentable, merely because most Chinese people who see them together are in the same line of thinking and understanding to conceive the above given reasons - which silently portrays the White Guy as a tool

    - 7. She studied abroad and misses the free life and white friends she had there. You're just a reminder of some of those good old feelings. This is possibly the best reason to be used on you.

    - 8. Insert ### what I forgot to mention

    The time when white people were positively seen as superstars in Beijing is long gone). Now you're just a tool and it plays out well with their most modern version of patriotism: "Take from them whatever you can"

    In other to reduce the impact of this problem and further counter the Chinese social strategies, we the advanced LaoWais have created an orientation programme called “LaoWai Regulate”. Every LaoWai is expected to come under this code and operate within the rules. Otherwise the next generation of LaoWais will not get any respect if they come here.

    Join us at LaoWai Regulate, Play by the rules, Regain and Retain your Respect, and Get whatever you want without breaking a sweat or spending unreasonably. Do NOT be a victim of vague passion.

    http://www.weliveinbeijing.com/groups/g/1000002593/laowai-(老外)






  • pommie
    pommie wrote:
    There are creepy white guys in Beijing?
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    The yoke of patriarchy has been lifted from the necks of many delicate Oriental damsels by firm, circumcised honky dick.

    Why y'all gotta player hate just 'cuz you have less game than a Phillips CDI?
  • Ola Sande
    Ola Sande wrote:

    - 1. White people in Beijing are believed to be from country generally known to be "Rich and Hopeful"
          100us dollars then it comes 600rmb in china, thats rich huh? man please,dont lie to yourself, you cant really pay anything by that. work your own ass.
     - 2. A white man is highly likely to Pays the Bills.
          eat one week mantou to get your stupid ass in bed by a cheap meal around 500rmb, and he can eat as well. if i were a man,, thats a better deal than pay a ruassin hoe 1000rmb+ for only one cum.

    - 3. Chinese female likes some white movie star, rock star, rap star, or porn star on TV
           really? rap star? most of you young ladies can only name eminem i guess,
           and really? porn star? white? with hairs everywhere? thats monkey or what?

    - 4. In absence of a suitable Chinese man, She's under pressure to get into any kind of alternative relationship. And you happen to be the convenient victim
           and you too lady,,end up like that,a victim, you know guys.
    - 5. She wants to ### him just for the record as it is now commonly a modern social trend for Chinese female to taste different culture
           never understand how come it would makes you better when you slept lots guys..hmm.. how does it feel anyway
    - 6. The white man is psychologically conceived to be better presentable,
           then i think u can go back to the porn you were talking abt, white man eat shit, drink pee, fuck chicken..well thats really better than others..what a open mind huh
    - 7. She studied abroad and misses the free life and white friends she had there. You're just a reminder of some of those good old feelings.
            it makes sense i guess..not gonna 吐槽this one







  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:





    Man is valued on how much he makes in China, the more you make, the more value goes up. How are much are you? BTW, am just testing if my pic can be uploaded. can u see my pic? lol











  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    With what? Fucking an it if one cannot succeed at fucking a him/her/them?

    I can get behind that.
  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    So, if my this Kyazanga, my junior brother was born in China, no one would have married him? As he doesn't have house nor good Hukou.
  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    So, if this Kyazanga, my junior brother was born in China, no one would have married him? As he doesn't have house nor a good Hukou.
  • High Priest
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    Haty's gonna haty.

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