Discussion » Nonsense » Three things you hate about Americans in China

  • Wicked Witch
    Wicked Witch wrote:
    Putting things succinctly!

    Loud!

    Overbearing!

    Over here!

     
  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:
      ...this is the wrong thread for this, but most of the Americans I have met over here have been great guys.

    Am with Isidnar on the Andorran expats though, talk about douchebags...
  • pommie
    pommie wrote:
     Riding their monster trucks down the second ring road looking for McDonalds.
  • Simen Wangberg
      1. Their hair is beautiful.
    2. Their economy is the largest in the world.
    3. Cheeseburgers.

    LOL JK AMERICA THE BEST SUCK IT





  • pommie
    pommie wrote:
     

    Americans try to pay for everything in US dollars before spitting tobaccy on the floor, saying “Shee-it boy, I don’t speak Ching Chong!” and firing their pistols into the air.



  • Peter S 李贝勒
      did you watch "Team America: World Police"? i love the song "america fuck yeah"...


  • Peter S 李贝勒
         
  • Sonja Lund
    Sonja Lund wrote:
     she means messy I guess,but I wonder how does she know it?
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    #1 Libertarian political ideology

    #2 Resentment of the women's liberation movement

    #3 Circumcision
  • pommie
    pommie wrote:
     

    I went for Peking duck with an American. He asked the waiter to bring it back in a hamburger bun like “proper food”. When the waiter looked confused he said “Shee-it. No wonder we kicked your asses in dubya dubya too!”



  • pommie
    pommie wrote:
      Then he fired his pistols into the air.
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    'tween bread is how ain't-no-faggot eats meat what ain't steak.

    Problem?
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    > Well the do say nationalistic pride is a form of mental retardation...

    It's nice to know that we're all on the same page about nationalism being bad, because racism, but ableism is totally fine!

    Here's what I hate about the English in China:

    1) bad teeth
    2) bad teeth
    3) bad teeth
    4) none of them carry watches and instead rely on a Big Ben iPhone app. Every hour they're all like "Oi you gits, shut yer gobs," pause to count the chimes, then: "CRIKEY IT'S SIX-A-BONG!" "SLAP YER MUM, SIX-A-FECKING-BONG YOU SAY?" "OI GUVNAH! GIVE ME ONE RIGHT UP THE SHITTER! OLLY JOLLY IT BE SIX-A-BONG!"

    The rest of the Brits are okay, except for Irish Travellers. They make regular Gypsies seem like Korean grocers.
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    My bad. I guess that means the rest of it was spot-on, eh?
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    GOOD GOLLY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY MATES IT BE THREE-A-BONG!
     
    -8 G.M.T.
  • pommie
    pommie wrote:
      Americans always ask to borrow money because they've spent all theirs on cowboy boots and missiles.
  • Simen Wangberg
     It's always 4:20 somewhere.


  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    That looks more like a "come at me bro" than a "haters gonna hate."
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    @Jaris,

    Why do you have to make everything about race? It's an Internet thing. You wouldn't understand.

    For the edification of your FYI:

    Haters gonna hate




    Come at me bro



    I find your lack of meme-orthodoxy disturbing.
  • pommie
    pommie wrote:
      Hatters are going to make hats.
  • pommie
    pommie wrote:
      Cobblers will, in all likelihood, continue to cobble.
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    > I made that comment in jest.

    And I was jest letting you know that you were doin it rong.

    To wit: a HATERS GONNA HATE macro ought to involve a loftily exaggerated lateral strutting motion, as if to say, "I'm so over this petty bullshit already and I am moving on." But Barry is stationary behind a podium. It's certainly a cool pose, but the caption betrays a stultifying unfamiliarity with the sophisticated visual vocabulary of swag.

    I'm terribly if my understanding of Internet humor is 2DEEP4U, @Jaris. pls stay mad. It makes me seem clever.


  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    Typo: deleted sorry, as in I'm terribly sorry, sarcastically.

    @Psyche, Y U NO over this and moving on?
     
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    Fine. I won't answer that. I'll just keep on being fabulously mysterious.
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    Sorry? For my asshole? Why, what have you done with it? I hope you haven't been tampering with my asshole. You could lose a finger if you're not careful.

    Ok, so, just to show how NOT MAD and what a good sport I am about knowing it all, and stuff, I submit: Schrute Facts.


    Very useful for disarming acrimoniously trivial trolls, as long as you're not British; invoking Schrute Facts is an implicit acknowledgement of the American version of The Office.
       
  • pommie
    pommie wrote:
    The American version of The Office is pretty good.

    Don't forget we Briddish are not as competitive as AmerigunKKKunts.
  • Simen Wangberg
      I think that is the nicest thing I've ever heard a Brit say about America, Pommie. Thank you.
  • pommie
    pommie wrote:
  • Simen Wangberg
    Hoyl shit that kid is so angry :( I love Psy! Too bad.
  • Yanni
    Yanni wrote:
     
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
    My character sheet is replete with phat loot and names of bawdy wenches thanks to my diligent XP grinding.

    And for fuck's sake, @Dahmer, don't act like you're not more of a hermit than either of us.
  • Simen Wangberg
    "I never claimed to be a hermit.


    more of a Kaczynski without the terrorist mindset and bad hair style."

    I'm not a smoker. More of a person who puts cigarettes in his mouth and lights them. Wait, what?

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