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  • Pretty Aunt Danni
    Pretty Aunt Danni wrote:
    <p>这话是我发的是我发的是我发的是我发的、、、、、、、</p> <p>求裸照。就这样!!!</p>
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Does that mean Pretty Aunt Danni is available now?

    Will trade cawk pics for brotips.

  • Saint - Spartacus

    she 's not my tea . it's too difficult to get a tea here ^ L ^

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    The phrase is usually "not my cup of tea," but I usually express it as "not my bag of tea," not only because "not my bag" is an equivalent Americanism for expressing a different preference, but because it introduces a playful ambiguity: am I intentionally speaking Chinglish by mixing these two phrases, or am I making a dirty pun about putting my scrotum in your mouth? It is an oriental mystery.

    inb4 "she's not my T."

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    Enjoy my 屁屁 !! :D

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  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Men are exaggerating their penis size 10% less than they did 50 years ago.

    You see the glass as half empty. I see it as half full.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    implying dick size surveys aren't self-reported

    implying social scientists have been wrapping tape measures around folks' junk for 50 years

    implying the ISO maintains documents on this shit

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    tell us more about the methodologies employed by the academic journal of medicine that is chacha.com

    i do not think my skepticism indicates a deficiency in any of my endowments. but i understand why someone with the salty butthurt might reach that conclusion.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    You need to read more carefully. Chacha.com merely reported the study.

    No, you need to learn to Internet. You linked to a Philadelphia CBS affiliate, which linked to ChaCha, which linked to a Jezebel article about a different study, which linked to L.A. Times, which... no, fuck this. I gave you a golden opportunity to show off all the shit you know about dick, Randisi, and you have chosen to double down with passive-aggressive back-pedalling.

    Even if I was wrong, I was only wrong in greytext. I can live with that. You're an earnestly stupid cunt.

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    lolearnest

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I look forward to your next insult though. However I won't respond.

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