Discussion » Nonsense » Was Jesus Married?

  • Wicked Witch
    Wicked Witch wrote:
    <p>A small portion of a manuscript depicting that Jesus may have been married. Holy Jo's are we gong to see more riots? Not this century it seems as the two words by Jesus 'my wife' is not considered as proof?</p>
  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    teachings of Zoroaster FTW!!!

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    Bishop of Bath and Wells to Blackadder on discovering he has been framed:

    "You fiend! Never have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity.........! Have you ever considered a career in the church?!"

    Blackadder:

    "No, I could never get used to the underwear."

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    I believe so :)

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    Personally, after reading The Last Temptation of Christ by Nikos Kazantzakis and watching the film adaptation by Martin Scorsese, I don't buy other stories/tales about Jesus. Aesthetically, ethically and rationality, i'm satisfied.

    What kind of person can belief in the cannon?

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  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    Ah! Blackadder ! U guys have a link to watch these essence of the british soul?

    Sorry, no links, but well done for correctly apprehending the fact that yes, to see and understand blackadder is to see and understand the soul of the englishman!

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    Nothing really matters, anyone can see, nothing really matters, nothing really matters, to me. (Anyway the wind blows...)

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    "I think the phrase rhymes with clucking bell"

  • Heidi Viga
    Heidi Viga wrote:

    The guy was in his 20s and I doubt he came up with the brilliant idea of celibacy. Oh I got a great idea I´ll stay away from women for the rest of my life,not likely.

    So he was probably having fun with mary magdalene,who cares.

    Religion and christianity is a fairytale and a big contradiction. If god didnt want us to masturbate he would have made our arms shorter.

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    Jesus was never married.If he were married the bible clearly would have stated it as it's not something of shame! Moses was married and to an African lady and the Bible states it.

    Many priests fear the idea Jesus was married which he was probably because they use celibacy as an excuse to hide their homosexuality.

    @Pete, It's not written somewhere in the Bible that Priest should not be married as those of the Catholic church claims. Many Priests in the Bible were married. I don't know why the Catholic church forbids its Priests to marry while those priests have shown the desire to have women in their beds and the nuns willing to have men in their arms.

    I don't see why the Bible would hide whether Jesus was married.

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    When Jesus finished teaching, he left Galilee and went to the part of Judea that is east of the Jordan River. 2 Large crowds followed him, and he healed their sick people.

    3 Some Pharisees wanted to test Jesus. They came up to him and asked, “Is it right for a man to divorce his wife for just any reason?”

    4 Jesus answered, “Don’t you know that in the beginning the Creator made a man and a woman? 5 That’s why a man leaves his father and mother and gets married. He becomes like one person with his wife. 6 Then they are no longer two people, but one. And no one should separate a couple that God has joined together.”

    7 The Pharisees asked Jesus, “Why did Moses say that a man could write out divorce papers and send his wife away?”

    8 Jesus replied, “You are so heartless! That’s why Moses allowed you to divorce your wife. But from the beginning God did not intend it to be that way. 9 I say that if your wife has not committed some terrible sexual sin,[a] you must not divorce her to marry someone else. If you do, you are unfaithful.”

    10 The disciples said, “If that’s how it is between a man and a woman, it’s better not to get married.”

    11 Jesus told them, “Only those people who have been given the gift of staying single can accept this teaching. 12 Some people are unable to marry because of birth defects or because of what someone has done to their bodies. Others stay single for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. Anyone who can accept this teaching should do so.”

    @Gullekian, ha ha ha, serving two masters doesn't refer to a spouse, but it's more about serving God and Evil

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    I think the Bible refers to John as His brother, I'm not sure

    John was the youngest among all the disciples, he was a brother to James.

    John the Baptist, was a brother to Jesus.

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    ha ha ha, that's a nice one:)

  • Simen Stensvoll

    i think he was bis..so many fans,hard for him to decide who to marry,so he was unmarried,or at least divorced after he got famous.

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    Was Jesus really crucified with nails through his hands?

    thought it was through his wrists... poor bugger.

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