Discussion » Nonsense » Your 3 Wishes

  • Gullekian
    Gullekian wrote:
    <p><strong>If a genie comes to you tomorrow and grants you 3 wishes, which would you choose??</strong> </p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/8/28/536_100020120828182924459997-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p>
  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    That saucy bird and half an hour.

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    Oh, and a 12-inch pianist.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    Hahahaha ... I just need one ... RMB rises and rises some more ...

  • Brenda Liu
    Brenda Liu wrote:

    Money, Honey, No lonely

  • Simen Stensvoll

    more healthy,more money,more free time

  • Simen Stensvoll

    grandpa, i would like to share if i have extra money

  • Schokoschoko
    Schokoschoko wrote:

    most of all I would like to have the ability like David Rice, the protagonist of the movie "Jumper" and going to any place at any time I want,

    second is the super memory, third is super fast reading ability...

    Ok, I admit only the third one has some hope to achieve...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    First I would wish myself to be free from want, but only because I think I read somewhere that Buddha developed telekinesis after enlightenment, and that sounds fucking sweet.

    Second I would wish for a team of wish accountants who will help me to disburse my third and final wish as a micro-wish for the rest of humanity, or at least the people who I think are cool.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Instead of wasting my second wish on a wish bureaucracy to administer the socialist redistribution of my third wish, maybe I should wish that Psyrene could actually go and fuck herself. Then I could pick some cliche "world peace" bullshit for my #3 and no one would think I was uncool for making vindictive wishes.

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    I have just one wish and it is that WLIB users would come up with more interesting thread titles.

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    Site should close up for at least 1 week

    hmmm.... some members would no doubt top themselves going a week without their beloved wlib

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    dope slanging yea?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    some members would no doubt top themselves going a week without their beloved wlib

    Says the most prolific of summer shitposters.

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    Says the most prolific of summer shitposters.

    srsly.....im surprised you have the gall to comment BW, youde be the first to jump. Actually youre too much of a pussy to be a jumper. I put you down as a painkiller and erguotou kinda loser.

    When I make my exit, im self immolating and jumping. naked.

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    fucking moron

    who?

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