Discussion » Nonsense » Beijing warmly welcomes decent laowais

  • Luca Marozzi
    Luca Marozzi wrote:

    http://english.sina.com/z/20120516foreigner/index.shtml

  • 随便叫兽
  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    What will happen with all those illegal chinese living in Beijing?

  • Luca Marozzi
    Luca Marozzi wrote:

    Pete what are you doing in Beijing? What is your current occupation? From a Mainland Chinese perspective I could tell you whether you belong to urban solid waste or not.

    Bests,

    PS: free consulting, no charged.

  • Luca Marozzi
    Luca Marozzi wrote:

    besides i wonder how many china trash we got in our country? I would agree to landfill all the white trash in china, as long as we can landfill all the yellow trash back in our country.

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    So you can feel how one trash foreigner could bring up the whole situation here

    Bellah, please explain what you mean by this.

    I think they are hurt badly by their lately researching about foreigners in China.

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    nor whoelse would accept any of your IDEAS.

    and this.

  • くり
    くり wrote:

    Trash in China are not accepted at all,never and ever!

    no where trash is accepted, the only difference is that in Europe we can deal in the same way as china do, many racist-xenophobic folks would like to, though...

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahaha ... Tara dear, I warmly welcome you to weibo this, and @ both Yang Rui and ChinaGeek ...

    Chinese government are ruled by "old" generation, I think they are hurt badly by their lately researching about foreigners in China.

    ... ahhhh ... Deng has been long gone, right? ... I doubt if anyone in the government might be researching anything about "foreigners", other than spending millions to inspect all the exotic places ...

    Just be good and legal here, this is not your country, nor whoelse would accept any of your IDEAS.

    The second half "nor whoelse would accept any of your IDEAS" is mostly true ... from personal experience for close to nine years ... heehee ...

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    Hahahaha ... not sure if I would agree with the "concentration span" ... weibo, is mainly for entertainment, kind of like this forum ...

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    ugh~ girls, Whoever is right here, it is late. Be legal is always right, so those who are not should do something about it. Nothing is wrong. But, speak CHINESE this CHINESE that from CHINESE does annoy sometimes (泄愤关起门儿说,外人最多只能跟着起哄)

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    you are so mad on here (this is considered loser in English world

    BELLAH used U MAD.

    Nothing happened.

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    Irising... I miss those pics that you've been posting.... please continue ... x_x I've never missed them this much...

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    hahhaha....^just on time...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Lawd have mercy it's like Alex in drag. No offense, trans and cis-gendered people.

    @Terrible Soreass,

    I stated all my arguments calmly

    Hence the "Nothing happened," a reference to Pokemon, but then you had to go and ruin the moment by getting all fuckin' defensive and then going on to suggest that you take the on-Internets arguing bsns very srsly, a tack that might stick if you weren't also name-calling.

    Even Bellah has her redeeming moments:

    Lao lee, your English is worse than Francesco which gave me quite a headache....are you European too?

    Do you read English well? Lao lee...if not, kill yourself

  • Sonja Lund
  • Sonja Lund
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    2/10, Morticia.

    you gotta take back what you just called me...!

    Fuck that noise. I play for keeps, @Terra Cotta Whorier.

  • Virgil W
    Virgil W wrote:

    Skaught has a strong point for a lady and ladies don't like trash.

  • Virgil W
    Virgil W wrote:

    My mistake, duibuqi

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    All y'alls is king helluva all kinds of buttmad because when I do make mistakes you're never quite sure whether they are actual errors or trollbait diabolically engineered to expose your jimmies to a rustling riposte.

    I might also add that my pointing out that you have been trolled, hard, by another user does not qualify as engaging in "trolling," but in fact quite the opposite, @Extra-terrestrial.

    You're welcome.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I can't help but noticing that your jimmies are in a state of profound rustlement, @Ingerling.

    ha, nobody give a shit

    En. I'm here to give it for you.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    loads of fucking crab u talked in private was indeed nothing but shit.

    I confess: Everything I said was 魚漿.

    I'm so sorry.

  • Fabian Kollen
    Fabian Kollen wrote:

    Laowais are decent?? oh,,,,I'd rather shoot on DD's face.....

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    Hahahahaha ... if that's the case, does it mean that the great 兽兽 is actually not an American?

    Taylor/Stanley, you can shoot? With what?

    I dont want to say the magical J word, but BellaH sounds very much like her ..

  • Jay
    Jay wrote:

    Bellah needs help !!! She doesnt know it yet .

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    you feel all of sudden sorry now?

    Sarcastically, maybe.

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    啊噢~ applaud.....

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    You are mad at him then he must be hopeless...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Irising...you need me to give that Dan person a lesson? I'm capable to do that...

    The last time you tried, my dick experienced a sudden upsurge in popularity as a bunch of irritating bitches fell under the mistaken impression that it had sufficient gravity to warrant gossip.

    @Ingerling,

    Y U MAD?

    SRSLY. I only tend towards discretion when talking about my liaisons out of nominal respect for the other party, because not everyone has as high a threshold for defamation as I do. You've been threatening to make a big stink in the forums for weeks now. But why?

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    (continued) ... been trying to figure out the "victim" of the photo that WWoE put up there ...

    Wicked Witch of the East wrote:

    Eh guys how would you like to wake up to this beauty in the morning? (Get my breakfast NOW)

    And then it hit me ... WWoE ... did you steal that? or are you her?

  • Xiao
    Xiao wrote:

    Hey! Why's my photo up there?! What do I have to do with anything here?!

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    Dando would never admit that he was wrong and I am not sure how/where he would think people talked about him in a defamatory way... He is the one too sensitive about it especially when it might be wrong, then he starts to blame others. Why is he so insecure about how people talk about him in real life but pretend he has a unbreakable mind online?

    *emphasized text*because not everyone has as high a threshold for defamation as I do.
    

    You really think of that? Then, you should think about it one more time.... drunk people never admit they are drunk...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Stephanie, Besides when you told everyone that I promised to never sleep with that one girl you said you hated (who is that, by the way?), I know that you know that I know that everything you said about me was nice, particularly during that awkward period after you said you couldn't see me anymore and yet still spoke of me as though we were an item.

    That doesn't make it any less true or me any less annoyed by your apparent contribution to the ugly Dandoid cult of personality that exists, ironically, only in the minds (and butts) of people I've offended in one way or another.

    People I actually admire consider me rather boring.

    @Scooter, that wasn't subtle. As Colbert would say, you're on notice.

    BTW it's girls, plural, lol

    @Ingerling,

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  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Dear Livejournal:

    Today, Mirin was a newfag.

    #todaymirinwasanewfag

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    implying Dando is not the filthiest of hipsters

    Beta? Try omega.

  • Simen Wangberg

    "drunk people never admit they are drunk...

    I'm fucking WASTeda and this thread is gayt as hell. you guysy should justt gstop and go home./ sreuiously.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    nah dando dresses more like a columbine shooter.

    This.

    I'm gonna go drink with Wazi now.

    BTW I fully endorse Beijing Drive-Thru's delivery service. There are tallboys of PBR and some of that queer Belgian lambic waiting for me.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    (continued) ... hahahaha ... I kept scratching my head trying to remember this: 龙游浅水遭虾戏 ...

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    WOW! This thread seems Mirin´s baptism of fire ;P I think you successfully passes it,

    Welcome to the community!!

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    Hahahahaha ... somehow it slipped my mind that you can read and understand Chinese ... must be something to do with what you said to me lately ... never mind then ...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Scott, Aware me of where I have hit on any woman of this particular forum.

    You'd have to have made a connection for it to be correctly called a 'hit,' but Mimi asked me to think of something to say to you to make you fuck off from her profile page. You've only been here a week. I think that counts for something.

    airing his dirty laundry

    Who is? Maybe you missed something in the exchange upstairs, but I do believe I warned the ladies not to do that, or even acknowledge my existence in public, because what actually happens in this social network is every girl I disappoint, sexually, complains about it to another girl who thinks the first one is probably lying about everything except for my being single and available.

    It's a vicious cycle and I would end it right here, but I guess now there are bigger douchebags to fry.

  • Simen Wangberg

    because boner

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

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    Hey Faggots,

    My name is Mirin, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are beta, unlikable, no-lifes who spend every second of their day airing their dirty laundry in public. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any attention from women? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I bench 400 lbs., and I'm working on my MBA. What sports do you play, other than "making fun of racists and fifty centers"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot sister (She just validated me; Shit was SO aesthetic). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

    Pic Related: It's me and my sleevecandy

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    0/10

    You have to manually tweak your own markdown to post a .gif, because the admins suck.

    Ah, but only if you had lurked more you would have known this.

    Yield now and I will spare your life. There is no shame in acknowledging a superior troll. It's okay. We'll still keep you around to do the things you're good at, like lifting heavy stuff.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ... hahahaha ... once in a while, I would miss those days when Mr 185cm would just throw his gloves and ask for a duel somewhere in Beijing ... but those were surely the days ...

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    Dando, you know what, after you were being such a coward on X'mas Eve... You did change what I think who you were....

    Who is everyone that I told? don't try to overstate. Whatever is ture, you should stop overracted that much...

    We are human and people make mistakes.. you just never admit yours...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    (continued) ... hahahaha ... once in a while, I would miss those days when Mr 185cm would just throw his gloves and ask for a duel somewhere in Beijing ... but those were surely the days ...

    Those were the days? What the fuck are you talking about? I ended up drinking with that monster at the Bad Luck Party. I swear, that dude was the spitting image of my younger brother. He was not into memes or trolling, but he was a Worthy Opponent.

    But. This shitstain does claim to know Our Ways.

    I was raised Catholic. We're taught that all those people who haven't heard the Good News--that Jesus will return as a giant robot piloted by moody Japanese adolescents--only go to a mildly unpleasant hell, because they're brown and they don't know any better, but if you're a baptized believer and later turn your back on God, knowing the truth (that the game is rigged), then you're double-fucked by Satan's spiky dick. You ought to have known better.

    Mirin affects an appreciation for trollhood, but I find his memetic orthodoxy sorely lacking.

    Loli haet Persian.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ... heehee ... to where did he disappear to now though?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Dando, you know what, after you were being such a coward on X'mas Eve... You did change what I think who you were....

    As I remember, it was New Years, and you didn't bother to mingle with any of my other friends who were not waiting for me, because they had better things to do.

    Who is everyone that I told? don't try to overstate. Whatever is ture, you should stop overracted that much...

    I didn't overreact. I just stopped talking to you.

    We are human and people make mistakes.. you just never admit yours...

    I'd be glad to, here, where it's a bit more permanent and hence more meaningful, but, as your attorney, I advise you to cut this shit out right here because it is not classy.

    P.S. I've been drinking.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    (continued) ...

    He was not into memes or trolling, but he was a Worthy Opponent.

    Hahahahaha ... hope you girls are having fun ... back to do some homework ... but I am watching you two lovebirds ...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Admit it, you could not get women in America

    Dude. I was getting tamed by radical feminists and other mythical American girls back in the U.S. of Eh. I have none of the "yellow fever" or post-feminist backlash apprehensions of your average white boy expat. Besides that, I am a post-binary gender transhumanist lvl 20. I am immune.

    You cannot anticipate my multi-tiered tentacle justice technique, it comes at you from all angles.

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  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Also I like musics with post- before them.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I used to wish I was schizophrenic, because that's cheaper than chemicals that simulate the experience.

  • Silje Linnerud

    ENOUGH!!!!!!! Either it was on Christmas or the New Year's day, Dando and Stephanie you two should just do this talk offline. This is pure madness.

    And you, Newly arrived Persian prince, stay away from others' shit. What you are doing or saying doesn't make you a hero.

  • Sonja Lund
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

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    Here's where I part ways with you on crackerdom, Scooter: I like white (read: Western, really, the color isn't as important as the convenient cultural connection) chicks and I don't mind the claws. I guess I like the kinky stuff. And I'm dreadfully sorry, but the Chinese--being the most normal people on the planet--have lame tastes in paraphilias.

    No offense.

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    but, as your attorney, I advise you to cut this shit out right here because it is not classy.

    P.S. I've been drinking.

    You are not get paid this month for this personal matter... ;-/

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I've been trolling here for two years and only one broad ever offered to peg me. A hot successful one, too. I was so floored that I never took her up on the offer. Probably a good thing, too, because of that goddamned spastic colon. I'm going through a difficult time during my life. Things could get messy.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    (continued) ...

    Keep talking to yourself buddy

    Hahahahahaha ... but isnt that kind of against the T&C of this site?

  • Ms. Stephanie
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Stephanie

    Does that photo mean you regret obliquely whining about me not showing up for a party half a year ago?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Who are those "many people," Lee?

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    @Dando, don't disturb me while I am pooping! go away. You are fucking early.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    Hahahahaha ... it's a "trophy" thing ... and I think it is a common behaviour among PUAs ... let them talk ...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I forfeit all of this thread's Internets to Stephanie for being a classy lady who poops in the morning and posts about it online.

    new people looking to differentiate themselves from the long termers by means of self validating comments designed to insult by use of depricating stereotypes of peoples reasons for remaining in China longer than they plan to themseves.... mostly

    Shit, nigga, I thought you were talking about me.

    But the one I think you're referring to actually expresses a preference for Asian girls on his profile, so I'm afraid this particular application of the passive-aggressive tack isn't going to stick.

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    I forfeit all of this thread's Internets to Stephanie for being a classy lady who poops in the morning and posts about it online.

    凸 to Dando :-/

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    implying Mirin is the first narcissistic Persian that Dando mistook for a guido

    What was that other twat's name? Augustus? I do miss the old days when we could spot the meatheads from a mile away because they name themselves after emperors. This one is a lame pun.

  • Ajantha Manohar

    Scott likes to make fun of other people´s pìcs, but if you see his real face, you can understand why

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  • Ajantha Manohar

    Mini just pwned Scotts Existence.

    Or maybe Skaught got beat up again by some chinese guy. Poor 笨!

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    (continued) ... Ginnie, let's see some fat jokes :)

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    We've stooped to virgin jokes? What's next, your mamma jokes?

    ...sigh, fine.

    Confidence is a stain you can't wipe off.

    So's yer ma's menses. I spent but one night in her rear and her butt's been in arrears for my drycleaning ever since.

    Five months later when I was drinking fortified wine down by the wharf I found you half-formed on the end of a rusty coathanger, so I stuffed you in a half-eaten Hot Pocket and stored you in my cargo pants until you were ready for primetime.

    Thus began the Dionysian Miseries.

    Mini just pwned Scotts Existence.

    Mini just reposted lulz which Scooter took in stride the first time they were posted. You're like a /b/tard posting EPIC THREAD EPIC THREAD MODS PLZ ARCHIVE THIS SHIT in an image dump thread.

    when people troll me on wlib I always win, because i don't even read

    FTFY

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    wait wait, wait!

    ppl still think 'Mirin's pics are of him?

    lol!

  • Ajantha Manohar

    which Scooter took in stride the first time they were posted

    (?)_(?)

    Skaught always over reacts like a crazy cunt.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @马克,

    another forum turned ugly. posting someones pics that way is really hitting-below-the-belt. dando z, thats really low of you!

    If posting another user's public profile pic is low, you must be pretty fucking high.

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    Dando was honest since his first post on this forum :P

    I'm a Chaotic Neutral Human

    why do you guys not understand his role? Does anyone need to know the real definition of ¨Chaotic Neutral¨?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    i was talking about the pictures you edited and posted

    I posted one public profile photo, unedited. You are wrong. Again.

    You are probably talking about what Scooter (and Mini) did, which I will also gladly defend as not only permissible but totally desirable according to the relevant rules and regulations of Internet Lawl.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    MEEEEMORIES

    A Tofu, why haven't we hung out yet? And Minger.

    WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE WHEN WE MAKE LOVE?!

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    why haven't we hung out yet?

    I like random encounters, I get pleasure from finding all you in clubs and bars, and use sneak attacks (as a good rogue =)

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Rogues do it from behind.

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    Rogues do it from behind.

    yep, and monks can not wear any armor ;P

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