looking for a good teaching job?
WTF could you teach? how to smoke weed?
You might wanna start with a 5-minute warm up , Stand up , sit down, hands up hands down , or better still . the head and shoulders warm up , but u have to teach the vocab one at a time . Then move on to a 10-minute class : I'd suggest the Topic How are you? Many chinese kids always answer the How are you question wit the same response , I'm fine thanks. Why not take it to the next level , teach what the kids really wanna learn , for example How are you ? I'm hungry I'm tired I'm sad I'm good I'm great i'm angry I'm ok This gives the kids a range of responses to choose from. You might need flash cards for the above words , it would be best if you speak the local lingo, interact with the kids in their own language before class and explain what u wanna teach before the class begins and the limit the use of chinese in class. I hope this is helpful.
what do I do for fifteen minutes?? does anyone know any kid games.......
Just be yourself, Everybody loves a clown. Pick an artistic name like David The Philosophical Clown :D
Tip: Dont show your dick to them as you did it time ago in this forum
Yeah, don't show the kiddies the elephant.
I don't have a macro-able pic of Friend Fiendly to do this right now but the appropriate caption would be:
DON'T BE A PUSSY
THIS GUY SEEMS LEGIT
In other news, 4chan /b/ just celebrated 400000000 GET.
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