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  • Rockstar Mooney
    Rockstar Mooney wrote:
    <p>Brace yourself-- you are about to be exposed to some of Sir Keanu's wisest wit and wittiest wisdom, his most charming charm and most philosophical philosophizing.While it is to be expected that a few,or all of the quotes may be above the average reader's levels of comprehension, please, don't allow yourself to be discouraged. Most people simply aren't as deep as Keanu.Instead, lean back in your chair for a second and think. Really consider all that you're about to read. Ponder. Mull.Then,watch Bill &amp; Ted's Excellent Adventure. If you're like me, I'll bet that took you just one step closer to almost scratching the surface of Keanu's vast oceans of wisdom. And really, isn't that all anyone can ask for?</p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/2/536_1000201205021403281176-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_100020120503045238261183-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p>"I know kung fu. On a related note, I also know ju-jitsu, sumo, quasi-sumo, tai-kwan-do, drunken boxing, wrestling, mud wrestling, and naked mud wrestling."</p> <p><img src="http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/impressiveorigamibrop1.gif" alt="alt text" /></p> <p>"I try not to think about my life. I have no life. I need therapy."</p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_10002012050305002676152-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p>"I don't like the feeling that I'm not in control of my life. I could be getting raped, right now, and wouldn't even know it."</p> <p><img src="http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-gifs-matrix-kombat.gif" alt="alt text" /></p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_100020120503050740136920-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p>"Why am I here?"</p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_100020120503051223621167-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p>"For a while people were saying that David Geffen and I had gotten married. That just blew me away. Not because they thought I was gay, but that they thought I could land a guy that hot."</p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_100020120503051437324554-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p>"When I don't feel free and can't do what I want, I just react. I become a reactor. It's like being a regular actor, only it has two extra letters."</p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_100020120503051805949285-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p>"I should have taken the blue pill. I heard from Trinity that it was raspberry flavored."</p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_100020120503052014496362-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p>"Whoah..."</p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_10002012050305243313658-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p>"Remember that kid who could bend the spoon? Well, I found out later he staged the whole thing. Kinda ticked me off."</p> <p><img src="http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/funny-gifs-focus-keanu-soon.gif" alt="alt text" /></p> <p>Wait,there is no spoon</p> <p><img src="http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/catfloat.gif" alt="alt text" /></p> <p>"Who is Mickey Mouse, anyway? Nobody knows who's inside the suit. It could even be me..."</p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_100020120503053200324272-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p>"Huh?"</p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_100020120503053302136431-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_100020120503053331715752-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_100020120503053410168318-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_100020120503053451324459-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_10002012050305365368388-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_10002012050305385068389-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p>"Here comes 40. I'm feeling my age, and I've ordered the Ferrari. I'm going to get the whole mid-life crisis package - you have to order that special with the newer Testarossa models, but I think it comes standard on the Modena Spider."</p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_100020120503054417449989-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_100020120503063032136725-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_100020120503063157418303-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_1000201205030633519057-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p>"I'm sorry my existence is not very noble, sublime, or even beneficial."</p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_100020120503063447121723-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_100020120503063508871285-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_100020120503063607277253-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_100020120503063826183222-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_100020120503064317980153-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p>Keanu-ception!</p> <p><img src="http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-gifs-keanu-ception.gif" alt="alt text" /></p> <p>Keanu Reeves apparently isn't the only immortal actor</p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_100020120503065152496508-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/5/3/536_100020120503065851980127-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p>What can I say ? the guy is HARDCORE!!!</p>

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