Discussion » Film & TV » The Dark Knight Rises - another trailer

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)
    叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹) wrote:
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  • Ajantha Manohar

    woohoo!!!

    Waves of pleasure go wild through my body, from my brain to my prostate, I can feel my balls trembling

  • Silje Linnerud

    Oh shit, this is my greatest expectation in this summer. Yahoooo, July is coming!

  • Ajantha Manohar

    karmic bump

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    Hahahahaha ... that's probably because of the actors they chose ... not many can play the part right ...

  • Simen Wangberg

    "Well, I think it's an improvement, to go from Michael Keaton to Christian Bale."

    Understatement of the year. Although actually I liked Michael Keaton in the first two movies. It was Val Kilmer and George Clooney who killed it. The opening scene of "Batman & Robin" never fails to crack me up.

    But regardless, we will never know his true dark nature, or whatever. What?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

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    I wish I hadn't seen that trailer as I am afraid it will diminish my enjoyment of the actual movie, much as I am afraid that jacking off on ecstasy might diminish my enjoyment of sex.

  • Simen Wangberg

    Tried jerking off on Ecstasy once. Didn't work, couldn't stop hugging my wiener and telling it about my childhood.

  • Ajantha Manohar

    Frank Miller's Dark Knight Returns+Clint Eastwood As Batman+Darren Arnofsky As director

    That would be stunningly gorgeous, totally bitchen, prostatic sublime....

  • Simen Wangberg

    MILLA JOVOVICH AS CATWOMAN. Too late. Anne fucking Hathaway. She doesn't sound too awful in the trailer, I guess.

    "Frank Miller's Dark Knight Returns+Clint Eastwood As Batman+Darren Arnofsky As director"

    :-O that would be really badass.

  • Peter S 李贝勒

    @ Ayiela U mean the best.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    Hahahahaha ... I heard Her Evil Highness whispering in my sleep ... but when I woke, I dont see her ... does that make her the Big Bad Bat?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Some trolls just wanna see this thread burn.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    Hahahahaha ... me? And I so crave for the yoghurt that Ole ordered at Rugs last night ...

  • Simen Wangberg

    "I really think Keaton was probably one of the worst castings ever"

    Val Kilmer and George Clooney. I already mentioned this but I'm going to say it again. Compared to those clowns, Keaton was positively Shakespearean.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Bale got smacked down in Shandong by some alcoholic, fat ass farmers, not a good batman if he cannot even stand up to a guy who merely stands 5 foot 4 and fatter than the pigs he grows.

    Da fuq?

    He got pushed around by security guards when he tried visiting the same "blind Shandong guy" that raised a stink by visiting the U.S. embassy a few weeks ago seeking political asylum.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Neither Bruce Wayne nor Batman would be caught dead visiting a Chinese dissident. That's more of a Green Arrow thing.

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