Discussion » Nonsense » 技能交換 WLIB skill swap!

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:
    <p>Anyone here have any skills to swap?</p> <p>大拿有没有?大家分享分享交流交流。</p>
  • Chai Chu
    Chai Chu wrote:

    how?

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    "how?"

    有skill就swap.

    明白了么??

  • Chai Chu
    Chai Chu wrote:

    haha, "混吃等死" 算不算skill?

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    吃饭啊,睡觉呀,放屁啦,都不算skill.

  • Silje Linnerud

    Cooking!!!

  • Christoffer O

    I've been playing guitar for about 15 years, and I'd say I'm pretty darn good at it. I can teach any level. So, any offers?

  • Father Of Boring

    M: Hey, how u doing baby girl? I noticed you from... across the way, and... I think me and u should get to talking

    W: Whatever

    M: So... If ur not doing nothing later on tonight maybe u can come to my place?

    W: and?

    M: Baby girl, u know how much money I got? Opra does my laundry,

    W: So what?

    M: Michael jordan cuts my grass,

    W: Big deal.

    M: U know how frivolous I am? I drive a Hummer to the end of my driveway just to get the mail, and thats ALL I use it for!

    W: That aint nothin..

    M: I got 6 stock brokers, 14 doctors, 2 lawyers, 17 accountants and 8 other lawyers to watch the first 2 lawyers, so...

    W: God, get outta my face!

    M: And I got custom made condoms that’s made out of other peoples dicks

    W: WOW, really!?

    M: And SHIT, when Im too tired to get my socks blown, I hire someone else to fuck for me.

    W: Obviously you mistake me for someone who gives a shit.

    M: U know how rich I am, U know how much credit I got? I threw away all my platinum cards, and I got a Uranium card!

    W: aaahhh LOSER!

    M: Bitch. I drive a Rolls Royce pickup truck

    W: Step off buckkie.

    M: I got a penthouse with a helicopter pad on the roof and snipers in the other building to make sure no one steals my helicopter.

    W: Look u played out player, I don’t need you! I GOT a vibrator!

    M: Donald Trump delivers my newspapers in the morning and I don’t even tip him.

    W: Listen motherfucker, if u want some this, ur gonna have to give me some more!

    M: God DAMN, their aint no more! Is there?

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    blown socks?

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    Hahahahaha ... Pomy is into exchanging?

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    我要学古琴阿! 我可以教你英文新闻文体 :) 会弹琴的人练习练习吧.

  • Morten Eriksen

    i want to study hot dance, study driving. what i can teach? i'm not sure, i will try my best

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    晕。大家都没有skill.吃货联盟,这个网站。。。

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    哈哈哈哈,可能是,大部分人的skill,要关上门,才可以交换的吧?

    我要学古琴

    是古琴,还是古筝?有一个女孩,应该是叫 Nikki ,是教古筝的,但,应该是收取学费,不是交换的!

    http://www.weliveinbeijing.com/profile/100175972/nikki

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I possess the skill of properly holding a PlayStation controller when playing arcade-style fighting games.

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    古琴比较文明,很适合我。哦,叮当大家都佩服你的stalking skill.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    哈哈哈哈,只是我的记忆力比较奇怪。。。要是我在 Arizona,可能就麻烦了!谁说古琴比较文明?

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    Mastery of the qin was one of the four arts required of public officials along with chess, calligraphy and brush painting.

    不会用中文写这句话我很不好意思! 55~

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    哈哈哈哈,你说的是“琴棋书画”。。。

    http://baike.baidu.com/view/206289.htm

    在古代,弹琴(多指古琴)、弈棋(多指围棋)、书法、绘画是文人骚客(包括一些名门闺秀)修身所必须掌握的技能,故合称琴棋书画。今常以表示个人的文化素养。

    我相信你不是“文人”,更不可能是“名门闺秀”,那么你就是“骚”客了!

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    大家都来wlib修身修身吧。

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    别忘了挖鼻屎,jz.

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    写字很容易, jz! 你一听我说汉语就大笑!

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    哈哈哈哈,无论是英语,或粤语,或普通话,我说,你们就会笑 :)

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    (续)。。。不笑,就拿出去毙了你!

  • Saint - Spartacus

    i can teach u how to paint sth disgusting i want to learn guitar . since i own a electric guitar and put it in my parents house, i can't touch it anymore .

    我即说不好母语也说不好外语,该怎么办。

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    JZ, is there something you want to tell us?

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    哦,我以为你想公告你的sexual perversion. 不是吗?

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    吃醋,苦,豆腐我都明白。你打什么比喻,JZ?说的是什么成语?

  • Saint - Spartacus

    rap + b-box + breakdance

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