haha, "混吃等死" 算不算skill?
I've been playing guitar for about 15 years, and I'd say I'm pretty darn good at it. I can teach any level. So, any offers?
M: Hey, how u doing baby girl? I noticed you from... across the way, and... I think me and u should get to talking
M: So... If ur not doing nothing later on tonight maybe u can come to my place?
M: Baby girl, u know how much money I got? Opra does my laundry,
W: So what?
M: Michael jordan cuts my grass,
W: Big deal.
M: U know how frivolous I am? I drive a Hummer to the end of my driveway just to get the mail, and thats ALL I use it for!
W: That aint nothin..
M: I got 6 stock brokers, 14 doctors, 2 lawyers, 17 accountants and 8 other lawyers to watch the first 2 lawyers, so...
W: God, get outta my face!
M: And I got custom made condoms that’s made out of other peoples dicks
W: WOW, really!?
M: And SHIT, when Im too tired to get my socks blown, I hire someone else to fuck for me.
W: Obviously you mistake me for someone who gives a shit.
M: U know how rich I am, U know how much credit I got? I threw away all my platinum cards, and I got a Uranium card!
W: aaahhh LOSER!
M: Bitch. I drive a Rolls Royce pickup truck
W: Step off buckkie.
M: I got a penthouse with a helicopter pad on the roof and snipers in the other building to make sure no one steals my helicopter.
W: Look u played out player, I don’t need you! I GOT a vibrator!
M: Donald Trump delivers my newspapers in the morning and I don’t even tip him.
W: Listen motherfucker, if u want some this, ur gonna have to give me some more!
M: God DAMN, their aint no more! Is there?
我要学古琴阿! 我可以教你英文新闻文体 :) 会弹琴的人练习练习吧.
i want to study hot dance, study driving. what i can teach? i'm not sure, i will try my best
是古琴，还是古筝？有一个女孩，应该是叫 Nikki ，是教古筝的，但，应该是收取学费，不是交换的！
I possess the skill of properly holding a PlayStation controller when playing arcade-style fighting games.
Mastery of the qin was one of the four arts required of public officials along with chess, calligraphy and brush painting.
写字很容易, jz! 你一听我说汉语就大笑!
i can teach u how to paint sth disgusting i want to learn guitar . since i own a electric guitar and put it in my parents house, i can't touch it anymore .
JZ, is there something you want to tell us?
哦，我以为你想公告你的sexual perversion. 不是吗？
rap + b-box + breakdance