Discussion » All non BJ languages » Speak out your love on April Fool’s Day, and

  • Lucy Xu
    Lucy Xu wrote:
    <p>How are you going to spend this year’s April Fool’s Day? Racking your brain trying to fool someone? That’s out!</p> <p>Take he/she to Miracle English to participate in the party-“April Fool’s Day, speak out your love! ”. Be brave and speak out your love to he/she, our celebrated foreign teacher from BTV and all the attendance will witness your romance! Those who are single are welcome too. You’ll find surprise if you come!</p> <p>Don’t be a fool on April Fool’s Day, come to our party and win secret gifts!</p> <p>Party time: 14:00 p.m. 1st April Address: C709 SOHO New Town, 88 Jianguo Rd., Chaoyang District Tel: 010-85897271 QQ group : 223953334 </p> <p>Website: http://www.miracle-english.com.cn/ <img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/3/27/536_100020120327183228204450-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p>
  • Father Of Boring

    Yo, Low-Hanging Fruit! Yeah, you!

    Racking your brain trying to fool someone? That’s out!

    ...No...it's not...and I think you're being slightly overambitious trying to reinvent the holiday...

    And your BTV teacher couldn't make it on CCTV, or even manage not to be underemployed at his community access on-camera dancing laowai job.

    And your 蠢 has fucking googly eyes. No one wants to go to a party that needs googly eyes.

    Nice clip-art clowns, too. I really wonder why anyone would want to declare their love around that. Where is the person who takes their romance in clowns and D-list community access celebrities at a money laundering front parading as a "language school"?

    Don’t be a fool on April Fool’s Day, come to our party and win secret gifts!

    "Happy April Fool's, this party actually sucks, you're a fool for coming, and your gift is this insulting reminder of our low estimation of your intelligence and self-esteem for coming to this shit! Gotcha!"

  • Father Of Boring

    april fool's day is my parents' marriage anniversary.....

    Their marriage is a joke?

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    I think this is a very good idea.

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