Yo, Low-Hanging Fruit! Yeah, you!
Racking your brain trying to fool someone? That’s out!
...No...it's not...and I think you're being slightly overambitious trying to reinvent the holiday...
And your BTV teacher couldn't make it on CCTV, or even manage not to be underemployed at his community access on-camera dancing laowai job.
And your 蠢 has fucking googly eyes. No one wants to go to a party that needs googly eyes.
Nice clip-art clowns, too. I really wonder why anyone would want to declare their love around that. Where is the person who takes their romance in clowns and D-list community access celebrities at a money laundering front parading as a "language school"?
Don’t be a fool on April Fool’s Day, come to our party and win secret gifts!
"Happy April Fool's, this party actually sucks, you're a fool for coming, and your gift is this insulting reminder of our low estimation of your intelligence and self-esteem for coming to this shit! Gotcha!"
april fool's day is my parents' marriage anniversary.....
Their marriage is a joke?
I think this is a very good idea.