Discussion » Nonsense » Pete Meme Caption Challenge

  • Skaught
    Skaught wrote:
    <p><img src="http://img.dl.e.weliveinchina.com/_outimages/98617B60A1C9077E2C1D2F46170B5F06/536/WMDEditor/2/2012/3/19/536_100020120319192315118786-2.jpg" alt="alt text" /></p> <p>Super easy to play:</p> <ol> <li>Go to the ready-made template at the <a href="http://memegenerator.net/Pete-Mcbrostein-2"><strong>meme generator site here</strong></a>.</li> <li>Type in a caption for the top and bottom, click the British flag, then click "generate".</li> <li>Save the image to your computer, then post it in this thread.</li> </ol> <p>Feel free to be creative, use a different picture, edit with Photoshop, or even choose other famous WLIB characters.</p> <p>The winner will get to drink a free Tsingtao with the REAL Pete Mcbrostein at his legendary Wudaokou hangout, Helen's!</p>
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I is contribootin'.

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  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Did you just discover this here new-fangled memefacturing contraption?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I think I made an advice ayiela with it a while ago but I never saved the template.

  • Simen Wangberg
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    "HOUSE MUSIC IS TOO REPETETIVE"

    FTFY

  • Simen Wangberg

    Fffffffuuuu I wish I would've thought of that. Go do it.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    We can't all be perfect, can we?

  • 随便叫兽
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Not sure if he could make the distinction, but I'm feeling generous today:

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  • 随便叫兽
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Well. Fuck my butt. It's not in any of my image hosts or on my hard drive. Y'know what? I think I made it in MS Paint at work and didn't even upload it because it was fail.

  • Simen Wangberg
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  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

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  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

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  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    The best part about Pete is he's actually a pretty good sport.

    Word. I'd buy him a real beer if I ran into him at CVS. At least he's authentic.

    Can't say the same of that other wanker, though. Should we feel sorry for the girl "Ayiela" stole that photo from?

  • A豆腐
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Rockstar Mooney wrote:

    Elevating to epic thread status.

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    ffsfds

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  • A豆腐
  • Reply from Mari Vidste is flagged as not relevant.

  • Mari Vidste
    Mari Vidste wrote:

    We're still waiting for the "Skaught the Funny Comedian Dude" link on forcedshittymeme.net, Skaught.

    Any time now, pussy.

  • Simen Wangberg

    STOP GREYING EVERYTHING THIS IS SO DUMB

    AUGH

    OKAY

    Unimpressed Asian Girl has potential, I'll work on this later

  • Mari Vidste
    Mari Vidste wrote:

    Given Skaught's history of ALPHA MALE defensiveness and very MASCULINE hypersensitivity to criticism, I suppose it is quite boring of me to ask him to play fair.

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    I dont think is very difficult find a pic of scott in this website

    Just use search box and write Scott

    and.... boom!!

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  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I resigned from this thread before resigning from this thread was cool.

    resorts to alleging pussydom, grouping himself with Alex F & Ayiela

    Yeah, that's weaksauce @Conan. Calling Scooter a pussy is venturing into Internet Tough Guy territory. Anonymity is sacred, although it is observed to varying degrees. Scooter is a namefag but that doesn't make him a camwhore.

    And anyway, @Scooter, Alex F is Ayiela. The whole point of me going out of my way to sustain last week's trollfest was to get him to say something stupid that he's said with one of his other accounts. Shit, cracker. You thought I was doing that for you?

    @Conan's meme orthodoxy argument has merit, although I will contend that all memes and chanspeak are effectively inside jokes.

  • Mari Vidste
    Mari Vidste wrote:

    Scooter is a namefag but that doesn't make him a camwhore.

    I hardly think posting a picture of yourself on this Facebook-type site qualifies as camwhoring, and let me tell you what weaksauce is. Weaksauce is stepping into a boxing ring facing a bare-faced opponent while wearing a fucking football helmet.

    Alex F is Ayiela? Somebody's bloodhound is smell-retarded.

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    your attempts to troll me into this thread wont work. oops. anyway i got a merit badge for you two buttbrothers in the making but since i have a job/life/hoard of cockhungry mistresses to attend to, i havnt been able to find the time for an adequet response. both of you can hold your breath waiting.

    ps scooter is a pussy - just look at him, scraggled rat faced RL fail that has had to retreat into the webz for comfort. no wonder he doest post a real pic of himself. no wonder he has to start threads with the sole aim of attempting to find lulz in the singling out of individuals. no wonder the forum king is an RL loser; damn shit never would have guessed that one.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    If that's the case, why would she get so butthurt about the picture captions?

    She wouldn't. The actual person that photo belongs to might.

    I thought Alex F's writing was much better than Ayiela's.

    I acknowledge stylistic differences, but they weren't "much" better.

    Maybe someone else cloned her account and the person using that newer picture now is not the original Ayiela.

    Ayiela's userid never changed, as you might have noticed when I bumped that old awful "Cyber Pigs" thread.

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    Hoping to score pussy is less cause for a red face than being too scared to show one's own rat-like visage! ROFLMFAO

  • Mari Vidste
    Mari Vidste wrote:

    Because you're hoping to score pussy.

    Way to make them pay, Scott. Fucking heterosexual assholes trying to score pussy and shit. Fucking dumbasses. Stupid pussy-wanting fucks.

    Way to do it RIGHT, Scott.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I hardly think posting a picture of yourself on this Facebook-type site qualifies as camwhoring

    Allow me some poetic license, but social networking implies the feminization of the Internet. Before photos, there were no girls on the Internet unless they showed tits.

    implying trolling is a boxing match and not a street fight

    Son. I am disappoint.

    Alex F is Ayiela? Somebody's bloodhound is smell-retarded.

    As long as we're talking about cowardice, I put it to Alex this way: he could search the forums and provide evidence for how "well known" Scooter's "cowardice" is by confirming that it has been said by someone other than Archbishop, Alex F, another Alex, Ayiela, Nicole Webber (all of whom just happen to be from the UK).

    I think it's pretty fucking pathetic that I have such an acute recall of these various lusers, but that's why I'm the fucking game warden around these parts. Or the troll whisperer. Whatever.

    spit

    He had nothing to lose and everything to gain, as I promised I'd hang up my spurs for a month if he could prove that it wasn't a patently obvious attempt at astroturfing. He didn't. That pretty much confirmed my convictions. Whether you believe it or not, it doesn't matter. What matters is I believe it.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Where do we proceed from here? Advice Animals belong in the memetic refuse pile with Demotivators. I'd say rage comics, but I have yet to produce a good one.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Allow me some poetic license, but social networking implies the feminization of the Internet. Before photos, there were no girls on the Internet unless they showed tits.

    Fuck. That came out wrong. I meant that before profile photo galleries, there were no girls on the Internet unless they showed tits in a camwhore thread.

    Meh.

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    @凸ಠ_ರೃ凸 (随便叫兽)

    He had nothing to lose and everything to gain, as I promised I'd hang up my spurs for a month if he could prove that it wasn't a patently obvious attempt at astroturfing.

    no fuckball. i had everything to lose and nothing to gain by wasting my time trying to win an internet debate (special olympics) when I could have been scoring said pussy on the weekend and in my freetime, please refer to my:job/life/hoard of cockhungry mistresses

    LOL you guys are so wrapped up in yourselves you think i would actually give up an RL joy for a internet lulz. u all done LOST THE PLOT.

    ps. perhaps those from the uk are just better at sniffing out BS and calling a coward a coward. and I found out because one of you losers bumped an old thread. i read it and it talked all about how scott was beaten up n hid behind a girl in a taxi etc. Even had him moaning about how the cops did nothing, just sipping tea (even though he defends china in the webz forumz) OK lol i added that last part.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    implying unfunny 2-page replies are not indicative of an attempt to win, and fail

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    @凸ಠ_ರೃ凸 (随便叫兽) too late for comebacks. I dont know how you could possibly look more imbecilic... unless of course you werent such a pussy as to hold back on ur mugshot.

    suspects another rodentine visage

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    implying I don't have photos uploaded and ripe for ridicule

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    Reposted from Conan's (successful) caption thread.

    Far be it from me to defend Scooter, but he is producing Original Content.

    If you think it sucks, produce something better.

    Aspire to be something better than a pale imitation of a troll, like samefag Alex.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    It's a radish in an apparently vaginal configuration.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    It's the bloodied and well-fucked orifice leading to his brain.

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  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    You kind of ruined it by editing the cuntquotes in afterward, though.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Eduardo,

    It would only seem to be an issue of considerable contention if you listen to what "Alex" moans about at night when he is seeking a sleeping position that does not aggravate the tattered remains of his lower G.I.

    But really. What have I done to earn your animosity, sir? Besides that your buddy doesn't like me. I don't troll someone until they've done something demonstrably retarded, and your ableist remark about autism isn't quite enough to provoke me.

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    the most satisfying lulz of the day

    no - it was definately you being exposed as a half rat half douch experiment gone horribly wrong. would expect no more from a china lab though.

    second best lolz of the day is dando exposed as a sad little weirdy beardy elf like creature. no wonder you guys live in here.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahahahaha ... and I had tried very hard not to laugh out loud ...

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    elicits three exclamation marks, whimpers and claims that he isnt good enough at insulting - from supposedly unmovable (but now quivering, like the whiskers on a rat) troll

    wins (again)

    reminds butthurt rat that he is still a rat.

    glances at beardy weirdy crying in the corner. smirks. shakes head. walks out.

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    Clearly, you're already an expert at choosing attractive profile pictures for dudes

    said the homosexual ratman too timid to post his own jarring mug online. Ill offer you an appointment for consultation scott, but I cant perform miracles. supply me with enough pictures and the worlds finest photo editing software and I may be able to come up with something that doesnt make you look like you just crawled out of a sewer bleeding from of all your hurtn warfarin riddled orifices. but remember, no promises... im not a miracle worker...you cant put a price on art...you cant polish a turd..etc

    homosexual rat man...lol (feels an actually funny meme coming on)

    looks over shoulder just before reaching the swing doors, nothing left there but scotts broken ass. keeps on walking.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Eduardo,

    Oh? That's it? You're just going to show up at your bro's beck and call, deliver the insult you spent all night thinking of, and disappear before you tell me Y U MAD?

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    BTW, why would a Brazilian have had previously Anglisized his name as "Edward?" Sumpin' ain't right about you, boy.

    @Alex,

    dando exposed as a sad little weirdy beardy elf like creature

    Exposed? That was a repost, son. And where did you get "weirdy beardy?" Did you just revert to Ayiela's infantile speech patterns? BTW, you flatter me with your error: elves don't have beards and are considerably taller and fairer than I.

    I think you meant dwarves, which happen to be my least favored humanoid race in Middle Earth, and one that I might actually take exception for being compared to.

    Elves, however, are the androgynous hedonist-sophisticates I've always dreamed of being yet lack the social skills to pass off.

    Do you need a template for image captioning? Because I'll lay in bed and take pictures of myself all fucking night if you're truly concerned that I don't have enough photos in my gallery for you.

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  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    Flattered to have his very own (but no doubt, very short lived) meme.

    Disappointed OP has had to resort to quite serious (but generic) allegations, EVEN after OP made such a big deal about generic insults (OP unintentionally does his weaksauce hypocrit impression AGAIN).

    wonders how OP knows the age of consent, wonders if his asertion is correct

    stops wondering, acknowledges that OP is friends with Dando and Uncle DD.

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    lolz, puffs J, thanks god he's not scott.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    OP is friends with Dando and Uncle DD.

    For someone who resorts to sockpuppetry, I suppose it's only natural that when several people agree that you're a fucking moron, then they must also be either 1) samefags like you, or 2) part of a nefarious cabal.

    I got little love for Scooter but I'm slowly warming up to the guy because he's at least got the stones to serve himself up for our collective amusement, whether it be in the forums or on stage. He's not always funny but at least he's real, even if he's softcore Anonymous.

    You? You're a three dollar bill.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    Hahahahaha ... this thread was fun until Alex the negative showed up ... what does that tell you?

    Alex or whoever ... as the saying goes, if you cannot take the heat ... we are here to have fun at another person's expense, and even when your long-lost evil twin called me a backstbber, I found it amusingly funny ... so ... have a piss at it ... and chill ...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I can't imagine how you cope with the suspicion that someone might be fooling you around whenever a stranger PMs you or pisses you in the forum.

    That's funny. I can't imagine someone pissing me off in the forum.

    But really, Tara, what's your stake in this? I'm just curious.

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    @ಠ_ರೃ Weird Beardly (随便叫兽) FFS ITS BEARDY WEIRDY GET IT RIGHT YOU POISEN GNOME!

    1) samefags like you, or 2) part of a nefarious cabal.

    Where is the pic of you with your tinfoil hat?

    Im slowly warming up to the guy because

    youre closeted.

    he's at least got the stones to

    live in this forum

    He's not always funny but at least he's real

    like STDs...? no wait they're always funny...

    even if he's softcore Anonymous.

    and hardcore RL fail.

    You? You're a three dollar bill.

    Not sure what you mean but if youre implying im a sock puppet, that my picture isnt me...or.....something else about a cabal with the other members you mentioned......nope. I know none of those names you reeled off earlier.

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    @Kyle Lol SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    OP is friends with Dando and Uncle DD.

    For someone who resorts to sockpuppetry, I suppose it's only natural that when several people agree that you're a fucking moron, then they must also be either 1) samefags like you, or 2) part of a nefarious cabal.

    Where is the pic of you with your tinfoil hat?

    I liked that tin-foil hat line much better last week when I used it to describe your conspiranoid theories about the Dando Clique, tough guy. What I said is that it's typical for you to presume that every dick in the massive bukkake bludgeoning you receive when you come here must be part of a gigantic tentacle rape beast rather than a bunch of mutually-maligned 'n' misanthropic miscreants amused by the ease with which you become bum-bruised.

    @Scooter,

    It must even go over your head sometimes. Oh God, no one can get it. [note self-intended sarcasm]

    I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING MISUNDERSTOOD

    LET'S HUG AND FORM A CLUB

    ANONYMOUS ANONYMOUS

    "We never forget" or something like that, isn't that what those guys say?

    No. That's cancer.

    Oldfags know: "Anonymous does not forgive." The "We do not forget" shit was added by moralfags during the Scientology raids, not unlike "Under God" was added to the American Pledge of Allegiance to fight the Communists.

    In fact, for Anonymous, much like Its totem kittehz who lose interest with the expensive laser pointer's dot only to chase around the plastic ring of a milk container instead, collective forgetfulness is really the closest thing to a conscience that Anonymous has. Otherwise raids and DDoSes would never end.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Indeed, Kyle. So not cool. She'd need to 加 at least one more 油 before I could take a turn.

    I'm off for the night. Have fun, kids.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... so everyone is now pissing at everyone?

  • Simen Wangberg

    Yeah you guys are pooping up all these threads. Cut it out.

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  • Mari Vidste
    Mari Vidste wrote:

    Yeah you guys are pooping up all these threads. Cut it out.

    I will take all the seafoam shame for this as I derailed this failtrain with a single post you probably didn't see as it the only post which, in a stroke of beautiful irony, was flagged as irrelevant.

    I'm sorry you didn't get to view more meme generations on the theme of how funny it is that Pete likes Wudaokou.

    "Meme"

    In its original form this term represented a somewhat useful concept. But as it is used on the internet today, a meme is just a joke or a template for a joke, onto which different variations of the joke are performed. Calling them memes is an attempt to intellectualize and academize internet culture. They're just jokes.

    And some are funny.

    One on 4chan that I especially love is the Favorite Movie Quotes joke. Someone will start a thread saying "Post your favorite movie quotes!" and if you've never seen this before you think, 'oh yeah, I can quote that awesome line from The Big Lebowski.' And then you see this:

    alt text And you're all like 'hey man, that's not what he s-... Oh.' And you don't laugh. But as you see more of them the humor of it begins to build in your brain until in my case you see this one:

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    And you start laughing hysterically. I've made a bunch of these. You quote the movie as if you're that person at a party trying to add to the conversation but you don't actually know the movie very well and you (hopefully humorously) botch it up.

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    I find this very amusing. I guess I'm still 12.

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  • Mari Vidste
    Mari Vidste wrote:

    Please don't take my maranalysis of the word meme personally, Scott. I'm speaking generally. alt text

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Eduardo

    ur stupid bcuz u call ppl stupid

    and ur beard is ugly

    u cunt

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  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... Conan ... which movie did the John Goodman image come from?

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    which movie did the John Goodman image come from?

    @DD, http://www.funshion.com/subject/87879/

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  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... but Mooney told me it is 'Roseanne got curves' ?? I will check ... thanks ...

  • A豆腐
  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:

    Wow this thread is quite the mindfuck, but

    "Time for a bit of the old ultra-aggression,"

    "I ate one of her organs with some liver beans and wine."

    Yes, yes, and yes.

  • Simen Wangberg

    Those movie quotes ones is good. Bible verse tattoo in Buzzkill pic producing ULTRA BONERZ

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... thanks 豆腐 :)

  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:

    "But you were only supposed to remove the doors"

    I can't do pics but think Michael Caine, looking angsty...

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... I need some diversion to help with my digestion ... and I hope I spelt "ponies" right ...

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  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Hitler

    Invoking Godwin!

  • Mari Vidste
    Mari Vidste wrote:

    Yes, Scott was invoking "Hitler's Law", that in any period of time there will be an asshole like Mike Godwin who will formulate a "law" that perfectly predicts shit-tier human behavior.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    That is exactly what a cryptofascist would say.

  • Mari Vidste
    Mari Vidste wrote:

    Alternatively he was driven to such rhetorical excess cause HE MAD I threw all his toys out of his stroller.

    But I didn't do that.

    I expressed my own opinion on the comedic value of a joke and later offered a brief informational interlude which required picture accompaniment. Now I'm the mastermind of large Jew massacre and an oinking E-pig!

    Golly.

  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:

    I actually know the guy from the Buzzkill pic...

  • Mari Vidste
    Mari Vidste wrote:

    Oh boy. Hey Dando get in here. What's another synonym for 'butthurt'? I need to reply to Scott again.

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    I think this thread may have jumped the shark.

    Though I could be wrong about that...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I think that would be an acute case of assvenger's syndrome, @Conan.

    @Pomeh, True oldfags should recognize Advice Dog as the origin of this meme and note that this thread was doomed even before Epic Fail Guy Moonrocks declared it an "epic thread."

    Now let's look at @Lao Lee's "contribution." For one thing, we behold a massive watermark advertising whatever shitty website might have one time hosted this pic, which borrows some of the emotional mediaglyphics of "rage comics" popularized on 4chan and reddit, where they were probably produced and not watermarked, because who in the actual fuck wants to take credit for this shit? This particular watermark is even worse than those ugly half-inch thick motherfuckers stamped on anything hosted by 9gag.com.

    They're plagiarizing Anonymous. And Anonymous does not forgive--early forum raids by *channers were carried out in the name of Ebaumsworld for this sort of trespass.

    Second photo: no me gusta; ur doin' it rong. Me gusta is a rage face used to indicate that one is awkwardly partaking in a guilty pleasure. It's not just an "uglyface" as it is used here.

    I'm mostly in agreement with the Lulz Nazi @Conan in that most of you assholes are completely fucking illiterate when it comes to Internet memes, but I rather like the opportunities to indulge in pedantically correcting you on meme orthodoxy.

    So keep serving up that fail, shitbirds. Your reeducation through the hard labor begins now. Lurk more.

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    are completely fucking illiterate when it comes to Internet memes

    delivered as a slight.....recieved as a compliment.

    but I rather like the opportunities to indulge in pedantically correcting you on meme orthodoxy.

    in the true spirit of an RL fail.

    what amuses me most about memes is their constant need for self referencing...because nothing other then a meme ever refereces a meme. they are like self replicating turds without the redeeming feature of acting as good fertilizer - considered amusing only by those under the age of 12 or with a sub par intellectual quota.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    what amuses me most about humans is their constant need for reproduction...because nothing other then a human ever produces a human. they are like self replicating turds without the redeeming feature of acting as good fertilizer - considered amusing only by those lacking FTL travel

  • Alex ^∞
    Alex ^∞ wrote:

    a responce as weak as the cretin that penned it, and factually inaccurate - humans and their wasteproducts can be used as perfectly good fertilizer.

  • Simen Wangberg

    "I'm mostly in agreement with the Lulz Nazi @Conan in that most of you assholes are completely fucking illiterate when it comes to Internet memes, but I rather like the opportunities to indulge in pedantically correcting you on meme orthodoxy."

    What if I know what they originally refer to but I don't care? I don't remember if any of mine are "right" but I refuse to scroll up or browse to knowyourmeme to find out cos I remember they were funny and I DO NOT GAF BITCHEEEEZE

    Also someone needs to roll over to Findley's desperation thread and make a template out of his flailing weanir.

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    That 'orrible thing's not still hanging around is it?

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    Oh Christ, it is and all.

    Someone should chop that off and throw it into Houhai.

  • Simen Wangberg

    mrrrrraaaahhhhhh

  • 随便叫兽

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