If the Open-Mic Night at Paddy O'Shea's is just not enough for you, we have got even more Comedy for you...

Comedy Club China presents

TURN ON, TUN IN, our biggest ever show!

A full evening-of Stand-up Comedy, Showcasing 7 of Beijings Finest Comics!

100% New Material, Extended Happy Hour, and as with all Comedy Club China events, free entry...

Friday 24th February @ Tun Bar, Saniltun

www.comedyclubchina.com

If 'Tom Cruise' didn't like the show, I think it can probably be taken as a back-handed compliment.

Why don't go to the open-mic on Thursday and show everyone hw it is done, Cruise? You will certainly get some laughs

Are there 20% more Jews this time?

i will see how the open mic go fisrt

On a side note, I would just like to say that the Open-Mic night and the shows are 2 different things. The open-mic night is anybody in the bar, where as the show is a planned and organised evening.

Not sure they should be judge by the same standards :)

For people that our coming to this, there is a chance for you to win alcohol for you and a friend all night, with out our Caption Competition

How can everyone be sure that you won't just give the free alcohol to me?

Don't worry Peter, I'll see you good. If you come, there is at leatst a pint of lager in it for you...

\o/

It's free entry Ladybirds. I'm thinking of getting a couple of lapdancers in for the interval... are you free?

Table dancing at the screenwriters event, lap dancing at comedy night...

Is there anything you won't do? :0

Might check this one out,my friends say i am a walking joke.so you should get a laugh as soon as i walk through the door or into it depending on the amount of drink before hand.

Great Mark, hope you can come down. It shoud be a right laugh (see what I did there)...

Did I win the caption contest?

Is this what we're doing?

hmm...not sure about this time tho...good lucking tho....

Guys, just to let you know, there is a huge sign above Tun Bar that says ABSOLUTE. I don't know why but if you get to the place called Absolute, well, that is Tun Bar...

I appreciate they ought to change the sign.

But did I win the caption contest?

Who needs to go to this place for comedy?[br] You can stand any place around in Beijing and watch the 1. Fashion shows 2. Great Driving skill displays 3. World's cleanest Bathroom awards 4. Hygiene Grammys 5. Graft Incentives

Yes folks, you too can have a night of comedy just by looking out your windows.

Don't forget to bring your toothpicks.

Who needs to go to this place for comedy?

Yes, Martian, both this and bathrooms provide equal lulz and an equal entrace fee (unless it's one of those BS place that charges 5 mao), so I too may just hang out in a public restroom and chuckle to myself rather than go to an actual show.

Mr. Pavoir, I just wanted to let you know that I'm holding you to the "100% New Material" promise. If I see a single re-used joke, I will sue your ladyboy-fucking ass.

I'm also holding you to 100% new material. I remember everything.

And did I win the caption contest?

I'm also holding you to 100% new material.

Fuck, busted. I found 2 jokes that actually made people laugh, so I'm just planning on repeating them over and over for 30 minutes.

The Caption Competition closes at midnight tonight. Last chance to enter and get free booze for you and a friend at the event tomorrow!

Who won the competition? I want to know now.

Well Skaught, you are one of the judges. Could you email me your favoured one please?

Did I win?

If the prize doesn't come with the use of a spotlight, then forget it!

I'm sorry, I'm going to abstain from voting in protest of this mockery of my favorite genre of erotica, female wrestling.

I won, didn't I?

(And yet, I paid for every drink I ordered.)

Female wrestling? Those were chicks?