I want Pete to do a routine actually...
Hahahahaha ... with his phone?
Can Pete and Scott have a COMEDY-OFF?
To be honest Scott, I expected more from your performance at Fubar, although you sounded kind of drunk, so whatever.
On a side note there is an open-mic night at Tushuguan 98 in Gulou this evening 8pm. I'm going scouting for talent (every which way)....
If anyone fancies trying there hand at a bit of stand-up perhaps tonight is the night.
Yeah, earlier notice next time! I would show up for this so hard if I hadn't already made plans involving a plane.
Comedy night? sounds fun! I am in!! btw how do i get there? all I know in Wudaoko is Propaganda as far as I can remember ^^
"Hopefully they have 燕京／青岛 on tap."
Sorry Pete, but Lush is the ONLY bar in Beijing that does not serve at least one of those beers. They don't have chopsticks there, either. OH FUCK
I'm on board, I just put off my other program to attend this comedy night
"One disappointed customer. Four billion to go. I promise to be even more disappointing this time. I'm thinking of just reading old fortune cookie messages, so we'll see how that goes over."
You should've gone off on the self-immolation bit. Actually the crowd was kinda "eh" about everything, it seemed. I wasn't drunk enough to get rowdy by the time you came on, otherwise it could've been amazing. I'm gonna heckle the shit out of you if anyone can convince me to go all the way to w00t-daokou.
u guys will do something different this time or the same with the other night in fubar?
I'm goin'. I'll stay long enough to write something this time, too.
Awesome guys, great that there is interest.
The show will be pretty similar to the Fubar one, hence doing it on the opposite side of Beijing.
Skaught is my song and dance man who I just use to abuse the audience.
Cheng- talk to me, we can never have enough racism in our shows.
Mcbro, this time you can be in the audience. Next time I want a full 10 minute routine about you nailing hos, watching ping-pong shows, and generally bossing WudaoKou.....
Can't find a piano, what about a tambourine?
i really wish i could be there carlos, and laugh enthusiastically on regular intervals because you are so funny ! x
Can you post the address here? I dont know where Lush is.
If it were not that great as "promised", can you do whatever the audience demand:P.
Keera my darling, you are too kind.
Mengmeng, the address is:
Wudaokou 五道口 2/F, Bldg 1, Huaqing Jiayuan, Chengfu Lu (across from the Wudaokou light-rail station), Haidian District 海淀区成府路华清嘉园1号楼2层（五道口城铁站对面）
And of course, if it not as great as promised the comedians will do as you command. Skaught, in particular, will do anything.
Also recently watch you step around these parts, there is a serial pooper in the midst, who ever this person is he/she takes huge dumps on the sidewalk. Also there is frozen puke as well from people eating 麻辣汤 and sensations booze.
Same thing around Gongti. Right around Fubar. Where they also host a comedy night.
C'mon guys, the mystery poop/frozen puke thing is getting a little old. I don't even know how you people can crap and puke that much. With all that digesting, you're just begging for acid reflux. Or are you paying people to do this for you? I mean, it's not funny anymore, but I'm still fascinated by how you actually manage. I mean, if you're paying, how do you recruit? What about quality control? How do you give the vomit that acrid alcoholic tinge that I can smell EVEN THOUGH IT'S FROZEN? And I don't really see it supplanting the income you'd make from a day job, y'know?
I've told you all before, there is no way I'm doing a Comedy Night with out a hefty dose of frozen shit and puke in the vicinity- it's the way we roll. Deal with it...
Do you do ANYTHING without a hefty dose of frozen shit and puke in the vicinity?
What's going to happen when it gets warm out?
No offense intended to any parties targeted, it's just...I kinda can't help it.
What's going to happen when it gets warm out?
Why do you think they invented coolers and ice cream trucks?
i used to have lots of pictures on my phone to prove to disbelievers of the very real threat to shoes in the area.
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many still refuse to except the fact its human shit, only humans shit in such a manner that it looks like softserve chocolate ice cream.
I've been watching shit for all my life. I know shit from shit. I've seen every kinda shit you can imagine, I've even tasted some of it. Bear shit, fossilized shit, diseased shit, bird shit, all kinds of shit. I've measured shit trajectories and fall patterns, I've traced the anthropological consequences of shit down through the ages. I can smell a man's shit and tell you where he was born, how many kids he has, and where his wife works. I know shit, and only a human can shit like that.
I did a little investigation on the matter, recording evidence and profiling suspects in the community.
In fact, it's all I do, and I do it well. Flush, Wudaokou, because I'll be watching.
Anyway, there is an event created for people who are coming on Thurs
As you can see, all the hip kids are going to there (all six of them)...
Is the chap who spoke about starving children and breast cancer going be there this time?
errr, ask Skaught about that....
Scott, your MySpace fanclub said you're gonna pack a sweet jumpsuit.
Dammit McBro, we need you there...
It is a work in progress but we have finally got up our website:
Even with a pic of Skaught in full peformance mode...
Thanks to everyone that came last night, great show.
Skaught, I have some awesome video of you on the piano, will have to get the footage to you somehow...
We are doing another event in Sanlitun at the end of Feb (100% brand new material). I will post full details in the next few days; we're thinking of getting a stripper in to add to the events, already louche, charm. Any volunteers?
We also are arranging a few open-mic nights in Sanlitun for those who want to try their hand at a bit of stand-up....
Oh and we created a group at last
Feel free to join
Right, I'm off to the pub.
Yeah, think Dando is gonna do it, but he is being a real bitch about the money
Good call, know he will go for it...