Discussion » Employment Opportunities » Selling my profile

  • Me In Beijing 2.0
    Me In Beijing 2.0 wrote:

    My new year's resolution is not to waste time on this website, but as a self respecting Jew I need to make some profit on the way, therefore I decided to sell my profile to the highest bidder.

    Not only that you will get all of my friends (some of them are really HOT) moreover you will have unlimited access to my inbox. There are several hundreds of correspondences there (some are very private) and QQ numbers of very popular girls. I promise to clean all the spam messages and pending event requests before you move in.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    Hahahahaha ... FMB... you typed too many words ...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    moreover you will have unlimited access to my inbox.

    alt text

  • WeLiveInBeijingRess

    how much cut can i get if i leave my QQ in ur inbox??? i am very popular :D

  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:

    this guys is cool, he emails chicks the following message:

    I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

    I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

    Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

    I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

    I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

    I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:

    How hip is that! He's well travelled too.

    I bid 5 RMB...

  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:

    I doubt this guy is a Limey..

    I'll take it up to 11 though...

    (obviously nobody bid 75)

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    (continued) ... uffy ... dear, Jew or not, he is not worth your time ... that is unless you have dated him already, and found that he was a total waste of time, oxygen, food, water, etc ...

    11 is 1 louder, isn't it.

    Hahahahaha ... Skaught ... why dont you make ten louder?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Hahahahaha ... Skaught ... why dont you make ten louder?

    ಠ_ಠ

    ...

    Yesterday I Iearned the IMDB ratings for This Is Spinal Tap go up to 11.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    ...

    (continued) ... Julie ... your "Pretty please“ is very sexy ... Carlos, make her say it again ...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    萌ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    foreskins are accepted as payment?

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    2角(脚),不用谢~~~

  • WeLiveInBeijingRess

    Godfather

    (3) Bad Ass is on a holiday now,i am available, ask my QQ, i am better-looking and more fun

Please login to post a reply to this thread.

WeLiveInBeijing

WeLiveInBeijing.com is a social community for people living in or traveling to Beijing.

Powered by: Bloc