Discussion » Nonsense » A couple wants a party with another couple tonight

  • A Couple
    A Couple wrote:
    <p>We are a couple, want a party with a couple just for fun. She is 23, a tall girl, DD free, cute and active. He is 27years, well shaped and DD free. </p> <p>Drop us a line. We are REAL</p>
  • Ajantha Manohar

    u should contact Pete McBrostein, he could be interested, but only wudaokou and its surroundings

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Hahahahaha ... you (two) would probably need someone with enough maturity ... where is Jane?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    tits or gtfo

  • Silje Linnerud

    uhhuh, so basically OP is a bi? Well, just curious, how can a person be a couple?

  • Silje Linnerud

    Dingdang free? haha alright. it's bad. I know.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    OP is a bi

    "Bisexual" being an adjective, it seems more like you're calling the OP a cunt.

    how can a person be a couple?

    It would appear as though the better half of the pair is doing recruitment on behalf of both.

    I can see from your writing ("cup of tea") that at least one of you is Chinese

    How the fuck is that Chinese? That idiom's so common in Real America that I mal-aproppriated it: "not my bag of tea," well before paleoconservatives were mailing sacks of Lipton to legislators, at that.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    D&D was never free, but it's a helluva lot cheaper than CCGs or wargaming.

  • Silje Linnerud

    calm down, Uffy. Skaught didn't say alcohol free or SM free, right?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    If DD free means no pot, it ought to mean no booze.

    S&M props and accessories can be rather costly, not unlike wargaming. Or a drug habit.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    It learns! The spammer is copying the profiles of newer users.

  • Silje Linnerud

    See, OP, you chose the wrong place to post this shit. You should have just posted it on thebeijinger.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    While that's essentially correct, my understanding is that in the original usage of "DD free" in newspaper classified ads, it meant all recreational drugs, which is fucked. Besides, what does pornographic protocol have to do with swinging, besides penis-in-vagina?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Actually, craigslist would be the proper vehicle, but it's full of whorespam.

  • Silje Linnerud

    huh? NO SHIT? beijinger got that censorship crap, too? from when? I read some similar stuff before in there. Oh well, censorship can only enhance people's horniness, I guess.

  • kö
    wrote:

    尼玛我敢打赌:那对儿couple男的绝对是黑人,女的是中国人的可能性很大。。。sigh

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    @Skaught, be careful, are u challenging Dogter editor? Be awaiting a ten page lecture very soon

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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    Be awaiting a ten page lecture very soon

    Hahahahaha ... and you call yourself a Priest?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Dude, come on. What native English speakers still use "cup of tea" besides grandmothers?

    My grandmother, from whom I probably lifted the phrase, exemplifies Real America in a way you could not understand, @Scooter. She worked in a salt mine and could have been a plaintiff in the first class-action sexual harassment lawsuit if she didn't think litigation was for pansies.

    I think she could kick your ass.

    Yes, it's old, which is why

    I mal-aproppriated it: "not my bag of tea,"

    I'm wounded that you fail to appreciate the lulziness of this not-so-subtle reference to oral-scrotal contact, particularly considering our shared disdain of Tea Partiers.

    This is why we can't have nice things.

  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

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  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Skaught,

    Milhouse is not a meme

    Sure thing brah.

    Anyway, since Occupy started, Tea Party's been dead.

    They're busy hating all their candidates.

    I'm expecting more backlash than anything else.

    the occupying will start again come spring

    I should hope not, if you mean just occupying parks--it's not so impressive in nice weather. Occupying ports (with cooperation from dockworkers' unions), or exploiting squatters' rights laws? That'd be something.

  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:

    For clarification: Every motherfucker in the UK uses 'cup of tea,' regardless of age.

    Oh and the OP's party was lame as, totally vanilla, not so much as a commercial sex-toy in sight and the dude was not 'well shaped'.

  • Ajantha Manohar

    Are you in or out?

    Come on Skaught!! Don´t be pussy!! Don't take a step back NOW!!

    respect the cock tame the cunt!!

  • Ajantha Manohar

    So, what happened at the end? Is Skaught a pussytease or not?

  • Ajantha Manohar

    Poor woman! Shame on you for let her horny and without her extra sausage...

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