Discussion » Dating & Romance » Does Size Matter To Women?

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:
    <p><em>Long time without a dick size thread, isn´t it? Here you can read the confessions of a 27cm guy :P</em> BTW, He is looking for gf....</p> <p><a href="http://www.loveitmagazine.co.uk/real_life_article.php?id=75">link text</a></p> <p>Daniel Martin, 22, Sittingbourne, Kent</p> <p>He’s gorgeous, but when Daniel pulls off his trousers, women run a mile – and no, it’s not down to anything he’s lacking… </p> <p>She was a real stunner with beautiful dark brown locks, which looked even lovelier fanned out all over my fresh bedsheets. </p> <p>It was our fourth date and, after dinner at an Italian, Zoe had come back to my four-bed semi in Sittingbourne, Kent.</p> <p>‘For a coffee,’ she’d said. </p> <p>For sex she meant. I couldn’t get my jeans off quickly enough.</p> <p>I pulled at my belt, as she undid her bra. My eyes lit up at the sight of her bouncy naked chest. Then as she lay on the bed, looking at me eagerly, I stepped out of my jeans and slid my blue boxers down my thighs.</p> <p>Her eyes went wide. ‘Oh. My. God,’ she gasped. </p> <p>She’d spotted my penis, all 11 inches of it, and sat up, flustered.</p> <p>Then she started putting her bra back on. ‘I’m sorry, Danny, I can’t do this,’ she told me. She finished getting dressed and left. End of budding romance.</p> <p>Only, that wasn’t the first time it had happened. I’m living proof that size matters – and it seems my size puts you women off. </p> <p>You want a big boy, but not one as big as me. What I’ve got is both a blessing and a curse. Growing up, I didn’t realise the significance of it. I was a shy lad and always wanted to shield myself in the showers at school. </p> <p>I was an only child, too, with no brothers to compare myself with. Mum was bringing me up alone so I didn’t even have a dad to talk to about these things.</p> <p>What I knew about sex, I’d picked up in the playground.</p> <p>When I was 13, one of my mates announced the average willy was between five and six inches. ‘What’s yours, Danny?’ he said. ‘Err, yeah, five,’ I bluffed. I wanted to fit in and didn’t actually know how big I was. So later, in the privacy of my room, I got the ruler out of my pencil case and measured myself. I felt relieved to find I wasn’t far off normal. I didn’t realise my mate had meant the average for an aroused penis. Mine was around that size, soft. </p> <p>Show and tell</p> <p>Not long after, I was hanging around with friends in the woods near my home when I found a porn mag under some leaves. </p> <p>We had a quick peek and a big laugh and, by the law of finders keepers, I got to take it home. </p> <p>It was dog-eared, but it was still a top find. I hid it in a puzzle box above my wardrobe and got it out whenever I was alone. </p> <p>The pictures reassured me I was perfectly normal in the willy department. I didn’t know the men in those mags were extra-large. </p> <p>Content with my lot, I started to gain more confidence. And at 14, I met Sarah on my paper round and asked her out. </p> <p>She was two years older than me and when we talked about sex, she told me: ‘I’ve been with guys before.’ I was still a virgin, but didn’t want to let on.</p> <p>One night when Mum was out, she came over to mine and, in my bedroom, we kissed for a while and then awkwardly got naked. </p> <p>We started to have sex and Sarah was gasping and pulling faces. I thought it meant she was enjoying herself. I didn’t realise </p> <p>I was hurting her.</p> <p>There was never a repeat performance. I found out later Sarah had lied and it had been her first time, too. I was crushed she didn’t want to see me again.</p> <p>I didn’t have sex again until two years later. And once I was back in the saddle, a few girls did comment on how big I was. But I thought they were only flirting.</p> <p>It was on a lads’ holiday to Germany for the World Cup in 2006 when I finally twigged </p> <p>I was different to most men.</p> <p>By then, I had a girlfriend and though we’d been going out for a few months, she’d never really mentioned my penis size.</p> <p>I’d had a few too many beers and went to spend a penny with my mate Paul. We went against a fence, and he finished first.</p> <p>By the time I rejoined the lads, they were laughing and chanting: ‘Get it out,’ pointing at my groin.</p> <p>I refused, but they all dropped their own pants and lined up with their crown jewels flapping in the wind. </p> <p>Chuckling, I couldn’t help noticing how small they were. Or rather, how much bigger I was. Mine was at least twice the size. </p> <p>Finally, I dropped my jeans and they cheered.</p> <p>‘You could make a fortune with that,’ Paul said. ‘You want to get into porn, mate.’</p> <p>I laughed my way through the rest of the holiday banter, half-proud, half-cringing. </p> <p>When I got home, I thought about it more seriously. </p> <p>I had a job as a labourer and it was hard, dirty work for bad pay. Porn seemed pretty glamorous by comparison. ‘Where’s the harm in looking into it?’ I thought. So I emailed some companies, whose details I found online. I didn’t tell anyone, not even my girlfriend. </p> <p>A big discovery</p> <p>The companies got back to me asking for pictures and my ‘big lad’ stats. So I took some snaps and got the ruler out again, measuring my erect state this time. I was shocked to find it was just over 11 inches. </p> <p>Then just a few months later, I was called to audition at a porn shoot in London. </p> <p>I felt like a bit of a plonker pleasuring myself in front of the camera. But when I was handed £350 in cash at the end of it, I was very pleased with myself. </p> <p>So pleased that after a few more porn films, I jacked in my day job and really went for it.</p> <p>That was two years ago. I now make up to £1,000 for every film I do. A lot of them are shown on an adult channel, so I feel kind of famous. You could say I’m cock-a-hoop – pardon the pun.</p> <p>But though I may be rolling in cash, I can’t seem to find the other thing I really want – a loving relationship. Ever since my girlfriend and I split, not long after I got into the porn industry, I’ve had a series of one-night stands. The girls I meet through work, my fellow porn stars, are usually just after a bit of fun. </p> <p>And other girls seem to fall into two categories – those who take one look at my bits and run, scared I might hurt them, and the ones who sleep with me for the experience, but never come back for seconds. </p> <p>It really gets me down. Being well-endowed is supposed to attract females not repel them.</p> <p>My mates are always saying to me: ‘You’re so lucky.’ Having sex with women for money is just about as good as they can imagine it gets.</p> <p>But I find myself envying their normal relationships with women, it seems so easy for them. My supersize manhood excludes me from all that.</p> <p>So I’ve got a top-of-the-range motorbike and more designer clothes than I can count, but no partner to share my life with. </p> <p>My meat and two veg is my best friend and my worst enemy all at the same time. </p> <p>I get paid a fortune for having sex on screen, but at the end of the day, I go home by myself. It’s pretty lonely. My snake won’t bite</p> <p>I want to fall in love and settle down. I’d like to put my ‘gift’ to good use by making babies. But first, I have to think of a way to reassure women I’ll be gentle and won’t hurt them.</p> <p>I’m not stupid, I know my job puts women off, too. But my massive penis is such a handicap, I’m just glad I’ve found a way to use it to make myself some money.</p> <p>What women don’t realise is I’m saving most of the cash I earn for a nice family home. </p> <p>I may have a great big penis, but I’ve got a huge heart, too. So ladies, there’s just one thing I want to ask: surely one of you is big enough to take me on?</p>
  • WeLiveInBeijingRess

    errr, u gotta warn ppl a bit, this is gross, i almost spit on the spammer's comments, yuck

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Fucking whiner. Women are fucking you once and ditching you and your massive shlong because you suck dick at eating pussy.

    If your dick is not the right size for your partner, find something that is. Being tool-users is what distinguishes humans from dumb beasts.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    People who write encyclopedias don't have sex. Its a thumb rule. That's why I don't read anything related to sex on there...

    And that's why you've never heard of Kegel exercises, @MIB. Vaginal tightness varies less with ethnicity and sexual experience than with the strength of one's pelvic floor muscles.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    As someone that believes in evolution, it seems rational to assume that Chinese male and female should match each other (also by size).

    Notwithstanding the fact that penis size surveys are probably the least reliable statistics in the world, that's not a safe assumption at all. There are many species of animals which actually wound or kill one another during sex. Most of our evolutionary history occurred before the innovation of novelties like consent.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Yeah of 6,000 people that was done one of the greatest researches in the field of reproduction and the founder of Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender and Reproduction. But lets listen to your friends instead...

    I don't see Kinsey anywhere in the list. I see a Mcilney Institute supplied data for the USA, but everything else comes from different organizations. Besides, it doesn't matter how good one center's data is if it's being compared to data from other reputable centers with nonetheless different methodologies.

    You suck balls at stats.

    There is not point arguing with women... Rationality is well beyond you

    There's no point in informing misogynists of how vaginas work, as the relevant data is beyond them. That's okay. They have "statistics" about dick sizes to fill in the gaps.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I don't see Kinsey anywhere in the list.

    So i guess you need to buy new glasses... Unfortunately i guess i'm too dumb to know how to add a photo here, so i can't prove it to you...

    That might not be all you're too dumb to do...

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  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @单独子儿 (随便叫兽) - you know i really didn't think you are such a moron - you need to click on China to see where the data about china is coming from! I don't see China in your list.

    Oh... oh... you mean this one?

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    I can keep doing this all day. You're not getting any better at spelling, or computing.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    You will stick to your theory, I will very much stick to my theory, as we both have had different experiences, apparently.

    Allowing that MIB has experiences is awfully generous of you.

    And there was no need to namecall 单独子儿 (随便叫兽). Can we argue without having to namecall?

    ...

    mfw someone else gets scolded for calling me names

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  • Mari Vidste
    Mari Vidste wrote:

    And there was no need to namecall 单独子儿 (随便叫兽). Can we argue without having to namecall?

    Hahaha..srsly?

    Welcome to the internet, slut. We namecall here.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Nope.

    Persephone is a local.

    I miss her, too.

  • Peter S 李贝勒

    Maybe "Daniel Martin elephant man" should try to become a pornstar? Do u known that elephant have a special muscle? They are to heavy to move when they are riding their bitches! So, nature give them a muscle to move their huge protuberance...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Most women like a penis that won't hurt them.

    You say that now, but most women subconsciously like a penis that is two hundred feet long, covered with spikes, prehensile, and emitting purple death lasers. What's more is they feel wounded for their lack thereof.

    That said, I must extend my condolences for your paucity of sluttishness. Perhaps this is why you did not get the deathcock memo.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Eva, I would like to address your earnest concerns, but I'm sorry, I cannot, because an errant flick of my mouse caused me to accidentally push a box of magnum-sized condoms off my desk, and when I leaned over to pick it up, all the cannabanoid-laden blood rushed into my brain and I forgot what we were talking about.

    Oh yeah.

    My dick.

    Which is so freakishly massive and unlovable that I will never know wholeness of a woman.

    Because only half of it fits.

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    Is there anyone who witnessed a lady dead because of a PhD(Pretty Huge Dick) inserted into her? I'm doing a research, your help will be appreciated.

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    Penis size belongs indeed to the noumenal realm...

    ^Men lie about their size.

    ^Girlfriends lie about the size of their bfs.

    ^Ex girlfriends never say good things about their ex-bfs.

    ^Whores always flatter the costumers.

    ^And the two most common situations in which heterosexual men (with a queer tend to peep) can see penises out:

    locker rooms and public bathrooms

    only give chance to see flacid penises, and we should keep in mind that the size of the flaccid penis does not determine the size of the erect penis -Masters and Johnson-. Besides, afro pubic hair style doesn´t help too much to make it looks bigger...

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    @Oh really Cat? So any size can go through? But why the mourning then? It's like someone about to die right?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Vag*nas

    Is that a brand name?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I'm Dr. Gonzo, Founder and CEO of Pubic Relations of China, at your cervix.

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    By far in my life, i haven't come across a PhD yet that i have to be whining about. @Cat Do you have Skaught number? If not I can pass it on to u.

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    @Cat, I think so,His size is above PhD.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I'm tellin' y'all, if you think vag*nas get stretched out from big dicks or over-use, I've got pleasant news: they can be rehabilitated just by working out your pelvic floor muscles.

    The dude my ex dated before me had a gigantic wang. You'd think that with as much time I spend arguing on the Internet, that mine ain't so big, right? And yet, that particular ex's vag*nal contractions were so intense that when she came, my shlong would sometimes fly out of her gash like a bar of soap you squeezed too hard in the shower.

    Even the biggest dick is still smaller than a healthy baby. That shit will fit. It won't be pretty, but it will.

    It's just that most chicks don't like to feel like they're getting split in half like a piece of lumber. At least one point in every woman's life she realizes--if only for a fleeting instant of Zen satori--that she does want to have her uterus pounded into hamburger by a gigantic pud piston. And at that point, she either goes black, from which there is no coming back, or she goes to the zoo, the details of which are too gruesome for you.

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    @Saph, that's a nice one. He is a very honest guy, what he said is not just a self PR, but it's real indeed. No girl has ever been deceived by him. A real champion, he shaves also well for those who didn't. A real cool guy.

  • Ms. Stephanie
    Ms. Stephanie wrote:

    Belly size matters...

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    @Ms Steph, what is belly size again?

    I heard a couple doing sexercise and the lady was screaming like she was being slaughtered. This happens all the time they are doing it. I thought the girl was in pain, but it's her way. Is mourning a matter of pain too?

    @Skaught, I thought u would say something good to ur brother! U know am a vegetarian.

  • Malene stavrum Bjørkås

    I don't care about the size, I care about the personality, I know it's even much more shocking.

    (Pimple Killer style)

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    HI… I’M GEORGE ZIMMER – FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK YOU NICE AND DEEP IN THE SHOWER – YOUR FIST CLENCHING HALF OF MY COCK AT THE BASE WHILE THE OTHER HALF SLOWLY PENETRATES YOU. YOU WILL BE BLINDFOLDED WITH A HAIR FULL OF SHAMPOO WHILE RECITING THE LYRICS TO THE BEATLES’ ROCKY RACOON. WHEN YOU GET TO THE PART ABOUT GIDEON’S BIBLE, I WILL IGNITE MY COCK FUSE AND BLOW A LOAD SO HUGE YOU’LL GROW AN ADAM’S APPLE. I GUARANTEE IT.

  • WeLiveInBeijingRess

    @GIA

    lol, i didn't even notice it was my line, but the pimple killer style reminded me

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    High Priest. The more she screams, the more she gets tensed up, the worse it hurts, then she screams more... .. You should've told her to chill. :D

    @Cat, that's a nice one, just wondering, which university did u go to? I like ur expertise. I should ask u to accept an invitation to come to my church for a seminary to uplift my congregation.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    I should ask u to accept an invitation to come to my church for a seminary to uplift my congregation.

    @Cat, Be careful when you uplift his cassock. He doesn't often feed the altar boys he keeps under there.

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    Asian girls broken by gargantuan 洋鬼子´s cocks.... screams, pain... all this starts to resemble the plot of Urotsukidoji

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    @斗斗斗 , yeah, what''u talking about?

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    Asian girls broken by gargantuan 洋鬼子´s cocks.... screams, pain... all this starts to resemble the plot of Urotsukidoji

    There's that deathcock I was alluding to upstairs. Thanks, A Tofu. I'm recalling the scene in the first movie after the "protagonist," fresh after seemingly being killed in a car wreck, proceeds to rape the nearest nurse until she explodes like a meat balloon.

    Fade up on a close-up of the U.S. presidential seal. Off-screen, a woman is moaning rhythmically. Panning across the familiar details of the seat of power, the camera eventually reveals the blonde-haired U.S. president behind his desk, engaged in enthusiastic intercourse with his equally blonde secretary. They do not appear to be deterred by the presence of several dead secret service agents sprawled on the floor around them. The phone rings and the president answers it.

    "The units of the fleet are standing by. What is our target?"

    "Osaka."

    "Osaka, Japan?"

    Cut to the darkened skyline of Osaka and the ancient Osaka castle bathed in a ghostly green glow.

    "Correct. Two of my agents brought me proof that Osaka was the source of the strike against us."

    "Mr. President, what are we going to do?"

    "Order the fleet to open fire." As the President replaces the receiver the woman rises up, startled. [End Page 41]

    "John, it was you?"

    "Yes, the chojin has been resurrected and no one can stop the destruction he brings. I am nothing more than his agent. We'll have one last fuck before the end."

    --Pointon, S. Transcultural Orgasm as Apocalypse: Urotsukidoji: The Legend of the Overfiend (sauce)

  • High Priest
    High Priest wrote:

    @Godfather, meanwhile as you are looking for help, can u please tell the ladies about your measurement? I mean Width and length. Xie xie

  • A豆腐
    A豆腐 wrote:

    Let´s embody all this..

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  • 叮噹叔叔 (令狐叮噹)

    。。。

    Hahahaha ... sorry, only got this one in Chinese ...

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  • Malene stavrum Bjørkås
  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    If you're a guy who is with a girl who demands a 10 inch cock, do you really want to be boning her? I'd take it as a red flag for STDs, and be thankful that my junk wasn't that big.

    I don't get the connection between a preference for huge wangs and the prevalence of STDs. Contrarily, wouldn't "demanding" a cock of proportions far above the norm actually reduce the pool of potential partners and concomitantly reduce the chances of getting VD?

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  • Mari Vidste
    Mari Vidste wrote:

    I know for certain there are plenty of guys out there right now quietly reading this thread hoping to God there are more women will respond by saying that size doesn't matter.

    In other words: I have a micro-penis.

  • Peter S 李贝勒

    There' s no bad tools only bad workers... And different way to do sex so maybe different sizes? Start to be complex... :-) U all always talk about vag*na, but u forgot his close bro. In anal sex? Size matter? big, medium, small??? In oral??? And don't be silly, If nature gave u a boa constrictor don't do sex with a dwarf, that's not gonna work. And, don't do sex with an NBA girl if god was not generous with u...

  • Simen Wangberg

    Monster condoms for my magnum dong. I only read half of this bullshit and it was still great. I dare say this web is experiencing something of a Renaissance. Uhhhh. DIX.

  • Ajantha Manohar

    these 6 black guys were nigerian? Those guys have small dicks

  • stop
    stop wrote:

    Unless its extremely tiny like a new born rat,or as huge as tree roots,its fine for us,lol

  • Dominik
    Dominik wrote:

    lol that actually made me laugh.

  • Virgil W
    Virgil W wrote:

    No, just the wave~.~. Or is it the the motion while on that potion in the midst of the ocean? I forget but my memory is reerl long.

  • Virgil W
    Virgil W wrote:

    Anyway this is not even a real thread,topic,psychosis or rep

  • Virgil W
    Virgil W wrote:

    What What!!!!!!

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    lolwut

    Cutcock here. Whenever I'm fucking, I cry a little inside and wonder what I'm missing out on. You know how amputees sometimes complain of phantom limb pain? I have phantom foreskin pain, and I don't even remember having one.

    Cut cocks are only cleaner than uncut cocks if the owner never washes, and it only superficially appears to be better or bigger because it doesn't look like an aardvark when flaccid.

    Moo is a vile ball-busting gynocrat, just like my ma.

  • Simen Wangberg

    Oh good, I'm glad someone asked Dando what "smegma" is. This won't end badly.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    @Moo,

    do u know whats smegma?

    I would pretend not if it would provoke a lady to explain instead.

    its hard to wash

    BROTIP: Gentlemen prefer a challenge

    I for one would not mind adding to my morning routine a few extra minutes to rub an entirely intact dick with soap and warm water, notwithstanding that circumcision purportedly makes my peen more palatable.

    Every human being on this planet lays claim to some sort of penetrating/enveloping insight regarding the differences between men and women, but the only one that matters is that for dudes, vigorously washing our genitals is a chore that we seldom if ever complain about or require technological assistance in so doing.

    Have you ever seen a masculine hygiene products commercial on television, with a torrent of viscous blue liquid washing roasted cheese off a bratwurst? No. We hardly need the encouragement.

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