errr, u gotta warn ppl a bit, this is gross, i almost spit on the spammer's comments, yuck
Fucking whiner. Women are fucking you once and ditching you and your massive shlong because you suck dick at eating pussy.
If your dick is not the right size for your partner, find something that is. Being tool-users is what distinguishes humans from dumb beasts.
People who write encyclopedias don't have sex. Its a thumb rule. That's why I don't read anything related to sex on there...
And that's why you've never heard of Kegel exercises, @MIB. Vaginal tightness varies less with ethnicity and sexual experience than with the strength of one's pelvic floor muscles.
As someone that believes in evolution, it seems rational to assume that Chinese male and female should match each other (also by size).
Notwithstanding the fact that penis size surveys are probably the least reliable statistics in the world, that's not a safe assumption at all. There are many species of animals which actually wound or kill one another during sex. Most of our evolutionary history occurred before the innovation of novelties like consent.
Yeah of 6,000 people that was done one of the greatest researches in the field of reproduction and the founder of Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender and Reproduction. But lets listen to your friends instead...
I don't see Kinsey anywhere in the list. I see a Mcilney Institute supplied data for the USA, but everything else comes from different organizations. Besides, it doesn't matter how good one center's data is if it's being compared to data from other reputable centers with nonetheless different methodologies.
You suck balls at stats.
There is not point arguing with women... Rationality is well beyond you
There's no point in informing misogynists of how vaginas work, as the relevant data is beyond them. That's okay. They have "statistics" about dick sizes to fill in the gaps.
I don't see Kinsey anywhere in the list.
So i guess you need to buy new glasses... Unfortunately i guess i'm too dumb to know how to add a photo here, so i can't prove it to you...
That might not be all you're too dumb to do...
@单独子儿 (随便叫兽) - you know i really didn't think you are such a moron - you need to click on China to see where the data about china is coming from! I don't see China in your list.
Oh... oh... you mean this one?
I can keep doing this all day. You're not getting any better at spelling, or computing.
You will stick to your theory, I will very much stick to my theory, as we both have had different experiences, apparently.
Allowing that MIB has experiences is awfully generous of you.
And there was no need to namecall 单独子儿 (随便叫兽). Can we argue without having to namecall?
mfw someone else gets scolded for calling me names
Persephone is a local.
I miss her, too.
Maybe "Daniel Martin elephant man" should try to become a pornstar? Do u known that elephant have a special muscle? They are to heavy to move when they are riding their bitches! So, nature give them a muscle to move their huge protuberance...
Most women like a penis that won't hurt them.
You say that now, but most women subconsciously like a penis that is two hundred feet long, covered with spikes, prehensile, and emitting purple death lasers. What's more is they feel wounded for their lack thereof.
That said, I must extend my condolences for your paucity of sluttishness. Perhaps this is why you did not get the deathcock memo.
@Eva, I would like to address your earnest concerns, but I'm sorry, I cannot, because an errant flick of my mouse caused me to accidentally push a box of magnum-sized condoms off my desk, and when I leaned over to pick it up, all the cannabanoid-laden blood rushed into my brain and I forgot what we were talking about.
Which is so freakishly massive and unlovable that I will never know wholeness of a woman.
Because only half of it fits.
Is there anyone who witnessed a lady dead because of a PhD(Pretty Huge Dick) inserted into her? I'm doing a research, your help will be appreciated.
Penis size belongs indeed to the noumenal realm...
^Men lie about their size.
^Girlfriends lie about the size of their bfs.
^Ex girlfriends never say good things about their ex-bfs.
^Whores always flatter the costumers.
^And the two most common situations in which heterosexual men (with a queer tend to peep) can see penises out:
locker rooms and public bathrooms
only give chance to see flacid penises, and we should keep in mind that the size of the flaccid penis does not determine the size of the erect penis -Masters and Johnson-. Besides, afro pubic hair style doesn´t help too much to make it looks bigger...
@Oh really Cat? So any size can go through? But why the mourning then? It's like someone about to die right?
Is that a brand name?
I'm Dr. Gonzo, Founder and CEO of Pubic Relations of China, at your cervix.
By far in my life, i haven't come across a PhD yet that i have to be whining about. @Cat Do you have Skaught number? If not I can pass it on to u.
@Cat, I think so,His size is above PhD.
I'm tellin' y'all, if you think vag*nas get stretched out from big dicks or over-use, I've got pleasant news: they can be rehabilitated just by working out your pelvic floor muscles.
The dude my ex dated before me had a gigantic wang. You'd think that with as much time I spend arguing on the Internet, that mine ain't so big, right? And yet, that particular ex's vag*nal contractions were so intense that when she came, my shlong would sometimes fly out of her gash like a bar of soap you squeezed too hard in the shower.
Even the biggest dick is still smaller than a healthy baby. That shit will fit. It won't be pretty, but it will.
It's just that most chicks don't like to feel like they're getting split in half like a piece of lumber. At least one point in every woman's life she realizes--if only for a fleeting instant of Zen satori--that she does want to have her uterus pounded into hamburger by a gigantic pud piston. And at that point, she either goes black, from which there is no coming back, or she goes to the zoo, the details of which are too gruesome for you.
@Saph, that's a nice one. He is a very honest guy, what he said is not just a self PR, but it's real indeed. No girl has ever been deceived by him. A real champion, he shaves also well for those who didn't. A real cool guy.
Belly size matters...
@Ms Steph, what is belly size again?
I heard a couple doing sexercise and the lady was screaming like she was being slaughtered. This happens all the time they are doing it. I thought the girl was in pain, but it's her way. Is mourning a matter of pain too?
@Skaught, I thought u would say something good to ur brother! U know am a vegetarian.
I don't care about the size, I care about the personality, I know it's even much more shocking.
(Pimple Killer style)
HI… I’M GEORGE ZIMMER – FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK YOU NICE AND DEEP IN THE SHOWER – YOUR FIST CLENCHING HALF OF MY COCK AT THE BASE WHILE THE OTHER HALF SLOWLY PENETRATES YOU. YOU WILL BE BLINDFOLDED WITH A HAIR FULL OF SHAMPOO WHILE RECITING THE LYRICS TO THE BEATLES’ ROCKY RACOON. WHEN YOU GET TO THE PART ABOUT GIDEON’S BIBLE, I WILL IGNITE MY COCK FUSE AND BLOW A LOAD SO HUGE YOU’LL GROW AN ADAM’S APPLE. I GUARANTEE IT.
lol, i didn't even notice it was my line, but the pimple killer style reminded me
High Priest. The more she screams, the more she gets tensed up, the worse it hurts, then she screams more... .. You should've told her to chill. :D
@Cat, that's a nice one, just wondering, which university did u go to? I like ur expertise. I should ask u to accept an invitation to come to my church for a seminary to uplift my congregation.
I should ask u to accept an invitation to come to my church for a seminary to uplift my congregation.
@Cat, Be careful when you uplift his cassock. He doesn't often feed the altar boys he keeps under there.
Asian girls broken by gargantuan 洋鬼子´s cocks.... screams, pain... all this starts to resemble the plot of Urotsukidoji
@斗斗斗 , yeah, what''u talking about?
Asian girls broken by gargantuan 洋鬼子´s cocks.... screams, pain... all this starts to resemble the plot of Urotsukidoji
There's that deathcock I was alluding to upstairs. Thanks, A Tofu. I'm recalling the scene in the first movie after the "protagonist," fresh after seemingly being killed in a car wreck, proceeds to rape the nearest nurse until she explodes like a meat balloon.
Fade up on a close-up of the U.S. presidential seal. Off-screen, a woman is moaning rhythmically. Panning across the familiar details of the seat of power, the camera eventually reveals the blonde-haired U.S. president behind his desk, engaged in enthusiastic intercourse with his equally blonde secretary. They do not appear to be deterred by the presence of several dead secret service agents sprawled on the floor around them. The phone rings and the president answers it.
"The units of the fleet are standing by. What is our target?"
Cut to the darkened skyline of Osaka and the ancient Osaka castle bathed in a ghostly green glow.
"Correct. Two of my agents brought me proof that Osaka was the source of the strike against us."
"Mr. President, what are we going to do?"
"Order the fleet to open fire." As the President replaces the receiver the woman rises up, startled. [End Page 41]
"John, it was you?"
"Yes, the chojin has been resurrected and no one can stop the destruction he brings. I am nothing more than his agent. We'll have one last fuck before the end."
--Pointon, S. Transcultural Orgasm as Apocalypse: Urotsukidoji: The Legend of the Overfiend (sauce)
@Godfather, meanwhile as you are looking for help, can u please tell the ladies about your measurement? I mean Width and length. Xie xie
Let´s embody all this..
Hahahaha ... sorry, only got this one in Chinese ...
If you're a guy who is with a girl who demands a 10 inch cock, do you really want to be boning her? I'd take it as a red flag for STDs, and be thankful that my junk wasn't that big.
I don't get the connection between a preference for huge wangs and the prevalence of STDs. Contrarily, wouldn't "demanding" a cock of proportions far above the norm actually reduce the pool of potential partners and concomitantly reduce the chances of getting VD?
I know for certain there are plenty of guys out there right now quietly reading this thread hoping to God there are more women will respond by saying that size doesn't matter.
In other words: I have a micro-penis.
There' s no bad tools only bad workers... And different way to do sex so maybe different sizes? Start to be complex... :-) U all always talk about vag*na, but u forgot his close bro. In anal sex? Size matter? big, medium, small??? In oral??? And don't be silly, If nature gave u a boa constrictor don't do sex with a dwarf, that's not gonna work. And, don't do sex with an NBA girl if god was not generous with u...
Monster condoms for my magnum dong. I only read half of this bullshit and it was still great. I dare say this web is experiencing something of a Renaissance. Uhhhh. DIX.
these 6 black guys were nigerian? Those guys have small dicks
Unless its extremely tiny like a new born rat,or as huge as tree roots,its fine for us,lol
lol that actually made me laugh.
No, just the wave~.~. Or is it the the motion while on that potion in the midst of the ocean? I forget but my memory is reerl long.
Anyway this is not even a real thread,topic,psychosis or rep
Cutcock here. Whenever I'm fucking, I cry a little inside and wonder what I'm missing out on. You know how amputees sometimes complain of phantom limb pain? I have phantom foreskin pain, and I don't even remember having one.
Cut cocks are only cleaner than uncut cocks if the owner never washes, and it only superficially appears to be better or bigger because it doesn't look like an aardvark when flaccid.
Moo is a vile ball-busting gynocrat, just like my ma.
Oh good, I'm glad someone asked Dando what "smegma" is. This won't end badly.
do u know whats smegma?
I would pretend not if it would provoke a lady to explain instead.
its hard to wash
BROTIP: Gentlemen prefer a challenge
I for one would not mind adding to my morning routine a few extra minutes to rub an entirely intact dick with soap and warm water, notwithstanding that circumcision purportedly makes my peen more palatable.
Every human being on this planet lays claim to some sort of penetrating/enveloping insight regarding the differences between men and women, but the only one that matters is that for dudes, vigorously washing our genitals is a chore that we seldom if ever complain about or require technological assistance in so doing.
Have you ever seen a masculine hygiene products commercial on television, with a torrent of viscous blue liquid washing roasted cheese off a bratwurst? No. We hardly need the encouragement.