Long time without a dick size thread, isn´t it? Here you can read the confessions of a 27cm guy :P BTW, He is looking for gf....

link text

Daniel Martin, 22, Sittingbourne, Kent

He’s gorgeous, but when Daniel pulls off his trousers, women run a mile – and no, it’s not down to anything he’s lacking…

She was a real stunner with beautiful dark brown locks, which looked even lovelier fanned out all over my fresh bedsheets.

It was our fourth date and, after dinner at an Italian, Zoe had come back to my four-bed semi in Sittingbourne, Kent.

‘For a coffee,’ she’d said.

For sex she meant. I couldn’t get my jeans off quickly enough.

I pulled at my belt, as she undid her bra. My eyes lit up at the sight of her bouncy naked chest. Then as she lay on the bed, looking at me eagerly, I stepped out of my jeans and slid my blue boxers down my thighs.

Her eyes went wide. ‘Oh. My. God,’ she gasped.

She’d spotted my penis, all 11 inches of it, and sat up, flustered.

Then she started putting her bra back on. ‘I’m sorry, Danny, I can’t do this,’ she told me. She finished getting dressed and left. End of budding romance.

Only, that wasn’t the first time it had happened. I’m living proof that size matters – and it seems my size puts you women off.

You want a big boy, but not one as big as me. What I’ve got is both a blessing and a curse. Growing up, I didn’t realise the significance of it. I was a shy lad and always wanted to shield myself in the showers at school.

I was an only child, too, with no brothers to compare myself with. Mum was bringing me up alone so I didn’t even have a dad to talk to about these things.

What I knew about sex, I’d picked up in the playground.

When I was 13, one of my mates announced the average willy was between five and six inches. ‘What’s yours, Danny?’ he said. ‘Err, yeah, five,’ I bluffed. I wanted to fit in and didn’t actually know how big I was. So later, in the privacy of my room, I got the ruler out of my pencil case and measured myself. I felt relieved to find I wasn’t far off normal. I didn’t realise my mate had meant the average for an aroused penis. Mine was around that size, soft.

Show and tell

Not long after, I was hanging around with friends in the woods near my home when I found a porn mag under some leaves.

We had a quick peek and a big laugh and, by the law of finders keepers, I got to take it home.

It was dog-eared, but it was still a top find. I hid it in a puzzle box above my wardrobe and got it out whenever I was alone.

The pictures reassured me I was perfectly normal in the willy department. I didn’t know the men in those mags were extra-large.

Content with my lot, I started to gain more confidence. And at 14, I met Sarah on my paper round and asked her out.

She was two years older than me and when we talked about sex, she told me: ‘I’ve been with guys before.’ I was still a virgin, but didn’t want to let on.

One night when Mum was out, she came over to mine and, in my bedroom, we kissed for a while and then awkwardly got naked.

We started to have sex and Sarah was gasping and pulling faces. I thought it meant she was enjoying herself. I didn’t realise

I was hurting her.

There was never a repeat performance. I found out later Sarah had lied and it had been her first time, too. I was crushed she didn’t want to see me again.

I didn’t have sex again until two years later. And once I was back in the saddle, a few girls did comment on how big I was. But I thought they were only flirting.

It was on a lads’ holiday to Germany for the World Cup in 2006 when I finally twigged

I was different to most men.

By then, I had a girlfriend and though we’d been going out for a few months, she’d never really mentioned my penis size.

I’d had a few too many beers and went to spend a penny with my mate Paul. We went against a fence, and he finished first.

By the time I rejoined the lads, they were laughing and chanting: ‘Get it out,’ pointing at my groin.

I refused, but they all dropped their own pants and lined up with their crown jewels flapping in the wind.

Chuckling, I couldn’t help noticing how small they were. Or rather, how much bigger I was. Mine was at least twice the size.

Finally, I dropped my jeans and they cheered.

‘You could make a fortune with that,’ Paul said. ‘You want to get into porn, mate.’

I laughed my way through the rest of the holiday banter, half-proud, half-cringing.

When I got home, I thought about it more seriously.

I had a job as a labourer and it was hard, dirty work for bad pay. Porn seemed pretty glamorous by comparison. ‘Where’s the harm in looking into it?’ I thought. So I emailed some companies, whose details I found online. I didn’t tell anyone, not even my girlfriend.

A big discovery

The companies got back to me asking for pictures and my ‘big lad’ stats. So I took some snaps and got the ruler out again, measuring my erect state this time. I was shocked to find it was just over 11 inches.

Then just a few months later, I was called to audition at a porn shoot in London.

I felt like a bit of a plonker pleasuring myself in front of the camera. But when I was handed £350 in cash at the end of it, I was very pleased with myself.

So pleased that after a few more porn films, I jacked in my day job and really went for it.

That was two years ago. I now make up to £1,000 for every film I do. A lot of them are shown on an adult channel, so I feel kind of famous. You could say I’m cock-a-hoop – pardon the pun.

But though I may be rolling in cash, I can’t seem to find the other thing I really want – a loving relationship. Ever since my girlfriend and I split, not long after I got into the porn industry, I’ve had a series of one-night stands. The girls I meet through work, my fellow porn stars, are usually just after a bit of fun.

And other girls seem to fall into two categories – those who take one look at my bits and run, scared I might hurt them, and the ones who sleep with me for the experience, but never come back for seconds.

It really gets me down. Being well-endowed is supposed to attract females not repel them.

My mates are always saying to me: ‘You’re so lucky.’ Having sex with women for money is just about as good as they can imagine it gets.

But I find myself envying their normal relationships with women, it seems so easy for them. My supersize manhood excludes me from all that.

So I’ve got a top-of-the-range motorbike and more designer clothes than I can count, but no partner to share my life with.

My meat and two veg is my best friend and my worst enemy all at the same time.

I get paid a fortune for having sex on screen, but at the end of the day, I go home by myself. It’s pretty lonely. My snake won’t bite

I want to fall in love and settle down. I’d like to put my ‘gift’ to good use by making babies. But first, I have to think of a way to reassure women I’ll be gentle and won’t hurt them.

I’m not stupid, I know my job puts women off, too. But my massive penis is such a handicap, I’m just glad I’ve found a way to use it to make myself some money.

What women don’t realise is I’m saving most of the cash I earn for a nice family home.

I may have a great big penis, but I’ve got a huge heart, too. So ladies, there’s just one thing I want to ask: surely one of you is big enough to take me on?

errr, u gotta warn ppl a bit, this is gross, i almost spit on the spammer's comments, yuck

i feel it matters to men more in the way: is my size fine to her?

Fucking whiner. Women are fucking you once and ditching you and your massive shlong because you suck dick at eating pussy.

If your dick is not the right size for your partner, find something that is. Being tool-users is what distinguishes humans from dumb beasts.

I think this guy is a sensitive guy and I really do think size matters, at least in his case. I've heard of a bunch of other women who broke up with their boyfriends or even got divorced with their husbands because of their too big penis. It really can be a problem, no matter how good a lover he may be. If you two don't fit sexually, it won't work. Period. I understand his pain and all I can say is that I sympathize with him. And there is nothing gross about this story. Stop being uptight and inhibited.

A friend told me... That it does matter, and Chinese and foreigner have different "sizes" (I specifically mean foreign guys and Chinese girls). But most of the time it is not the length that matters (unless you have 27cm...) but the width. To be more specific, it is harder for a girl to stay lubricated if you take 100% of the space in there... But maybe it's just stereotypes...

I don't think Asian girls are that much different from the other females in the world, vag size wise. Whoever says that they are smaller than all, well, that's got to be a myth.

both the matter lalala~~size and skills,not easy to find a proper one~

Chinese and foreigner have different "sizes" have you ever peeked while you pee in man's room? man and man have different sizes i believe

I'm just thinking out loud here... I do think that Chinese girls have smaller vag. No because they are Chinese but because 1. On average they are smaller 2. They have less sexual experience. From my (limited) experience I found that is is not such a myth. And Chinese guys have smaller penis as well, and there are official stats to support that (If I remember correctly it is 12 cm vs. 15 which is the world average).

Size of the boat or motion of the ocean? Ladies..?

You have hands and a mouth and an entire industry built around adult toys.There is no reason to be a lousy lover, regardless of member size.

What good is a big boat if it can't sail..

Chinese girls have less sexual experience ? hahaha that's a joke right ?

Off course having a big dick does not guarantee that one will be great in bed, but i guess it helps. Like my tour guide in Thailand used to say (about everything) "Doing kok is no good, but just a little bit is ok...". By the same logic - "having big dick is not good, but just a little bit big is ok..."

Most of the Chinese girls are not Sensation/PGD crowd.

Yawn, the age old debate again. I 'm above average and Asian, thank you

Chinese girls don't have smaller vaginas by the way. Just wikipedia everything. You'll get the answer.

People who write encyclopedias don't have sex. Its a thumb rule. That's why I don't read anything related to sex on there...

Where is Pete when we need him? I think he is the authority on that.

Me in Beijing, you are talking out of stereotypes.

There are petite women who have average to large vags......and there are plenty petite non-Asian women out there...I really doubt that the Asian ones are smaller than the other.

And about their sexual pasts....well, you wouldn't know for sure. I'm sure they don't tell you how many they've had, because they are afraid of ruining their image in front of you or anyone else for that matter. Losing face is a big issue in Asia, and they do anything to prevent that from happening.

And Asian men do NOT have small penises! That is one of the most annoying stereotypes ever, not to mention, ignorant....Everytime I hear it, it makes me cringe. I have girl friends with Asian husbands or bfs and I can tell you they aren't complaining, and I'm not either, for that matter. That stereotype that Asian men are small in the sack is a load of BS.

From experience Chinese women are smaller. That's all I can say but I'm not very experienced.

People who write encyclopedias don't have sex. Its a thumb rule. That's why I don't read anything related to sex on there...

And that's why you've never heard of Kegel exercises, @MIB. Vaginal tightness varies less with ethnicity and sexual experience than with the strength of one's pelvic floor muscles.

@Eva - on the one hand you accuse me of generalization on the other hand you say "I have friends...". Do you have 50,000 friends and you compared? And your friends don't afraid of losing face if they say "actualy my sex life suck"?

The stats that I mentioned is based on some research (but maybe there are other research that can contradict it). As someone that believes in evolution, it seems rational to assume that Chinese male and female should match each other (also by size). You can't have Chinese guys walking with nigerian size dicks if it doesn't match their partners. Theresore it is safe to assume that if Chinese dicks are smaller than of black guys so the Chinese vag should also be smaller.

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

Foreigners arriving in China suddenly become the world's top expert on everything. Dangers of spaced-out-nodding-head syndrome.

From my (not so limited) experience I found that it is not such a myth that Asians like to be on top & moan(in a unique way) during sex. Also, I found that it is such a myth that Chinese girls lack sexual experience. Sexy time.

Talking out of stereotypes doesn't make you any WISER. And instead of listening to some random study, I'd rather give credit to people around me who tell me from their personal experience. That is of more value to me.

And you can leave your sarcasm out the window Skaught, I don't need it.

LOL @Eva -- I'm not wasting any sarcasm on you. Please continue arguing vagina size with Me in Beijing. 0% sarcastic.

There is not point arguing with women... Rationality is well beyond you

Some random research... Yeah of 6,000 people that was done one of the greatest researches in the field of reproduction. But lets listen to your friends instead...

As someone that believes in evolution, it seems rational to assume that Chinese male and female should match each other (also by size).

Notwithstanding the fact that penis size surveys are probably the least reliable statistics in the world, that's not a safe assumption at all. There are many species of animals which actually wound or kill one another during sex. Most of our evolutionary history occurred before the innovation of novelties like consent.

So what category do I fit in if I'm Australian Chinese?

Also I can use the ad hominem as well, saying people who make maps of dick size surely know nothing about sex.

This is something I heard from a biology teacher. Accordingly he said the people who practiced monogamy first had smaller genitals on average. Let's put it this way...

• Men are born with desire to spread his genes

• Therefore men must ensure his sperm is the one that enters, longer penis is a better guarantee

• In country's where monogamy was not prevalent, bigger genitalia developed

• While, in country's that had monogamous/polygamous union earliest, genitalia eventually grew smaller, as there is less need for the size

• Same argument is used for human height, as people in Africa were still mainly hunter gatherers they needed height to overcome the environment. You will notice that human skeletons found before farming in many civilizations are the same height as today's modern men. During the middle ages, height dropped in most of the civilized world and only came up again due to good nutrition.

My biology teacher was South African by the way. A white South African, he could have been racist.

Is it just me or there is too much dude participation in this fucking thread ? Where the hell are the ladies?

Since MIB is the expert and dead on with the stats, no further analysis necessary.

Yeah of 6,000 people that was done one of the greatest researches in the field of reproduction and the founder of Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender and Reproduction. But lets listen to your friends instead...

I don't see Kinsey anywhere in the list. I see a Mcilney Institute supplied data for the USA, but everything else comes from different organizations. Besides, it doesn't matter how good one center's data is if it's being compared to data from other reputable centers with nonetheless different methodologies.

You suck balls at stats.

There is not point arguing with women... Rationality is well beyond you

There's no point in informing misogynists of how vaginas work, as the relevant data is beyond them. That's okay. They have "statistics" about dick sizes to fill in the gaps.

I don't see Kinsey anywhere in the list.

So i guess you need to buy new glasses... Unfortunately i guess i'm too dumb to know how to add a photo here, so i can't prove it to you...

blah blah blah being compared to data from other reputable centers with nonetheless different methodologies.

How many methodologies are there to measure a dick size?

And Me in Beijing, I have seen a bunch of such studies....What I think of them? They are biased and a load of BS. I doubt so many even volunteered for them. I'm sure most took the numbers out of their ass. The truth is, penis size has little to no correlation with one's race/ethnicity. The fact that Black men are well endowed, in the majority, is a myth; that Asian men are small in sack as a majority, also a myth. The truth is somewhere in the middle: the majority of men have an average sized penis no matter what race they are. Truly small dicks are rare, just as truly big ones are rare too. A woman's vagina is 3-4 inches as far as I know and most men fall into the category of 4-6 inches. This is common-sense. I can't believe I'm even debating these stereotypes...

It's funny how you guys are poking sarcasm at me about me being foreigner in China and knowing everything....No, it's not knowing everything, it's going there with an open mind and stereotype-free, which should ensure a nice, positive experience of the culture. Before you go to any country, you better free your mind of all these little filthy prejudices. Why? Because it's disrespectful towards them as people and their culture, and it also serves to make you look like a narrow-minded, rude, arrogant, ignorant moron. If you really wanna know what the reality is like, make friends there and talk to people firsthand. That should be your statistic. If you want to fully experience a culture from inside out, clear your mind of mainstream bullshit. Go there as if you never heard anything of them and don't know anything. What you hear in your homeland is very different from what you descover in person when you actually go to a new country. If you spend more than a month in a country and you feel nothing has changed about you and not feeling like you are learning anything, then you are wasting your time there, you should go back. And why choose to study or work in a country you don't even care to open your mind to and understand its culture and society? This means utter lack of respect towards them. No wonder why European/American foreigners gained such a bad reputation back in the years, and probably still do. Ooops, I'm off topic now.

Anyway, I'm getting too fired up with thist. I'm done debating this topic. I've said all I wanted to say.

I don't see Kinsey anywhere in the list.

So i guess you need to buy new glasses... Unfortunately i guess i'm too dumb to know how to add a photo here, so i can't prove it to you...

That might not be all you're too dumb to do...

@Eva - the fact that you think i'm talking due to prejudice is your own problem and it just shows that you don't read what one says with open mind...

To say that everyone is average is such a BS... Unless you believe in god or something, than i understand that there is no point to debate on this issue with you. Most of the races have some major differences from other races, not due to prejudice but because they developed in different areas which required different adaptation and this is what created these differences.

Would you say that i'm being prejudice if i say that Chinese people are less confrontational than western people because you have some Chinese friends that are very direct? In that case we can close all the universities in the world and say "all the people are the same, there is nothing to study".

@单独子儿 (随便叫兽) - you know i really didn't think you are such a moron - do you know how to spell China? I don't think it is the same like USA, UK, Afghanistan or Venezuela but i might be wrong because as i'm not a native speaker... (you need to click on China to see where the data about china is coming from)

@单独子儿 (随便叫兽) - you know i really didn't think you are such a moron - you need to click on China to see where the data about china is coming from! I don't see China in your list.

Oh... oh... you mean this one?

I can keep doing this all day. You're not getting any better at spelling, or computing.

Me in Beijing, It's exactly variety I'm trying to underline in my comments.....I guess it's pointless for us to debate any further. You will stick to your theory, I will very much stick to my theory, as we both have had different experiences, apparently. And now let's leave it at that. And there was no need to namecall 单独子儿 (随便叫兽). Can we argue without having to namecall? But no, not argue anymore. I've had enough. We can agree to disagree. I'll stick to my cheese. Merry Christmas.

Actually Eva is correct, most people fall in the 4-6 category. There anomalies on both sides. As a person who is very interested in guys, I have seen many penises.

@单独子儿 (随便叫兽) - I guess the joke is on me! I read Kensley as Kinsey, i guess it is true that people tend to read only the first and last characters.

@Cheng - i'm not disagreeing with Eva that most of the people fall with in the 4-6 category, i'm just saying according to what i read, Chinese fall on the lower end of the category (and not that i have any problem with that...).

As a person who is very interested in guys, I have seen many penises.

That shit is priceless. You are bold, brotha. Be careful out there.

You will stick to your theory, I will very much stick to my theory, as we both have had different experiences, apparently.

Allowing that MIB has experiences is awfully generous of you.

And there was no need to namecall 单独子儿 (随便叫兽). Can we argue without having to namecall?

...

mfw someone else gets scolded for calling me names

And there was no need to namecall 单独子儿 (随便叫兽). Can we argue without having to namecall?

Hahaha..srsly?

Welcome to the internet, slut. We namecall here.

Is Eva a name-change of Persephone Tsang?

P.S. I miss Persephone.

Nope.

Persephone is a local.

I miss her, too.

Maybe "Daniel Martin elephant man" should try to become a pornstar? Do u known that elephant have a special muscle? They are to heavy to move when they are riding their bitches! So, nature give them a muscle to move their huge protuberance...

Most women like larger ones, some women don't. My current GF is just starting to get used to me but it has taken 3 months to stretch to accommodate, I can tell she probably would prefer that I was smaller.

Oh God, thank you, Pete.... I was wondering why you hadn't chimed in on this thread, but I didn't want to say anything to jinx it.

Yesss, of course your current GF is just now learning to accomodate your manliness, and of course she probably prefers it smaller. Please, explain further.

Most women like a penis that won't hurt them.

柯南 I'm no slut. Wrong address. Just because I talk like I know, doesn't mean I jumped from one dick to another. But this all is just a matter of common-sense. Don't have to be a SLUT to figure that. No offense, I have nothing against chicks who like and enjoy sleeping around. Whatever makes them happy.

Skaught Clone: I'm Gia, the new one, the one everyone apparently thinks is half Asian. LOL And I changed my name to Eva because there were some difficulties in understanding who is talking to who or reffering to who, on here, as there are more Gias. lol

Why does everyone think you're half Asian?

It was a type of sarcasm. I was trolled the last two days about that.

Most women like a penis that won't hurt them.

You say that now, but most women subconsciously like a penis that is two hundred feet long, covered with spikes, prehensile, and emitting purple death lasers. What's more is they feel wounded for their lack thereof.

That said, I must extend my condolences for your paucity of sluttishness. Perhaps this is why you did not get the deathcock memo.

单独子儿 (随便叫兽) : I like to talk to people who have valid points to make, not bring on personal attacks, insults or subtle insults/sarcasm/allusions. Therefore, get out of my way, you're polluting my thoughts.

Watch my Pete / OP story-author impression:

Most women like a penis that won't hurt them

Yeah, that's why I rarely get laid. I've utterly destroyed so many vaginas with my Dirk Diggler monster python than I feel too guilty to approach fragile, floral blossoms that are Chinese girls. They always try to get me into bed, but I just like to cuddle and talk about feelings to save the ladies the pain and ability to walk straight the next day.

Girls, don't bother. Trust me: you can't handle it and I want to save you the trouble.

Just need to find a woman who matches you sexually....they are out there, even amongst the Chinese. You would be surprised.

@Eva, I would like to address your earnest concerns, but I'm sorry, I cannot, because an errant flick of my mouse caused me to accidentally push a box of magnum-sized condoms off my desk, and when I leaned over to pick it up, all the cannabanoid-laden blood rushed into my brain and I forgot what we were talking about.

Oh yeah.

My dick.

Which is so freakishly massive and unlovable that I will never know wholeness of a woman.

Because only half of it fits.

Size matter but skills even more. Big and small exist everywhere. All penises and vaginas (apart rare exceptions) enter in the human categories of maximum and minimum and that’s why we are all capable of mating with each other no matter where we come from or whether we are maximum-minimum. I thought all of us had done these things at school...

@Pete thank you for making me laugh after a long day

New @Gia/Eva hope you are real (not a double-fake id, or someone else playing a specific role), nice reading you

I once dated a pinay and she matched me sexually perfectly, she would just ride me for 3 min and already is start cumming, and I did not have to do anything but lay there.

But now I am with a girl who is amazing since she takes care of me etc. but I do not think we have very good compatibility since it is more like watching someone get tortured which is not very sexy. But now things are getting better.

And also women who say "size does not matter" is a complete liar, every woman i looking for the right fit its just some women prefer different sizes, additionally all women can eventually stretch for pretty much all sizes its just that some women do not want to go through the pain to do so.

Is there anyone who witnessed a lady dead because of a PhD(Pretty Huge Dick) inserted into her? I'm doing a research, your help will be appreciated.

Penis size belongs indeed to the noumenal realm...

^Men lie about their size.

^Girlfriends lie about the size of their bfs.

^Ex girlfriends never say good things about their ex-bfs.

^Whores always flatter the costumers.

^And the two most common situations in which heterosexual men (with a queer tend to peep) can see penises out:

locker rooms and public bathrooms

only give chance to see flacid penises, and we should keep in mind that the size of the flaccid penis does not determine the size of the erect penis -Masters and Johnson-. Besides, afro pubic hair style doesn´t help too much to make it looks bigger...

@High Priest. PhD won't kill a woman. Vag*nas are flexible enough to pop out a small person.

Ya, vags are flexible enough, but to adjust to a big penis means a lot of pain and possible other problems like irritations, vaginal wall ruptures and the like. It's not a matter of fitting, but adjustment. And some women just aren't willing to bother going through all that hassle.

@Secret Garden: Ummm...ya, I think it's pretty clear that I'm real...lol I know, with so many trolls concentrated in just one site, it's kind of hard to keep paranoia and skepticism away.

As a woman, my personal opinion is: Size does matter. Just be decently sized (not too small or too huge) will be fine. But, how huge is huge? By far in my life, i haven't come across a PhD yet that i have to be whining about.

@Oh really Cat? So any size can go through? But why the mourning then? It's like someone about to die right?

Vag*nas

Is that a brand name?

Cat, we can help promote your brand.

I'm Dr. Gonzo, Founder and CEO of Pubic Relations of China, at your cervix.

hehehe, Skaught is the master of seduce in this thread. I bet many girls will want to meet him personally after reading his post so they can make him feel less guilty…

Still laughing with the part “They always try to get me into bed, but I just like to cuddle and talk about feelings to save the ladies the pain” very good, thanks Skaught!

No offense Skaught, don't take it personally.....but damn, those girls would have to be really stupid to try and rush to meet him personally for that. lol

By far in my life, i haven't come across a PhD yet that i have to be whining about. @Cat Do you have Skaught number? If not I can pass it on to u.

@High Priest. So Skaught is a guy who has an oversized private organ for most chinese chicks? What is his size?

I know a couple, the husband is French, the wife is half Vietnamese half English. They have been married for six years but haven't had much sex because the husband's size is so big that it hurts his wife. They saw a bunch of doctors and shrinks, didn't help at all. Both are painful but since they love each other, they never talk about split.

I always suspect, one of them or both of them are cheating acturally >_<

@Saph. Maybe that wife needs lots of KY. I don't know.

@ Cat. I don't know either. I didn't talk to the wife much, due to the way the husband acted, I doubt he's one who might start the cheating first.

things should fit together. It is a big difference if you squeze yourselve through a tiny door or enter a derelict barn through a huge gate. Some people might experience to be displaced

@Sagh. So that guy has some BIG vag*nas on the side?

@Cat, I think so,His size is above PhD.

@Cat.@High Priest. I'm sure he mentioned his size to us girls at some point in the pubs, I didn't pay attention, I paid more attention to his pausedly flirty talking manners.

size matters to some, but mine is 20 cm, so am well

the return of the samurai...

I'm tellin' y'all, if you think vag*nas get stretched out from big dicks or over-use, I've got pleasant news: they can be rehabilitated just by working out your pelvic floor muscles.

The dude my ex dated before me had a gigantic wang. You'd think that with as much time I spend arguing on the Internet, that mine ain't so big, right? And yet, that particular ex's vag*nal contractions were so intense that when she came, my shlong would sometimes fly out of her gash like a bar of soap you squeezed too hard in the shower.

Even the biggest dick is still smaller than a healthy baby. That shit will fit. It won't be pretty, but it will.

It's just that most chicks don't like to feel like they're getting split in half like a piece of lumber. At least one point in every woman's life she realizes--if only for a fleeting instant of Zen satori--that she does want to have her uterus pounded into hamburger by a gigantic pud piston. And at that point, she either goes black, from which there is no coming back, or she goes to the zoo, the details of which are too gruesome for you.

Don't let HP get away without revealing my length. He's just shy because he could still deep throat it.

@Saph, that's a nice one. He is a very honest guy, what he said is not just a self PR, but it's real indeed. No girl has ever been deceived by him. A real champion, he shaves also well for those who didn't. A real cool guy.

i agree

hehe, @Eva, you know, tastes differ :) And if Skaught and Dando keep on talking about big size I’m sure it’s because they have obtained results by this method. Of course, a proverb that exists in many countries - said in different ways - says (I’ll write the version I know) “When you hear about lots of cherries, keep a small basket”. We don’t know how real what they declare is.

Going back to the subject of Pain… why pain? Let's see what's wrong. The different sizes? I don’t think so. Let's repeat so we are sure...we are all humans aren't we? :) So, we are all the same species; the minimum vagina can accommodate the maximum penis (as @Cat correctly points out even a baby human can pass). The problem usually is the luck of relax. A thoughtful and capable bf, dear @Pete and the rest, can be of great help on this subject. If she can’t calm down enough, (because of luck of experience, stress, too much or too little alcohol, etc) and her muscles become less flexible, or she doesn’t become wet enough, then just help a little bit! If oral sex and the lubrification of the condom is not enough you just need some more lube my dear big ones ;)

Now let’s talk about rare situations. Too too big. The one I know about length (too too long;) was resolved by a funny method but very practical one. The wife created a lot of tiny square pillows with a hole in the middle like donuts. So he couldn't arrive too much inside her will pushing.
The diameter problem is usually resolved with what I wrote before, relax and some cream, of course if the couple and specifically the female is not really in love/interested in the guy or whatever, lube may not be enough. Brain is very important.

Belly size matters...

Secret Garden indeed.

@Ms Steph, what is belly size again?

I heard a couple doing sexercise and the lady was screaming like she was being slaughtered. This happens all the time they are doing it. I thought the girl was in pain, but it's her way. Is mourning a matter of pain too?

@Skaught, I thought u would say something good to ur brother! U know am a vegetarian.

@Secret Garden. Well said.

Great joke on the mourning. Keep working with it.

P.S. The huge cock speech was joking on Pete (and others who write of the perils of large cockery in an effort to attract the ladies), as I said at the start of it.

In fact @Skaught you said "Watch my Pete / OP story-author impression" but don't worry our misunderstandings as non native speakers and very tired readers can be very helpful for you anyway :))

@High Priest. The more she screams, the more she gets tensed up, the worse it hurts, then she screams more... .. You should've told her to chill. :D

+1 Secret Garden. You nailed me exactly.

I don't care about the size, I care about the personality, I know it's even much more shocking.

(Pimple Killer style)

HI… I’M GEORGE ZIMMER – FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK YOU NICE AND DEEP IN THE SHOWER – YOUR FIST CLENCHING HALF OF MY COCK AT THE BASE WHILE THE OTHER HALF SLOWLY PENETRATES YOU. YOU WILL BE BLINDFOLDED WITH A HAIR FULL OF SHAMPOO WHILE RECITING THE LYRICS TO THE BEATLES’ ROCKY RACOON. WHEN YOU GET TO THE PART ABOUT GIDEON’S BIBLE, I WILL IGNITE MY COCK FUSE AND BLOW A LOAD SO HUGE YOU’LL GROW AN ADAM’S APPLE. I GUARANTEE IT.

@GIA

lol, i didn't even notice it was my line, but the pimple killer style reminded me

High Priest. The more she screams, the more she gets tensed up, the worse it hurts, then she screams more... .. You should've told her to chill. :D

@Cat, that's a nice one, just wondering, which university did u go to? I like ur expertise. I should ask u to accept an invitation to come to my church for a seminary to uplift my congregation.

I should ask u to accept an invitation to come to my church for a seminary to uplift my congregation.

So quickly, threads deteriorate into human trafficking adverts.

I should ask u to accept an invitation to come to my church for a seminary to uplift my congregation.

@Cat, Be careful when you uplift his cassock. He doesn't often feed the altar boys he keeps under there.

Asian girls broken by gargantuan 洋鬼子´s cocks.... screams, pain... all this starts to resemble the plot of Urotsukidoji

I think "size matter" is not a "matter";Diffrent habits and diffrent languages between diffrent racial groups is the real "matter". I admit that i really want to try White women or black momen sometimes.But you know that we always talk about“Body odor”.

@斗斗斗 , yeah, what''u talking about?

@斗斗斗 , yeah, what''u talking about?

Allow me to translate: "body odor"

very interesting this thread is under: Dating and Romance. Btw everyone has the size that he/she deserves....

Asian girls broken by gargantuan 洋鬼子´s cocks.... screams, pain... all this starts to resemble the plot of Urotsukidoji

There's that deathcock I was alluding to upstairs. Thanks, A Tofu. I'm recalling the scene in the first movie after the "protagonist," fresh after seemingly being killed in a car wreck, proceeds to rape the nearest nurse until she explodes like a meat balloon.

Fade up on a close-up of the U.S. presidential seal. Off-screen, a woman is moaning rhythmically. Panning across the familiar details of the seat of power, the camera eventually reveals the blonde-haired U.S. president behind his desk, engaged in enthusiastic intercourse with his equally blonde secretary. They do not appear to be deterred by the presence of several dead secret service agents sprawled on the floor around them. The phone rings and the president answers it.

"The units of the fleet are standing by. What is our target?"

"Osaka."

"Osaka, Japan?"

Cut to the darkened skyline of Osaka and the ancient Osaka castle bathed in a ghostly green glow.

"Correct. Two of my agents brought me proof that Osaka was the source of the strike against us."

"Mr. President, what are we going to do?"

"Order the fleet to open fire." As the President replaces the receiver the woman rises up, startled. [End Page 41]

"John, it was you?"

"Yes, the chojin has been resurrected and no one can stop the destruction he brings. I am nothing more than his agent. We'll have one last fuck before the end."

--Pointon, S. Transcultural Orgasm as Apocalypse: Urotsukidoji: The Legend of the Overfiend (sauce)

@Godfather, meanwhile as you are looking for help, can u please tell the ladies about your measurement? I mean Width and length. Xie xie

@Godfather, meanwhile as you are looking for help, can u please tell the ladies about your measurement? I mean Width and length. Xie xie

Fucking hell, Godfather, give the man what he wants! And to accompany that visual evidence, click "post" first, then go back and "edit" the post, then click "upload from my computer" and it should work. The site is broken, so it won't work if you try to load the image in your initial post.

Massive black cock pics for the Priest (and me), please.

Let´s embody all this..

。。。

Hahahaha ... sorry, only got this one in Chinese ...

I very much enjoyed Pete's not-so-subtle, yet continuous self promotion of his penis size.

I know for certain there are plenty of guys out there right now quietly reading this thread hoping to God there are more women will respond by saying that size doesn't matter.

If you're a guy who is with a girl who demands a 10 inch cock, do you really want to be boning her? I'd take it as a red flag for STDs, and be thankful that my junk wasn't that big.

If you're worried about the size of your cock, you're simply doing it wrong.

[embed]http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzA3MTk4ODA0.html[/embed]

Red Flag..

If you're a guy who is with a girl who demands a 10 inch cock, do you really want to be boning her? I'd take it as a red flag for STDs, and be thankful that my junk wasn't that big.

I don't get the connection between a preference for huge wangs and the prevalence of STDs. Contrarily, wouldn't "demanding" a cock of proportions far above the norm actually reduce the pool of potential partners and concomitantly reduce the chances of getting VD?

(philosoraptor.jpg)

Just admit it Dando, you have a 10 inch cock. I always knew you had something over me, you cocky bastard

I know for certain there are plenty of guys out there right now quietly reading this thread hoping to God there are more women will respond by saying that size doesn't matter.

In other words: I have a micro-penis.

I love this thread. Most responses showed that not many people knew how to use the skills and personal charm. Size matter, but if there are only big tits........it would be so fucking good.

There' s no bad tools only bad workers... And different way to do sex so maybe different sizes? Start to be complex... :-) U all always talk about vag*na, but u forgot his close bro. In anal sex? Size matter? big, medium, small??? In oral??? And don't be silly, If nature gave u a boa constrictor don't do sex with a dwarf, that's not gonna work. And, don't do sex with an NBA girl if god was not generous with u...

Monster condoms for my magnum dong. I only read half of this bullshit and it was still great. I dare say this web is experiencing something of a Renaissance. Uhhhh. DIX.

Seriously...a big cock in the ass would hurt bro

chinese have small cocks, from what i heard, and dont know how to satisfy their partners, and i dont really think they feel a thing,,,

if i were chinese , i would be so ashamed of my race, and the international picture ur fellow chinese creatures, spread around the globe, ,,chinese are ONLY known by their: lack of manners, dirtiness, stealing, cheating, lying.., Go, be proud

Cock size is important. Too big it a waste, Same as too small. I prefer 6 to 7 inches just the right size to either preform oral or regular intercourse. And the myth that all black guys have big cocks is false. I have dated 6 black guys in the last 4 years and they all only had around 7 inches.

these 6 black guys were nigerian? Those guys have small dicks

size don't matter. skill matters. romance matters. love matters. unselfishness matters.

in other words: "its not in the meat, its in the movement"

class is over, kids!

Unless its extremely tiny like a new born rat,or as huge as tree roots,its fine for us,lol

lol a "new born rat"? wtf! lol!

as far as i know, lt does matter to some woman for sure.....:) I would say.. it is not the size that counts , it is the feeling that matters.....however new born rat is really scary.....

the girl on top, seems to work, if the girl is knowledgeable of her own body, but then again, im decent size and not a chinese peanut

haha :) forgive ma manners really i thnk its silly that people mind bout this....size does matter if you can do it good then you got it....lol i knw guys who would kill to have a better dick thn wat they have..i thnk that size thing only matters when your a teen(coz ths thats whn everyone is trying out) or if u 26 and got a dick of a 12 year old lol

lol that actually made me laugh.

For teen guys it metters,but actually after everyone will see that how big probleb is nothing,its absolutely not important,except in extreamly situations,like huge or too small. The only thing girl care about is how u do it.

No, just the wave~.~. Or is it the the motion while on that potion in the midst of the ocean? I forget but my memory is reerl long.

Anyway this is not even a real thread,topic,psychosis or rep

I find more useful topics standing at the bus stop.

What What!!!!!!

I think it is impossible to get the truth from men about their size online. I will admit, I am normal length.

I am curious to know if girls in China prefer cut or uncut dongs?

@joseph cut is better,clean and bigger

lolwut

Cutcock here. Whenever I'm fucking, I cry a little inside and wonder what I'm missing out on. You know how amputees sometimes complain of phantom limb pain? I have phantom foreskin pain, and I don't even remember having one.

Cut cocks are only cleaner than uncut cocks if the owner never washes, and it only superficially appears to be better or bigger because it doesn't look like an aardvark when flaccid.

Moo is a vile ball-busting gynocrat, just like my ma.

@随便叫兽 (流氓无产者人民冠军) do u know whats smegma?its hard to wash so cut it

Oh good, I'm glad someone asked Dando what "smegma" is. This won't end badly.

The size of the boat TOTALLY MATTERS! Why do you think Titanic is so famous?

Also most girls get off the best through their control by riding, and having a thicker stick helps.

@joseph cut is better,clean and bigger Blockquote

what? How is it bigger if cut? All jews are cut so it should be the opposite and so is Dando.

@Moo,

do u know whats smegma?

I would pretend not if it would provoke a lady to explain instead.

its hard to wash

BROTIP: Gentlemen prefer a challenge

I for one would not mind adding to my morning routine a few extra minutes to rub an entirely intact dick with soap and warm water, notwithstanding that circumcision purportedly makes my peen more palatable.

Every human being on this planet lays claim to some sort of penetrating/enveloping insight regarding the differences between men and women, but the only one that matters is that for dudes, vigorously washing our genitals is a chore that we seldom if ever complain about or require technological assistance in so doing.

Have you ever seen a masculine hygiene products commercial on television, with a torrent of viscous blue liquid washing roasted cheese off a bratwurst? No. We hardly need the encouragement.

Does Size Matter To Women??

In a worldwide survey; It was being asked to professional, expert and mature women, Does size of a private organ matters or not?

Most of the women depicted that 7 to 8 inch length and 4 to 5inch girth of a Dick is perfect. But they also mentioned that in case of husband and wife relation it does not matter very much but the use of it and feelings are more important during xxx.

In my opinion, size does matter for the hungry, lusty and thirsty women (hehe) but a family woman e.g house wife or a young girl who are interested in serious relationship don't care about it but the love and personality of her man.

I find most larger guys cannot maintain a hard on. What good is a soft large cock? give me 6 or 7 hard inches of steel it is much better than a soft 10 inch limp noodle

Rose Eve :

Ooooooooops.

Psyché :

Your comments in the form of pics are really different and without writing you depict everything n i am curious to know that from where do you get these..............