Discussion » Pets & Animals » Why are pandas the least racist animal?

  • A.w
    A.w wrote:
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  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:

    Not true, I was out with my mate Dave last night (he's a Panda) and he told me he 'hated the fucking Jews.'

  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:

    Yeah, I will invite him to my place for a Jewish supper to celebrate- he'll like that; Dave doesn't get out much

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A panda that's had the shit kicked out of him by neo-nazis.

  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:

    Outside Dave, my favourite panda is Sexual Harassment Panda. He is way fucking cool...

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    But inside Dave, your thoughts are only of him?

  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:

    Mainly yes, but the mind does wander. Dave alone, rarely satisfies in my inter-species rutting...

  • Ola Sande
    Ola Sande wrote:

    what to say... IMMA FUCKIN PANDA..~~

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    If pandas require porn before they'll fuck each other, it'll take a bear-sized dose of rohypnol to get 'em to fuck a person. That's why I prefer dolphins. Their dicks are prehensile.

  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:

    True, true. Dolphins are pretty good lay, but I like the the rich Santorum you get from a horny Panda, with Dolphins it tends to wash off.

  • Pavoir Sponse
    Pavoir Sponse wrote:

    True, true. Dolphins are pretty good lay, but I like the the rich Santorum you get from a horny Panda, with Dolphins it tends to wash off.

  • pommie
    pommie wrote:

    Gay dolphins fuck each other in the blowhole. True story.

    Reminds me a bit of WLIB.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    You needn't do Senator Santorum the honor of capitalizing that other sort of santorum. After all, we're talking about the fellow who earned that eponym when he equivocated zoophilia with base faggotry.

  • Ejdnzlaj
    Ejdnzlaj wrote:

    Pandas are only still alive because they are cute and a national treasure. They are actually one of the shittest animals of all time. They only eat one plant for food, and it doesn't even grow in abundance in their habitat. Oh, and they constantly sit on their new born babies.

  • 随便叫兽
    随便叫兽 wrote:

    They can barely even digest bamboo because they have a carnivore's digestive system.

    Kind of a ridiculous creature to have as a national animal. But don't feel too bad, China. Benjamin Franklin wanted to make the turkey America's national animal. And those things are so fucking stupid that they drown when it rains because they stair up at the sky with their beaks open.

    EDIT: I consulted snopes and as it turns out, turkeys don't drown in rain. My bad. But they're still ugly flightless birds and not nearly as badass as bald eagles.

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